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2 Quick Things

1. If you amputee_milfs are still going to follow me all over the Internet, and actually post about it (things like this and this), then you may want to do it in a  place where someone who’s going to tell me about it doesn’t have access.  FAIL.

2. This one’s really more for just smokedglass7429 and wherein– oh, do excuse me, I mean constituent; webwarper.net makes a notoriously poor choice for hiding one’s IP address.  Especially when you visit my blog at the same time.  Just sayin’.

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Cleaning Up Messes

I know I’ve been focused on amputee_milfs a lot here (cuz they’re sloppy-cunted bitches), but let’s turn a brief eye over to goms_sux for a moment, just to see how good these people (I use that term loosely) are at following their own rules.

Now, there’s been this “no Starla and no Thorn” rule over in goms_sux for a bit.  Problem is, they don’t address past posts, just current ones.  They don’t bother deleting ones that people with 4-second attention spans have forgotten about.  I was browsing goms_sux earlier this evening and came across:

http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/17147.html, in which whereinchicago quotes Starla’s blog.

http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/18319.html, a “Starla is full of shit” post by richey

http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/20005.html a post by intarwebpolice requesting everyone post their favorite Starla “art” (we’re coming back to this a second)

http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/39318.html by chairmanbetty, the post where they all try to convince themselves I didn’t just destroy their community

and http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/53444.html by atelan asking about my “I’m really Starla” joke.

Oh, and yes, I know they’re all locked.  You need to be in the community to see these.  Good luck on that, btw.  It’s pretty much locked up as tightly as milfs now.  Only us members get to see what’s happening. ;)

There’s been references since, of course, warning about not mentioning me, then more posts about me, and so and so forth.  Even more Starla mentions.  Some subtle, some not-so-subtle, which I’ve referenced elsewhere in this blog, or you can find caps on various ED pages.

Now, the supposed “no Thorn” rule in amputee_milfs?

Check this out.  In that intarwebpolice post, one of the pics posted is this one (caution: nudity), posted, naturally, by one of the milfs.  Now, just recently, on a photo-hosting website, I came across this pic (again, caution: nudity).  Uploaded just a few days ago.  Funny… exact same sense of humor, and referencing… me.

No real point here, just pointing out more fail, the failure to follow one’s own rules.  Yes, I’ve required a blog this size to catalog all the fail of the milfs.  And there’s really so much more…

It’s redundant.  I’ve beaten them to death… well.  Not quite yet.  How… depressing… (heheh)

OH.  I should mention how I have come to be a member of goms_sux, since it’s so exclusive now.  It’s actually quite delicious.  Remember the thing I did with the boozecruiseee sock?  She deleted her journal, I waited til it purged, then made a duplicate journal with the same name that they let right into the communities?  Well.  What if… what if, someone who was a member of getoffmyspace and goms_sux, who was actually sympathetic to a guy with a dead child who’d been stalked unmercifully (can’t imagine), decided enough was enough and simply gave him their account?  Wouldn’t that be cool?

Of course, the real question to ask here is… how many members of amputee_milfs were on their friends list?  That is to say, how many milfs are now showing me their friends-only posts?

I don’t know how many times I have to say it… the Thorn has eyes everywhere….

No Big Deal

You feel that?

You know, that uneasy sense you get just before you post anything online anywhere, where you ask yourself can Dorian Thorn get ahold of this? Or at least a quick I don’t care if he gets ahold of this, what could he do with it?

Heh.  You might be surprised.

BUT that’s not the point.  The point is that feeling, that sublime, queasy, uneasiness.  That wondering to yourself about what you post, where you put it, and is it truly safe from my almost all-pervading grasp, and if I do get ahold of it, just what might I do with it?  You wonder these things, naturally.  Claim otherwise all you’d like, six flounces so far from your community tells a very different story.  Tightly locked MySpaces and Facebooks and LiveJournals tell a different story.

But then, that’s no big deal.  That’s simply the feeling you give to others, you fine purveyors of quality lulz, that sense of what one chooses to share of themselves online might not be safe, might be fodder for attack, might be prone to victimization.  You’ve been doing it for years, after all, and you know it’s all for the lulz…

So, that feeling you get?  Nothing but lulz.  Funny stuff, amirite?  Are we all having fun yet?

But, why am I making such a big thing of this, right?  It’s just the Internet, after all.  It’s just LiveJournal.  It’s just the harmless opinions of a few kids on the Internet.  None of this stuff matters.  It’s no big deal, yes?  This is what you say, right?  That none of this is important, it’s all inconsequential, and it just doesn’t matter because it’s all meaningless.

Well, then.  If that’s the case… just delete amputee_milfs.  And getoffmyspace.  And goms_sux.  And badeyebrows, g_m_rides_again, and all those meaningless little LiveJournal communities that don’t matter, that don’t make any difference, that simply don’t matter, and that you’re not addicted to.  Delete your LiveJournals altogether, and all those pointless little snark communities, since it all doesn’t mean a thing.  Those “friends” you think you have?  They’re just Internet People, after all…

You know, tongue-in-cheek banter aside, you know what the truly saddest part of all this is?  That without those communities there, I’ve got nothing to complain about.  It renders my entire argument moot and pointless.  But that’s how confident I am in the addictions of certain online degenerates.  That I can tell them exactly the way to undo me, post it here in a public blog for all the world to see… and know, that even with that knowledge handed to them, that they’ll be incapable of doing it.

No big deal, amirite?

*sigh*

You know, I used to joke about how the milfs were all fangirls of mine who simply couldn’t stop fapping to my pics.

Sadly, it turns out they’re actually much bigger fangirls of someone else:

Her.  AGAIN.

As one former milf described it, it’s a “Starla feeding frenzy” in there (aside from the BLT thread, that is…).

Basically, they’re still just doing what they always do: stealing pics, bashing people who are better than they are, fapping to nudes of people who pwned them… the usual.

Talking about people while utterly lacking the balls to talk to them.

I can’t wait to see the looks on their faces when I start popping up.  Can’t really avoid talking to someone when he’s standing right in your face now, can you?

All for the lulz, of course…

I still can’t believe none of them see where this is all headed…