Squeal For Me…

So close I can almost reach out and touch…

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And as a bonus, here’s a picture of rawr_its_roonie giving a blowjob.

Oh, and that’s not me she’s giving it to.

She may love to look, but she doesn’t get to touch.

Yet.

Meant To Be

For those of you who have followed this blog this far, I hope it comes as no surprise that my real name isn’t Dorian Thorn.  In fact, it’s Matt, short for Matthew, and you’re welcome to call me either of those or any combination thereof.  Usually “Matt” is reserved for people who know me IRL, but it’s no big secret, so whatever.  Half of my Facebook calls me DT (one even calls me BLT lol), I am refered to as “Thorn”, “Matt”, “Dorian”, and don’t even get me started on the titles I’ve been appointed over the years.  The list goes on and on, and some of them are even flattering.

The events, awareness, and changes in my life that led me to assume the name “Dorian Thorn” back in 2000 actually were set into motion in 1998 by a woman named Kelly Rose “X”, who was one of the most amazing women I’ve ever met, and even though we didn’t have a lot of time together (she died in 2001), the effect she had on my life was incalculable.  Without her, there would be no “Thorn Enterprises”, no “Thorns”, and no “Dorian Thorn”.  Without going into too much detail, just consider I’ve held onto the name Dorian Thorn for 9 years now, and in the Thorn philosophies, the symbol of the highest beauty of the totality of the entire Universe seen as a glorious whole is dubbed “The Rose”, for her middle name.

I promise, this is all significant to where I’m headed.

In the community amputee_milfs, there is a member I’ve mentioned before by the name of rawr_its_roonie.  She is, quite possibly, the one person who symbolizes GOMS and all it stands for more than any other.  Highly active inside the GOMS communities, member of amputee_milfs from the day it opened its doors, a member of every single GOMS-related community, even running her own defunct spinoff ifoundvolda.  She proclaims a love for GOMS on her LJ profile, keeps Sassy Cassie icons to this day, even advertises GOMS’ re-opening to other people in various other communities.  It might seem odd to some that she’s never been a moderator, even, but rawr_its_roonie is a dedicated follower, definitely not a leader.  The dead giveaway to that was, when I trolled her badeyebrows community, the first thing she did was add another moderator to help.  For all I have ever said to/about her, she has only ever said one thing back to me directly, and that was in the community she moderated, simply telling me to get out.  (a community which, until that point, was open…)

So, symbols, I do love my symbols, signs, and omens.  Now here’s the part that’s awesome.  Look at her Facebook.  The name!  (it’s not docs, it’s on your damn public Facebook, your last name I’m keeping mum about) I assure you, my jaw dropped at that, for I am a man who does not believe in coincidence.  Everything ties together and there are always reasons.  Kelly, my Kelly, was “the One”, the woman most know as Elizabeth Thorn, my One, my Only, my Elizabeth.  The One.

Would it not, then, stand to reason that this new Kelly Rose in my life, with all she symbolizes, almost the polar opposite of the Kelly I loved so much, stands to be “the One” of some sort, and there is, as of yet, some undiscovered significance there?

Oh, you ask for more?  The coincidence of the name is not enough?  How about this, a story the GOMS Kelly was working on some time ago:  The Climbing Rose

Not enough?  Try this one.  By unthinkable coincidence, my current girlfriend’s name is also Kelly.  And, in a  drawing from the GOMS Kelly’s own hand, we discover the name of a former boyfriend of hers:

One can only attempt to dismiss so much as coincidence before having to face the fact that there is no coincidence.

What does it all mean?  I admit it, at this point, I have no idea.  But it’s only a matter of time before we all find out…

ETA: And the “coincidences” do not stop at the “Kelly Rose” connection.  My Kelly’s birthday was May 4th.  Would it not be fascinating if not only a milf, but a member of milfs who was highly instrumental in keeping the trolling of my journals and communities going (thus exacerbating all of this) had the same birthday…?  I assure you, there is one, but I’m not sure of outing someone’s birthday is docs or not.

On a wholly unrelated note, does anyone else think the color of rawr_its_roonie’s top there is almost the exact color of an eggplant?

Lastly, my favorite quote by rawr_its_roonie, discussing me in an AIM chat:

I like his saggy balls.

I assure you, so did the original Kelly Rose…

ETA: Actually, disregard this whole entry.  It’s all a coincidence after all… and besides, roonie’s a cunt.

Those Compassionate Milfs…

Oh GOD it hurt my brain just to write that title…

Let’s go with this first, a post by morningchorus:

What’s playing on my mind is I can’t figure out if I’m too understanding or the opposite. I’ve had to deal with a lot of people with a horrific attitude towards certain members of society, and things that drive a lot of compassion in me. People with addiction problems, for example. People who’ve suffered terrible abuse and made mistakes, or people with mental illnesses, being treated in awful, inconsiderate ways. I wonder why it is that I can understand an alcoholic and pity them, put very little blame on their behaviour and all, yet I can’t understand or find any reasoning in someone who has the opinion that “it’s their own fault”, and similar.

Ahem.  Allow me to assist.  First, you are the polar opposite of understanding.  You are a spiteful, self-centered, thoughtless bitch (my apologies to any females of the canine persuasion reading this for the comparison to MC there, but she’s British so calling her a “cunt” just doesn’t have the same impact as it does here in the States).  Nothing drives compassion in you, unless it’s “compassionately” offering to help someone sort out differences, while re-posting all their emails to amputee_milfs so you can all laugh at someone’s genuine efforts to iron things out before things go too far.  Oh, and then you have fashionassassin ban them and feign shock and surprise (but ya don’t unban them, do you?).  Drive that compassion, beautiful.  Beautiful?  You look like a porn star.  And I should know.  Oh, and as for people being treated in “awful, inconsiderate ways”… you mean, like you and all your friends do in your happy little communities every day?  Stop pretending you have anything even resembling a heart or a conscience and accept the fact that you’re part of the problem, not the solution.  Interesting how she makes this a public post, too.  You just want everyone to see how “caring and compassionate” you are, don’t you?  You’re terribly caring and compassionate to Starla, aren’t you?

This is more proof of what I’ve always said… you cannot trust a single word that crosses the lips of any milf.  Ever.  If they are speaking, assume they are either lying or posturing.  You’ll be right 100% of the time.

Oh and stop whining that I posted your damn Facebook.  If you didn’t want people to know what it was you shouldn’t have posted it in a public community.  Everything on the Internet’s fair game, AMIRITE????

Then we have this pointless crap from goms_sux that I’m not going to bother credit the OP because picking on rawr_its_roonie is just getting tedious (…see what I did there?):

HEY GOMS_SUX!!!
WHY IS IT SO DEAD IN HERE?
post anything in here!  how you’ve been, how drunk you got this weekend, what you’re going to be for halloween, your favorite eggplant recipes…

I’ve gone through this before, so let me explain AGAIN for the retards.  Or, ya know, the noobs. goms_sux is dead/dying because the majority of people who used to post the majority of content into the “off-topic GOMS community” have a NEW off-topic GOMS community, namely, amputee_milfs.  All the “good” stuff gets posted there, NOT in goms_sux.  eggplant’s been trying, bless him for effort, what with his recipies and all (a few of them are actually pretty yummy) but seriously, it’s just not happening.  And then you’ve got GOMS itself, trembling on the brink because a) I’m a member and Snitch with a capital “S”, and b) MySpace itself is growing pointless and redundant as a social network.

What was my point?  Oh yes.  I’m getting really tired of roonie showing up in my dreams violent, blood-soaked nightmares.  GTFO already.  I was perfectly happy when the only nightmares that plagued me were the visions of global apocalypse I’ve had since I was a teenager.  Milfs showing up in my dreams just isn’t allowed.  OUT!

Am I ranting?  Of course I am.  Because the day a milf questions why goms_sux is dying, or suggesting she’s got even the slightest shred of compassion for another human being (read that excerpt again; she talks about other people like they’re a different species)… well, that just deserves a bit of a rant.

*sigh*  I feel better now.

Oh, and for those of you reading this on Google Reader… really, I put all this effort into choosing a nice layout, format, design, all that, and you just skip it all and go right to the text?  You aren’t getting the full experience!  Look, you think I don’t know the milfs keep tabs on this journal?  I know if someone was keeping a public journal shredding me on a regular basis, I’d keep an eye on it.  But of course, to do it publically, requires a scant iota of courage.

Which is something else all the milfs seem to be sorely lacking in… hiding in their locked community, reading this blog on an rss feed.  Gah!  Here I thought at some point during the past year at least one of them might have grown spines!

Such “compassionate” folks… they marginalize people, ostracize, stay tightly knit with people just like themselves, and anyone different, or who even dares to think different, gets bashed endlessly.  The members of amputee_milfs, every single one of them, are mental carbon copies of this chick.  The only difference is who they choose to be biased against.  Your tightly-locked, inflexible, and intolerant mindsets are otherwise identical.

Hell, for all I know, she’s probably a goddamn member…

ETA:

I think my problem might be that I care too much.

From morningchorus.  You know who else cares too much?

/facepalm

Ugh, where to begin?

Well, first this post in goms_sux.

snazzy_bagels, asking about GOMS celebrities, the “more obscene the better”, and does anyone notice one name conspicuously absent from the list rawr_its_roonie knee-jerks out?

But then again, that’s a list of people GOMS got the better of… so I suppose the absence of my name is appropriate.  Heheh.  That, and of course, they have tried so hard to erase the memory of me from their history, but sadly, they can’t erase the effect I had on the community…

So much for that “let’s not mention Starla” rule, huh?

I’m sorry?  I didn’t have an effect on the community?  Wut?

Have you seen these (locked so I’ll giva ya the info)?:

community.livejournal.com/getoffmyspace/1666462.html by snazzy_bagels making fun of myspace.com/machina420.

community.livejournal.com/getoffmyspace/1666295.html by cucci_couture making fun of myspace.com/amber_morgaine (who is her friend’s roommate so it’s basically a grudge post).

community.livejournal.com/getoffmyspace/1665904.html by whereinchicago attacking myspace.com/sexy_chicana84.

community.livejournal.com/getoffmyspace/1665772.html by get_baaaaack going after myspace.com/dementedpink.

I could go on and on.  I’d have included screen caps, but trust me, you’d have fallen asleep.  This has become one of the lamest communities on LiveJournal.  They try so hard… I don’t know.  And I like bagels, too.  Of course, much of my work isn’t even on LJ anymore, with the obvious exception of Operation: Chicago, so the more whereinchicago posts, the better.  As for the rest of it…

…I’m more about dealing with these people off LJ, out here in the real world, until they follow their own whines of “it’s just LJ, it’s not important, it doesn’t matter, it’s just the Internet…”  Well, if that’s the case, you certainly seem to be clinging to it awfully tight.  But we’ve known since day one they’re all hypocrites, right?

LOL poor roonie.  I’ve been picking on her for making even the slightest, most remote references to me, and now I pick on her for deliberately not mentioning me.

Karma’s a bitch, eh?  (I love that pic, it actually looks like roonie.  Well, except the eyebrows.  Roonie has some kind of obsession with eyebrows…)

Why So Easy?

Oh god….

This comment, made on a GOMS post about this very blog:

I think it was meant to be ironic.

And roonie… you said it, not me…

HAVE YOU LOOKED IN MILFS LATELY?

You guys let things go so easily…

Now that was ironic.

rawr its fail…

So I’m browsing through the GOMS comms and I come across this:

THIS

Of course, my first thought is, “My work is done”.  LOL.  But seriously.  She’s right, of course, that they have killed GOMS.  I told them to, after all, and my piggies have been nothing if not cooperative so far.  You see, the existence of goms_drama/amputee_milfs, gave them a retreat, a place they could huddle and discuss all those things that don’t get discussed in GOMS anymore.  So, the moment I found that (thank you again, morningchorus, for showing it to me), I knew the key to snuffing GOMS was to drive the milfs, those core members of GOMS, out of GOMS.  Oh, sure, most of them are still in GOMS, but all the “sting” is gone.  What used to be a community with a degree of dignity is just a tired old LJ snark comm going through the motions.  It has no soul left.  And that’s thanks completely to the amputee_milfs and their fear of being “found out”.  Because, in their limited worldviews, losing their LJ accounts is the worst thing they can imagine.

Heheh.  I have some things yet to teach them…

But the fail I mention comes from this, the first few comments added to that post:

LOL

God bless violatekate, just throwing it out there.  Now, obviously I don’t care if that pic gets posted, since I sent it directly to a number of milfs, and metatron_lvr was finally kind enough to post it.  But the real fail in rawr_its_roonie’s replies… “not supposed to discuss them here because it’ll stir up drama”.  In just that one line we get:

A. not discuss here, so obviously elsewhere is fine

B. discussing me and Starla in amputee_milfs has stirred up no drama whatsoever, then?

C. she didn’t say the most obvious thing: “what picture of Thorn and Starla!?!”  In other words, she knew exactly the pic that was being referenced.

But of course, they don’t discuss me anymore.  They don’t have a shiny new forum or anything.  Not at all.

The fools.  Can I share a secret?  Your discussion of me never fazed me in the slightest.

Anyway.

I’m in the mood for a BLT now.  Order up, roonie…

ETA: Oh yes… to answer roonie’s question, my favorite people to make fun of?  Why, the milfs themselves, of course.  One finds more fail in that community alone than one can find across all of MySpace combined…

Dreaming of milfs?

I had the weirdest dream the other night…

I was sitting in the kitchen of the place I used to live in Texas, which was weird because that kitchen didn’t have a table or chairs in it.  So I’m sitting on the floor, and sitting across from me is longtime GOMS member and amputee_milfs member rawr_its_roonie.  We’re having this deep, deep conversation, like we’ve been friends for years or something (don’t ask), and are talking about all this personal stuff (things I’ve dug up about her that I’m not going to reiterate here) and being all emotional and everything, like one of those late-night conversations that stretch into the wee hours of the morning.  You know, those talks you have on occasion where you sit there and solve all the world’s problems.  One of those talks.

So anyway, while this talk is going on, I’m thinking there’s something I’m supposed to be doing, and it seems really important, even though the talk is important too, and I know there’s some urgent reason why I can’t interrupt her (she was doing most of the talking, I was just listening).  Then, I suddenly realize what it is, walk across the kitchen to her, and proceeded to eat her eyes right out of her head.  It was spectacularly gory, though luckily, dream eyeballs do not taste all that bad, but they do kind of pop when you bite into them.  The weird part is, despite the bloodcurdling screams, she still kept trying to talk, until I accidentally broke her jaw and pulled it right off her head.  Oddly enough, I felt terrible about the jaw, even though I was still there sucking what was left of her eyes out of her gaping empty sockets…

It then turned into me waiting for some kind of phone call, but I knew I had to wash all the blood off before the phone rang.  For some reason that seemed terribly important.

About then I woke up.  And was hungry.  So, on my way to work, I bought a breakfast sandwich from Dunkin Donuts.  The one with ham in it.  Heheh…

Yummy piggies…

A few replies, then…

Ok, have to reply to  few comments in that GOMS post…

THIS one by rawr_its_roonie.  Well, DUH.  Am I actually claiming you’re a Nazi?  Of course not.  I use it as an example of how things get misquoted, taken out of context, and the little part of something one chooses to focus on is not at all representative of the whole.  I may not have always said the nicest things about you, but I think anyone would know just how ludicrous the claim of you being a Nazi is.  I also think some people missed the point on that…

Oh, and, um, THIS, boomshesaid?  Don’t be ridiculous, of course Cannibal Corpse didn’t write an album based on my book Daylight Fades, Arise the Night.  It was Cradle of Filth.

metatron_lvr, I replied to you someplace else in this blog regarding THIS, but those pics?  How the hell could those ever be threatening?  They’re just hot.  What I meant by the “BLT wuz here” on them was… well, actually, you probably don’t want to know that.  I’ll just let that one slide.

And as for THIS comment by imightbite… I didn’t mean that when anyone thinks of GOMS they think of me.  I meant, people who came into this through the whole “Thorn vs. GOMS” situation know me individually better, because on one side there’s me, and on the other, GOMS.  That’s all.  (no one argued me being “the #1 headache”, though heheh) And, roonie, sorry if I shattered any dreams.  ;)

THIS little exchange.  Ya know, fashionassassin (and I think we both know which particular “meme/non-meme” is referred to here), would you believe Mother’s Day came and went and “mom” didn’t get a single copy of that sent to her?  Mother’s Day just isn’t what it used to be…

And lastly, THIS.  wicked_queen, wondering what my “obsession” with her is.  I think I outlined it pretty clearly elsewhere, but seeing how many subtleties have been missed already, I’ll spell it out.  On November 13, 2008, you uploaded my EPIC FAIL demote to your LJ scrapbook, twice.  It was the twice that got me curious.  You posted that pic (which I’m not complaining about, fair use, public domain and all, and hey, anyone who wants to look at my balls is welcome to) in two places.  One was probably in amputee_milfs.  The other… I dunno.  I’m all curious.  I have theories, but nothing confirmed.  As a result, I remain curious.  Satisfy my curiosity on that, and I cease to care.  Just that simple.

As for most of the other comments, feh.  Most of the members of GOMS weren’t there with us through all this, were they, now?

And I still hold to this being done now, cuz it doesn’t matter anymore.  I’m just replying to a few things that I felt deserved replies.  I’d have done it in the comm itself, but that would just have entailed a lot of pain in the ass things, what with me constantly getting deleted and all.  I’d have had to use anonymous comments, had to get one of the mods allow anonymous comments, a pain.  You say what you’d like in your journals, I’ll say what I like in mine.

That said, fare the well, GOMS.  It’s been fun.

p.s. a quick personal note… two pages of comments just to stress how boring and irrelevant I am, and how no one cares.  I love you guys.

rawr_its… nazi?

I wasn’t going to say anything but I just couldn’t let this go:

“NO MORE JEWS IN GERMANY!! EVER!!!!!!!”

That’s a direct quote from rawr_its_roonie’s journal.  Trufax.

Nazi piggies, now?