Bagels Are Snazzy

Some interesting things I noticed in today’s blog searching…

There’s always the random weird hits of course, completely unrelated.  But the one topping the list today caught my eye.  snazzy_bagels is checking out my blog now?  True, I mentioned her in this post, but only referring to a few posts she’d made in goms_sux; the focus was on certain individuals’ replies to said posts (certain individuals who, no longer being a part of milfs, shall remain henceforth nameless and unmentioned).  Anyway, I didn’t say anything bad about snazzy_bagels, I don’t think… but what strikes me curious here is here she is checking into my blog, quite out of the blue, searching her own username, and is a friend of that previously mentioned unnamed former milf.  What’s curious about that, of course, is that there are, within amputee_milfs, a number of sock puppets.  Could one, in fact, be Ms. snazzy_bagels?  This bears investigating.

I mean, it could just be the obvious explanation, but that’s never any fun.  The great thing about the lack of any reliable communication I get from the milfs is that I am entirely free to draw my own conclusions, and act upon them, regardless of what they may be.  I’m not limited by things as trivial as Terms of Service agreements, or reality.

Another unrelated, but kinda cool point about snazzy_bagels… she and I share a birthday :)  Of course, she was born the day I turned 15, but the same day, anyway.  So I can add her to my list of people I know of that share my birthday.  And, sorry snazzy_bagels, but Eminem is still my favorite.

And you see that other search?  ”yummy tasty meat”?  Undoubtedly milfs, since, as we know, none of them can resist the BLT meat.  *sigh*  Very well, dears, here it is, yet again.  Fap to your heart’s content.  I’m not shy.  I know you’ve all drooled all over pics of it.  108 posts and 4000 comments worth of drool… heheh.

Also interesting… I got a number of hits today from Facebook.  That’s interesting because I don’t have a link to this blog on my Facebook account.

Apparently, though… somebody does…

Using Your Words

ETA: She privated her journal (said she was getting “creeped out” for some reason) so I fixed the links so you can still read the referred posts)

I’m going to show you something interesting.

Read THIS.

Now, what did we learn (aside from the fact that useyourwords has an immature, egocentric, and staggeringly sexist view of relationships)?

We learned that she has 3 older sisters.

And that she’s 21 years old, which, with a little math, gives us an accurate year of birth.

These, you see, are the little tidbits that get filed away for future reference.  One never knows when such things will come in handy.

ETA:  The thing that makes this post even funnier and even more ironic is useyourwords‘ next public post, HERE, in which she discusses how to keep one’s private information safe online.  Something which I already covered, in a much more practical and useful manner, early on in this blog.  Obviously useyourwords did not read those posts…

I’m sorry, T, but you’re just not as good at this sort of thing as you think… stop dolling out advice you can’t follow.  At least, if you phrased these helpful entries more like “in my own opinion” instead of the self-righteous “this is what I think so this is how it should be” tone they have, you wouldn’t come off like such a goddamn cunt all the time.

Wait, look who I’m talking to.  Telling a milf not to act like a cunt is about as useful as telling a tree to stop being made of wood.

But, allow me to helpfully expand on your advice.  Take Facebook, for instance.  By default, a private Facebook profile is still going to show your name, your profile photo, your friends, and your networks.  How is this useful?  Suppose, hypothetically, you’re keeping a keen eye on someone online.  But, alas, their Facebook is private, and you don’t feel you have much chance of sock puppeting your way onto their friends list.  Did you know that, unless you adjust the settings, people in the same networks as you can see almost as much information from your profile and posts as if they were on your friends list?  Indeed.  Handy little piece of info there.

Look at my Facebook.  Notice the fact that you see nothing (unless, of course, you’re on my friends list).  You don’t see my friends, my networks, or even my profile picture (ETA: Ok, you see some of it now, cuz Facebook sucks like that).  People in my networks who are not on my friends list also see absolutely nothing.  Additionally, if you go browsing the friends list of one of my friends, you won’t even see me there.

Now that’s how to keep a Facebook safe.  Just a private profile isn’t enough, you still leak info all over the place.

And for god’s sake, don’t use your real name.  Do you have any idea how many amputee_milfs gave up their real names via their Facebooks?  It’s just staggering…

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Cleaning Up Messes

I know I’ve been focused on amputee_milfs a lot here (cuz they’re sloppy-cunted bitches), but let’s turn a brief eye over to goms_sux for a moment, just to see how good these people (I use that term loosely) are at following their own rules.

Now, there’s been this “no Starla and no Thorn” rule over in goms_sux for a bit.  Problem is, they don’t address past posts, just current ones.  They don’t bother deleting ones that people with 4-second attention spans have forgotten about.  I was browsing goms_sux earlier this evening and came across:

http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/17147.html, in which whereinchicago quotes Starla’s blog.

http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/18319.html, a “Starla is full of shit” post by richey

http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/20005.html a post by intarwebpolice requesting everyone post their favorite Starla “art” (we’re coming back to this a second)

http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/39318.html by chairmanbetty, the post where they all try to convince themselves I didn’t just destroy their community

and http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/53444.html by atelan asking about my “I’m really Starla” joke.

Oh, and yes, I know they’re all locked.  You need to be in the community to see these.  Good luck on that, btw.  It’s pretty much locked up as tightly as milfs now.  Only us members get to see what’s happening. ;)

There’s been references since, of course, warning about not mentioning me, then more posts about me, and so and so forth.  Even more Starla mentions.  Some subtle, some not-so-subtle, which I’ve referenced elsewhere in this blog, or you can find caps on various ED pages.

Now, the supposed “no Thorn” rule in amputee_milfs?

Check this out.  In that intarwebpolice post, one of the pics posted is this one (caution: nudity), posted, naturally, by one of the milfs.  Now, just recently, on a photo-hosting website, I came across this pic (again, caution: nudity).  Uploaded just a few days ago.  Funny… exact same sense of humor, and referencing… me.

No real point here, just pointing out more fail, the failure to follow one’s own rules.  Yes, I’ve required a blog this size to catalog all the fail of the milfs.  And there’s really so much more…

It’s redundant.  I’ve beaten them to death… well.  Not quite yet.  How… depressing… (heheh)

OH.  I should mention how I have come to be a member of goms_sux, since it’s so exclusive now.  It’s actually quite delicious.  Remember the thing I did with the boozecruiseee sock?  She deleted her journal, I waited til it purged, then made a duplicate journal with the same name that they let right into the communities?  Well.  What if… what if, someone who was a member of getoffmyspace and goms_sux, who was actually sympathetic to a guy with a dead child who’d been stalked unmercifully (can’t imagine), decided enough was enough and simply gave him their account?  Wouldn’t that be cool?

Of course, the real question to ask here is… how many members of amputee_milfs were on their friends list?  That is to say, how many milfs are now showing me their friends-only posts?

I don’t know how many times I have to say it… the Thorn has eyes everywhere….

Photo Op of The Gods

Well, I don’t mean to keep tooting my own horn here, but… okay maybe I do.

BUT… in a recent discovery, it seems that the people on LJ who were on my buddy list back when I had an LJ are all BANNED from GOMS.  Ironic, no?  Because, of course, I didn’t actually have any real buddies on my f-list… they were all sock puppets, of course, even the ones with accounts that predated me by years, because that makes sense, amirite? Everyone’s a sock puppet, right?

“everyone on the internet is really dorian thorn…”

MUAHAHAHA!!

That’s especially ironic when you consider they let me back in…

Okay, this is kind of a lame post.  I don’t even eat anyone’s eyes or anything…

Well, okay, if you want something a bit more interesting…

HERE.

Dorian Thorn, still bringing the Epic.

Proxy, baby!

Just some general trolling advice here, good for lurking too.  This has been one of my most constantly-used tools.  Check it out:

HIDE MY IP

That program kicks ass.  More than 1000 IP addresses, logging from more than a dozen cities around the world, customizable to your five major browsers (IE, Firefox, Opera, Chrome, Safari).  So, you can have one browser open with the IP hidden, and simultaneously have another open with your real IP.  Killer.  Plus, it doesn’t just hide IPs, it can also mask your entire operating system, browser info, and ISP.

In short, I can be browsing with Chrome, on my Vista OS, here in Quincy, MA, with Comcast Cable providing the Internet, but anyone tracking hits would see me as coming from Toronto, browsing with Firefox on a Linux system, provided by Joe Schmoe Cablesystems.  Plus, websites like this one that can rat out a potential proxy oftentimes miss this particular program, and give up a “no proxy detected” message.

Geekgasm!

Well, duh, of course I realize you need to buy a key for the program.  That is, you’re supposed to, anyway.  Please tell me I don’t have to go over how to find a cracked version or a keygen for something like this.

Sigh.  Fine.  Here.  You’re welcome.

Who tattled?

So, my most recent sock puppet, gennert567, has, as I anticipated, been suspended.

Between announcing the username in a chat with a milf in it last night, and using him to make some comments to one of the GOMS mods, it was really only a matter of time.  That, and, of course, the Joker icon kind of gave it away.

Interestingly enough, though, even though there was a milf in the chat I announced gennert567’s name in, I wasn’t entirely certain that particular milf would blow my cover.  Yes, I am actually saying I was not 100% dead certain that I was going to be handed off to LJ Abuse by this particular milf.  Wait… did I just say something less than negative about a milf?  Well, that’s progress…

Of course, the milf in question, bloodlilie, visited gennert567’s profile this morning at 10:11am EST, followed closely by her friend rizzo barely 5 minutes later.  And that was all they wrote for gennert567.

Tracking script rocks.

So, why am I going through all this?  What makes gennert567 different than any of my other socks?

Because of what he showed us.  Mind you, I’ve been pretty quiet lately.  I haven’t done any trolling, any attacking, or anything at all on LiveJournal for weeks.

But at the first possible opportunity, the milfs go on the offensive against me.

What have we learned?  The same thing we knew all along.  It is the milfs’ incessant trolling, stalking, and harassing that keeps this all going.  I, as always, play defense.  They have a quiet offense because they are cowards by nature.  They constantly watch for me, follow me, keep on my back, and report me at every possible opportunity.

I should send some emails about this… oh, wait… heheh…

Of course, with gennert567 went two other socks that shall remain unnamed, because they were in particular areas that I’d rather certain people not be aware I was in.  So, those two shall remain quietly anonymous.

That means I’m actually sock-free at the moment.  A grand opportunity to reset my MAC address and get myself back on LJ for real.  That way, the next time I get reported, LJ Abuse won’t be able to verify that yes, it is, in fact, me.  They’ll see me as a guy from halfway across the country, on a different computer, with a different OS and everything.  That sock will be immune to being reported.

Reported?

Take another look at her.

Once I’m back on LJ for good, the milfs won’t even recognize me…

Helpful Tips from BLT

All right.  Just to prove I’m not as bad as some individuals who prefer to live their lives based on assumption rather than fact seem to think, I’m here to offer an actual useful version of this catastrophically misguided post.  You see, that post covers the bases for normal harassment issues on LiveJournal, but if there’s one thing the amputee_milfs haven’t called me, it’s “normal”.  You see the fail in that post already, it assumes (hurm, there’s that word again) that the normal, everyday methods of dealing with LJ harassment actually work on me.

Did I mention that the half-dozen or so communities  that have locked down due to trolling did so after I was perma-banned from LJ?  I’ve had dozens of IPs banned, and still come and go as I please.  I have 3 LJ accounts right now.  And, like an obsessive lunatic, I keep this blog.  ”Normal” and I don’t even live on the same continent.

So, if you find yourself under my umbrella, what can you do?

Moar Handy Trolling Tips

One thing that comes in handy above all else in this day and age: patience.

We live in an era where 99% of the people online, especially the under-30 crowd, have grown up on the rapid-fire sound byte headline presentation of the world.  Everything comes in a very rapid flow, of very short clips.  Today’s headline is forgotten tomorrow.  By next week, it’s ancient history.

But, for the online troll, once you have ensured you are a fixture in their memories (I think I’ve pulled that part off at this point), patience becomes more than a virtue, it becomes a weapon.  Back off the attacks for a few days, a week, a month.  The targets breathe easier, relax, let their guard down.  If you miss a day or two, they think you’re gone.  Miss a week, they’ll think you’re done.  Miss a month, you’re undoubtedly dead.

That’s when you hit again.  As hard as you fucking can. Pearl Harbor the living hell out of them.

Use the downtime, of course.  Build sock accounts.  Strategize.  Choose your angles.  Compile your information (of course you have spies, right?  How the hell can you successfully collect the necessary information without spies?  Goddamn it, if you’re trying to pull of a successful trolling campaign beyond a few random attacks, get yourself some damn spies!!).  I use my downtime to keep watch on some of the comms I’ve forced the milfs to shut down.  Waiting for them to re-open, see.  Once they do, I’ll give them between 4-7 days before the next round of trolling.

Oh, and in regards to information:  never, ever, ever use a valuble piece of information the moment you get it.  Oftentimes, when you do that, you also tip your hand as to where you got it from, potentially compromising a source.  Using a little patience, sit on top of your new find, see if anything else can be extrapolated from it, and then, when the source of this information would no longer be outed by your revelaing it, that becomes the prime time to use your info.  Because, you see, that also leaves your targets scratching their heads and saying “how the fuck did he know that?”  Mindfuck at every opportunity!!

Perfect example of this.  I knew the milfs were referring to me as “BLT” back in December (hence, the name of the amputee_piggies community I created, get it, can’t make bacon without slaughtering piggies, etc) but it wasn’t until March that I revealed I knew this.  You see, then it seemed I’d learned it out of the blue, and had some method of hacking/breaking into something, where it was actually a very innocent slip on the part of one of the milfs back in December that tipped me off.  Had I said something in December, it would have been fairly obvious where the slip had been.  Waiting until March, until it was time for me to be permabanned, gave me the opportunity to spring it, and then to embrace the “BLT wuz here” slogan I’d been prepping since then.

I have a plan, and I have patience.  My piggies are just reacting.

Which, actually, makes them very easy to both predict and control.  This is like poking at bacteria on a slide and watching it twitch… piggie bacteria.  Swine flu?

The Amazing Sock Puppet of the Gods

God, I have been dying to show this one off… now that she’s finally been outed, I can.

Ladies and gents, I give you…

salembitchtrial

Look at that fucking profile.  Now that’s how you build a goddamn sock puppet.  It’s a far cry better than goombatree’s profile, that’s for damn sure.

YES.  That is a sock puppet.  That is ME.

Now, let’s examine closely, and look at all the hints that were stuck on that profile (mind you, richey not only accepted her into GOMS, the milfs all missed all the following clues):

• SHE’S FROM SALEM.  Practically my neighbor.  Plus, I took a very well-publicized trip to Salem last Fall, which any troll on my journal at the time should have recalled.
• HER BIRTHDAY.  All the “my mom’s email” sock accounts I made, my mom’s birthday, on every single one, was 11/25.
• THE QUOTES. “All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players” That doesn’t suggest “play-acting” to you?  “Something wicked this way comes” DUH.  “This is what it sounds like when doves cry” “When Doves Cry” was my MySpace profile song for an age.
• HER COMMUNITIES.  She belonged to virtually every single then-open milf-moderated community, a number that weren’t open,  pluswtf_stupid (another favorite community of mine), plus she even fucking applied to amputee_milfs and it was on her watched communities list!! To me, at the very least, that would have earned a “just in case” LJ Abuse report.  If she wasn’t, then, oops, my bad, can’t be too careful, though.  Basically, salembitchtrial was the one screen name on LiveJournal that was everywhere I needed to be to get to the kind of info I was getting to.
• THEY LOOKED RIGHT AT HER.  Her LJ Toys showed hits from richey on a  number of occasions, as well as several other milfs from time to time, on her profile and her public journal entries.  She chatted with a number of milfs in various other communities.  She even made posts to GOMS!  Those’ll be gone now, though.  Quick side note on that… salembitchtrial had her own Photobucket account, in which all her pics for her GOMS posts were stored.  On the chance that she might have somehow been booted from GOMS without being suspended, cleaning out her Photobucket would have sabotaged the hell out of those posts.  Yes, she made posts.  No, I never planned to let GOMS keep them.

Now, about her most remarkable trait, her survivability.   How on earth did I manage to keep her alive through round after round of sock puppet deletions?  Easy.  By using the most innocent, benign proxy on Earth: AOL.  It’s a fairly universal proxy, almost never questioned, and so many people use it that when those AOL IPs pop up, one can never say who it might be.  Most people don’t even realize AOL serves as a proxy.  salembitchtrial visited LJ exclusively through America Online.  Except for when she was first created (then under the name sunny_down, and a member of ALL my communities), salembitchtrial never used a single IP that matched any of mine.  Of course, on the down side, I may have just gotten all of AOL’s IP addresses banned from LJ.  Oops.  Watch me care.  That could be a headache to try and sort out… win.

And lastly, the milfs never did find her.  I outed her myself.  My plan was actually to do it a few weeks back, and I was going to make some amazing troll posts to GOMS and/or goms_sux, but they changed the posting to moderated on me after I started trolling my fellow GOMS members.  So, I did the next best thing, I used her to create a feed to this journal over on LJ (need a paid account to create feeds; yes, she was a paid sock puppet account) and basically handed that feed directly to one of the GOMS moderators in a less-than-friendly way.  Really less than friendly.  Let’s just say, in a way I knew she wouldn’t ignore.  I knew if LJ Abuse decided to kill off the feed, then it would be a short hop to the account that created it, but oh well.  salembitchtrial’s purpose was served months ago, when she first got into those communities.  Like I said, I’ve got it all archived.

She was a trooper, all right.  Gave me more than I could have dreamed.  So, thanks, salembitchtrial, and rest in peace, bb.

Next!

(nice t-shirt, eh?)

Yet another example…

…of using their own ideas against them.  The milfs positively excel at outsmarting themselves.  Makes my job easy enough.

Their response to my latest round of trolling is a big hugbox of an entry in goms_sux by milf tehmeats imploring “let’s all be LJ friends” (in pretty bright rainbow colors, awwwww).  They are searching for my eyes in there, no doubt, hoping to uncover some sock puppet of mine (if they haven’t figured out yet that I’ve got some means of access into the GOMS comms they are even more helpless than I give them credit for).  But, now, really… a sock puppet? At this point?  In goms_sux?  Seriously, that would have to be not only one hell of a sock puppet, but would somehow have had to survive round after round of me getting other sock puppets suspended and deleted on an almost daily basis.  Though, I suppose if someone was going to pull that off, it would be me…

Long story short, the milfs are about to hand me access to their friends-only entries.  Whether through the Amazing Sock Puppet Of The Gods or, more likely, a Thorn sympathizer (they must realize by now I’m not doing all this by myself), the potential damage I can do on a milf’s f-list is virtually incalculable…

I can’t wait!

And no, obviously I’m not telling yet how I’m getting my info from inside the GOMS communities.  This is a public journal, after all.  When my source is snuffed (inevitable, but I’ll run with it for as long as it goes, I already have the entire history of all the GOMS comms archived) I will tell you how it was done.

And then, we move on to the next stage :)

There’s always a next stage…

Some Truth

Because it’s something GOMS doesn’t like talking about.

Doesn’t like talking about?

Try, has absolutely banned any mention of.

On the homepage of all 3 main GOMS communities is now a link which reads “IF YOU ARE BEING HARASSED ON LIVEJOURNAL…” etc etc blah blah.  They say, “don’t mention it in the communities or you will be banned”.

Here’s the helpful post it links to.

Now, that’s all thanks to me and my efforts.  What makes me chuckle is this.  Since day one, I have recognized that the central core of GOMS members (the amputee_milfs, much more on them later) are quite addicted to what they do.  This is not a fun pasttime for them, or harmless joking.  They seek to shred.  It’s a compulsion and a need (self-esteem thing).  Anyway, they have these communities that are being attacked, mercilessly, by some “batshit insane online stalker”, who’s able to unearth all kinds of private, personal info about them, and yet, they don’t simply close the communities!!

If any more proof of addiction was required, there it is.  But here’s more anyway.  A favorite target of GOMS used to be a woman named Starla.  A free-spirited, creative, completely uninhibited type.  The loathed her with a passion, because she was everything they lacked the courage to be themselves.  And, when it finally came about that Starla would no longer be a permitted topic in GOMS, did they stop talking about her?  Of course not.  They simply created a whole new community, very hush-hush and secret, called goms_drama, which was basically a place where the few “ultra-trusted” members could discuss Starla to their heart’s content (goms_drama would later change its name to amputee_milfs).

Starla beat them, you see.  She made GOMS pull down posts about her, basically making them do something they didn’t want to do.  Due to their need to attack and tear down, they absolutely fear confrontation (as I’ve seen more times than I can count), and they above all cannot handle feeling like they have lost in any way, shape or form.

Also, I beat them.  I seriously messed with their minds with that Goombatree prank, giving them some of the greatest posts the community has ever seen, then rendering them moot and pointless.  I basically used all their own compulsions against them, and made them all look like idiots when it came out I was the one pulling the strings all along.  That’s why they chose to ignore my advice (quoted in the previous post), and started making me a featured topic in goms_drama as well.

This would not work out well for them…

By this point, of course, they do everything they can to deny I even exist.  Because (I have said this before, and I’ll say it again) ignoring a problem is always the best way to handle it.  They refuse to so much as mention me, yet they accept new members into GOMS all the time, denying that I caused any harm to the comm, putting noobs right into my line of sight, with no warnings, no nothing, only a banner on the community homepage detailing how to handle harassment.  Well, run-of-the-mill harassment.  I have about a dozen ways I can sidestep all of that helpful advice.  Because I am permabanned, that basically means simply that LJ’s TOS no longer applies to me.  I’m free to do… anything on LiveJournal.

Oh, and of course, GOMS’ “no sock puppets” rule.

Guess what?

amputee_milfs has a number of sock puppets in it.   Why?  Me again.  Because they don’t want me to know their real screen names.  Thus, to ensure all the milfs are included in my efforts, I have to troll not only the milfs, but all the GOMS comms, the comms the milfs moderate, the members, milfs’ f-lists… and of course, the moderators of GOMS know all of this.  I’ve told them!  But still, they choose, in order to prevent making the logical choice and closing the comms (because, seriously, is a community on LJ worth it?) they choose to put all GOMS’ members not only in my line of fire, but in my line of fire with no warning whatsoever.  The milfs are beginning to get an inkling of what I’m capable of.  Most members of GOMS haven’t the faintest clue.

That’s just some of what the moderators don’t want anyone knowing… keep reading, there will be plenty more.