Piggy Pie
Really, this song just had to be in this blog somewhere. It’s Juggalos singing about piggies! It’s just too perfect. How could I not include it?
Actually, this song very specifically makes me think of 3 different members of milfs, one to each verse. I kind of think of it as “their song”. My 3 little piggies >:D
And lastly… the chorus of this song is my cell phone’s ringtone.
Hard Evidence
So, the following question was asked in the LiveJournal community total_manarchy this evening:
Guys if you had to pick only ONE from the following: Hot face, hot bod, great tits, sweet ass, tight pussy? Tight in the sense that it fit you perfectly, because I know there are tight vaginas that don’t feel right, and then there are ones that you want to marry.
Girls same question, hot face, great body, big dick? Or something else I’m not listing but really what more do guys physically have to offer?
Of course that’s a community I lurk regularly, and it also counts among its members a few milfs (sheer coincidence on that one, I assure you). But what was so delicious was one of my favorite milf’s response to that question:
“nice dick”, she says. And don’t forget, the milfs all share a single mindset, so we can assume she speaks for them all. But rather than going with assumption, let’s look at a bit of, ahem, hard evidence. What did one of bloodlilie’s LJ friends once say to me:
“We all”. As in, bloodlilie included. Her LJ friends would know, after all.
And, just in case you’ve somehow come this far without seeing it, here’s a little more hard evidence. Incidentally, I include that photo here because it was grabbed out of another LJ community, wtf_stupid, by eggplant, who then posted it to amputee_milfs, almost immediately after he joined wtf_stupid.
Ya know, this really starts to explain why they can’t seem to stop lusting after my cock talking about me…
Heheh…
Love to my fangirls!!
Squeal For Me…
So close I can almost reach out and touch…
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And as a bonus, here’s a picture of rawr_its_roonie giving a blowjob.
Oh, and that’s not me she’s giving it to.
She may love to look, but she doesn’t get to touch.
Yet.
Reality Bites
When I do my trolling stuff over on LiveJournal, it’s very rare that I actually receive any replies to it, even if people post replies. You see, for each LJ account I create, I need a completely new email address for each one. And, since I assume the piggies will squeal to LJ Abuse, once I’ve trolled, I log out, never to return to that particular sock puppet. It’s even rarer that I would log into one of the emails again, because, once the LJ sock puppet is suspended, that email address is useless to create a new one. So, for each of my sock puppets, I’ve got an email address I’m unlikely to ever use again, so it follows that I simply don’t get notifications of any replies I might get.
And if you look here, you begin to get an idea of just how many socks and emails we’re talking about. Also, figure in the fact that I’ve always got about a dozen unused emails ready to roll. You get the idea.
All that said and done, it does happen that every so often I’ll need an additional email address for something else, so I can always use one of my LJ suspended ones. If, then, I happen to log into an email I’ve trolled with, and there’s been a response, only then do I see the replies (usually months later). However, I did just happen to use a more recent email, and so got a reply on one of my more recent trolling attacks that I found so typically milf I had to bring it up. The reply was this:
“aaaah, you again. i guess you must be bored. i will leave this up. all ten of them. maybe that will give you what you’re looking for. i feel sad for you.”
This is right in line with all those other “posed” comments on LJ like “yawn”, “facepalm”, “headdesk” and the like. All those comments that, if they were actually intended as written, wouldn’t have been made at all.
But this comment, specifically, has a number of interesting points, the most significant being its manipulative attempt to make me feel somehow “pitiable”. No, “pitiable” is the incessant need to cling to a community like amputee_milfs. Calling me pitiable (“i feel sad for you”) is the classic milf move of taking those things they don’t like in themselves and projecting them onto others. It’s that warped psychology that kept them all coming back to GOMS in the first place.
Lastly, “I must be bored”? Nonsense. You see, you milfs were the ones who invited yourselves into my life, by trolling and stalking and probing into everything I did on LJ, just because you weren’t done with your lulz. Unfortunately for you, all I built on LJ for you to stalk was really just one big tar baby, as I’m sure you’ve noticed by now that getting into my business is a lot easier than getting out of it again. So, you stepped in it, had your lulz, and then tried to pull yourselves out when you got bored, only to find I don’t let go so easily. You had your lulz, you enjoyed them, and that’s awesome. Now, it’s my turn. Now I probe into your lives, finding all I can, digging it all up, getting my own lulz in. When I get “bored” is when I’ll stop. Although… I really wouldn’t count on that happening anytime soon.
You’re all just… too much fun…
Dear amputee_milfs;
This guy needs your help:
For any of you who aren’t actually amputees yet (I mean physically, I’m well aware your hearts/souls/etc — you know, the things that make you human — were removed some time ago), I’d be happy to saw your legs off in the name of an epic Star Wars-themed costume.
Hell, I’d do it just for fun.
*kisses*
DANGER
Say, whoever’s reading this with the Danger.com proxy, can you cut it out? Not that I mind you using a proxy, since I’m apparently so terrifyingly intimidating that you cannot allow me to even know you’re looking, but the IP keeps shifting, and it’s annoying, cuz every time the IP shifts it logs as a new entry rather than just adding onto the original log. Ok, so it’s lame tech stuff, but it’s still an annoyance.
Eh, whatever.
Oh, crap, I didn’t say anything about the amputee_milfs in this entry.
Um…er…
bloodlilie is hot.
Trufax.
That is all.
Seriously?
Ok, yes, I have said all this was over. I’ve said that before though, and come back seeking to do any damage I can. One would think members of amputee_milfs might be a bit more cautious in what they post…
So we have iiinterstate, a member of milfs, posting something like this in a recent post in sf_drama.
Really?
sf_drama has open membership. Anyone with a sock puppet can walk in and just help themselves. Sure, most of the people posting nudes there don’t belong to communities that have been stalked for the past six months. But you would think the ones that do might just be a little more careful with what they post in public places…
All I can say is, iiinterstate, you can be glad that I really do mean this to be over. Had I come across something like this a few weeks ago… well, you don’t even want to know.
Oh, and here’s the other one.
Sexy ;)
ETA: [iiinterstate.livejournal.com/295291.html]… tattletale :P I’d have made the link active, but you can’t see it unless you’re on iiinterstate’s friends list. Or, ya know, unless you know how to get around things like that… :D
Hai, piggies…
So many milfs stopping by to read… no one bothering to say hi…
I’m sure you’ve noticed by now that I, unlike yourselves, do not attempt to hide, to block, to run, to cower, or to speak my mind without giving those I speak about the opportunity to respond.
This is an open forum, piggies. Why don’t you grow some balls and open your mouths?
Every day I learn new things. Why, there’s so much I’ve picked up in just the past few days that I can’t put in this blog. Have to mind the TOS… you see, unlike my former LJs, I have no intention of this account getting banned.
I’ll even make a deal with you. If just one milf makes a comment, I’ll give you the url of my new nudie blog. You’d love it. BLT nudes, except Photoshopped to be artistic… it’s like BLT and Starla put together.
Your two very favorite subjects!
Wet yet?
Speaking of which… tell eggplant I said happy belated birthday.
ADDICTION
A few posts back I mentioned this was an addiction for the amputee_milfs, and once again gave them the opportunity to end it all.
Despite the fact that I tried that way back at the end of last August. No, they didn’t keep following me around LJ like frilly little fangirls, squealing with delight every time I threw them a fresh bone (“bone”, heheh). I tried it again in October. They kept it up. Tried it again on New Year’s. They kept it up. Tried again two or three times since New Year’s, they keep at it.
And what do they say in public? “we need to be the bigger people and walk away” “he’s keeping it going instead of letting it go” and so on. All while they stalk and follow and hide and lie. Because that’s who they are and what they know.
108+ posts. 4000+ comments. From only forty-three people! They call that “walking away”?
I particularly like the “we need to be the bigger people” thing. GOMS members, claiming to be “bigger” people? Now that’s lulz-worthy. I’m not sure they even qualify as people, period.
rizzo, for instance, just did a “Dining Out For Life” AIDS benefit. She didn’t do it because it was generous. A person like her, she’s more apt to do it in order to poke fun at all the victims. For the lulz, right? We are much more ourselves in the semi-anonymity of the Internet then we are IRL, when we can hide behind a screen name and pretend that shields us. I know her online. I know them all online. They call it “lulz”. But that’s not what it is. If it was, there wouldn’t be hundreds of posts about Starla in amputee_milfs. There wouldn’t be an amputee_milfs at all!! Its very existence reveals the sickness… deep down, in their most private places, when they are alone and online, when they are hidden enough to let their true colors through… they are nothing but the filthy fucking crackwhore piggie swine I had them pegged as since day one.
I was the bigger person half a dozen times in all this. I walked away plenty of times. But the crackwhores needed their fix, and couldn’t let it go.
And here we are again, the cycle repeats yet again. I walk, they follow.
Very well, my little piggie crackwhore fangirls. You don’t want me to go? You want me to stay? You want me to accept wicked_queen’s invitation here? Since, after all, “whatever brings back t3h drams, you support it”?
Right, wicked_queen? Such a fangirl you are:
http://pics.livejournal.com/wicked_queen/pic/0005c6kp
Why, that’s been in your photo album since November 13th, since you posted it to both amputee_milfs and goms_sux! Just can’t let it go, can you? (and you thought I “missed” you… heheh, nice pics on ED…) No worries, bb, I will bring you buckets of t3h drams. :D
My fangirls still want me to stay!
Very well, then.
And what a playground they’ve provided me with… more than 500 members in GOMS, but none of them allowed to discuss me. None of them allowed to ask about me. None of them allowed to even mention me. None of them suspecting a thing with their open, accessible journals, their open MySpaces, their open Facebooks, so much information…a fountain of facts and personal tidbits, just waiting for me to wade in and drink til I can’t drink anymore…
And you milfs know just what I can do with a little bit of info… been to xpeeps lately? It’s fun doing this to people, isn’t it? Plenty of lulz there… I am, after all, just doing what you do, playing by your rules… simply posting your shit in a place you may not like it, presenting you in a way you’re not keen to be seen… aw, and you don’t like it. How cute. And of course, given that this all started with you attacking a dead infant, there’s really no depths I can sink to that fall into your realms of depravity. I can’t go the places you go. The stench is too foul, you see…
You just won’t leave it alone. But then, you can’t. You’re addicts. Crackwhores for your “lulz”. But, that’s okay. BLT understands.
And I’m about to hold one hell of an intervention.
Come, fangirls, let’s dance a little longer. The night is young…
And there are so many lulz to be had…
Have some fail…
And there’s really so much of this it’s hard to keep it all straight.
Well, there’s the big one, and it’s cool cuz it’s kinky. Now, I’m a bit of an exhibitionist, who enjoys humiliation games. That’s no secret. So, the amputee_milfs made it their mission to… collect as many nude pics of mine as they could get their hands on, and post them to their community for mocking purposes? WUT? In other words, they made themselves the hottest online sex partner I have ever had, second only to the original GOMS posts themselves!! And they wonder why I’m obsessed with them… seriously, when the sex is that good, who wouldn’t go back? I hope somewhere in those 4000+ comments from the BLT threads there was at least one that said “Um… you guys realize all we’re doing here is getting him off, right? That this is exactly what he wants, right?”
And of course GOMS itself continues with the lame MySpaces, such as this or this or this. Apparently originality is something they aren’t too keen on… do not deviate from the collective. Become one with the Borg.
Next, they claim they try to avoid provoking me in any way, and then one of their mods makes a comment like this.
Nah, little aside comments like that won’t provoke a response from me at all (I called them a “secretive members-only hate club” once. They loved it, because they are. I made them feel speshul). Of course, to give them credit, they don’t realize I can see all this. Because they’re complete and utter morons, apparently.
Oh, what else?
Well, a few of my personal faves… There’s this thread, in which these people who “never talk about me” are talking a lot about a guy who sounds a lot like me… at least, their misguided impression of me…
THIS one, which I love to death, in which a member of amputee_milfs actually fesses up to the fact that I castrated GOMS. Incidentally, that member of milfs has been banned from GOMS ever since making this post… wait, what was that I said about denial?
And then, THIS epic-ness. The milfs, after all, are on guard against my trolling. The regular members of the GOMS comms aren’t. So, I hit more than 200 members’ journals. Posts were made in goms_sux, then deleted, then a GOMS mod made that general post, and changed posting in the comms to moderated. And about a dozen members actually said fuck it and left the comms.
boozecruiseee, the one who made the original post about my son, has flounced completely from LiveJournal. They all completely missed what I pulled on her, too. That was another sleight-of-hand evening; I had them all looking one way, and while they were all distracted, I hit boozecruiseee hard. She was gone by morning.
Oh, and of course a number of other milf-moderated communites, most notably badeyebrows, bad_hair, and omg_ur_teef, are now all moderated membership and posting! Thanks entirely to my efforts, naturally.
And lastly… some people say I am making this all up as I go, that I have no greater plan, that I can’t get into people’s heads as easily as I have always claimed.
Well.
amputee_milfs, a few weeks back, deleted everything from the comm that had anything to do with me (108 posts, 4000+ comments; in fact, only by deleting it all did they actually tell me just how much about me was in there… lol more fail). Now, how could that have been part of any plan of mine?
I suppose it was just coincidence that it was all deleted on March 31st… coincidence, you see, because March 31st was what would have been my son Caleb’s first birthday (the post about him in GOMS, of course, being what set all this off).
I, of course, have no idea what I’m doing. The milfs’ minds are closed books to a guy like me…
Heheh…
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