How To Bone Milfs
Regular readers of my blog might notice that a number of posts and links have been recently removed.
This was, of course, due to piggies doing what they do best, squealing.
Or, as a recent text I received said:
“You butthurt the queens of not being butthurt! A++++++”
In other words, by complaining to WordPress that I had their pics in my blog (rather than simply asking me to remove them) the milfs told us all that:
a) despite their claims of ignoring me completely, they do, in fact, read this blog
b) despite their claims of not caring at all, it does get under their skin
c) despite their constant protestations of “anything on the Internet is fair game” to justify what they do, they show us clearly that rule does not apply when it comes to them. As in, they can dish it out, but remain absolute failures at taking it.
Such a clear admission of absolute failure in the face of adversity is a minuscule price to pay for having to remove a few posts and links from a blog I don’t even maintain anymore anyway!!!
Don’t you get it yet? I’m not a crazy, dangerous, stalker. You gave me that label (BLT, duh), I just played the part, and you simply ate it up. You know I’m into the humiliation game… every post to milfs, every comment against me, every hit on my trackers, you guys were accomplishing nothing more than having cybersex with me. And it was epic! For all the things I dug up, all the things I insinuated I was going to do, what did I actually do, except needle you, piss you off, and get you to post more about me? Don’t you see this has been nothing more than an epic mindfuck — emphasis on the “fuck” part of that.
This is why, from Day One, it has been impossible for you to win. Every comment, every post, you’re not snarking me, you’re stroking me. You cannot out-freak Dorian Thorn. It simply can’t be done. The only way for you to win is for you to delete everything regarding me, never mention me anywhere again (and I have it on good authority I’m mentioned in quite a few milfs’ journals), and — get me to forget all about you. It’s never going to happen. The sex was too good.
(brb smoking cigarette)
Perhaps ironically, the only one of you that really got this was richey, when she said this. She figured out some time ago that the “stalking” wasn’t the key to my game. Maybe she didn’t figure it out exactly, but she got a hell of a lot closer than anyone else who went bonkers and apeshit, and outsmarted the fuck out of all the milfs put together (no wonder she’s no longer a member — they loathe intelligence). For additional lulz, read the ~drama~ again in the rest of that post. Oh, and want to know what I actually said when I called alcoholiday (formerly ricketz0r, currently boomshesaid) at work? Nothing at all. I called in the middle of the night and listened to her voicemail to verify I had the right number. That was all. She must have recognized my cell# from her caller ID.
Long story short, those milfs and former milfs that have taken the time to contact me found me nothing at all like the stalkerish BLT online persona most of the amputee_milfs are still cowering from. It comes down to this: GOMS messed with me, so I messed back. Hard. And you can interpret that however you’d like.
Of course, cybersexing aside, there are a number of things about certain members of milfs that continue to elicit my interest, and I’m afraid they’re going to remain microbes on my slide until… well, pretty much forever. But now that I know the specific members in there that contributed most to that BLT thread, there’s no reason to keep after the whole community. And I needn’t name names here. You know who you are.
So, we leave it at this, and I leave you as the one guy on the Internet who figured out a way to bone 40 milfs at once. Thanks ladies (and gents)… it was delicious.
Yours,
Let’s Review
So, take a look at THIS.
That’s from a milf’s MySpace blog, and she can remain nameless for now, but some of the issues in there need addressing, because if there’s really milfs thinking like this, they’re rather behind the times, and need an update.
Dead Baby Post: None of what I have done since September of 2008 has had anything to do with that. The current issues began with amputee_milfs following of me all over LJ, after I told them not to, and posts made to the community featuring goombatree’s “stalking emails” list, things like “super secret information” about me (which turned out to be my meatpuppet communities… ooo, that was a tough catch LOL) and things like that. That’s why, in October of 2008, after attempting to bury the hatchet and even joining the GOMS communities in good faith, I declared open war on the members of amputee_milfs and their beloved related communities. What defined them as enemies was not what they had already done, it was the type of people they were, which their actions as a community amply displayed. Not everyone in milfs was behind the idea of keeping BLT info in there, but not one of them ever came to me and said “Hey, this is happening, maybe you should try to stop it”. Guilt by omission, plain and simple.
My Wife: No, we didn’t get married. She moved to Denver. Our relationship was trying to recover from the loss of a child, the addition of GOMS’ unwarranted attack pretty much drove the nails into that. Not to mention the year of school I took off in order to devote more time to this. A marriage and a year of my life. You took that from me. I intend fully to take it all back.
For-fucking-ever: Exactly. Once you decide to make an enemy of Thorn Enterprises, you’re going to have it in your life for the remainder of it. Guaranteed. You youngsters these days have no patience whatsoever. This has only been going on for a year, a scant 12 months or so. We’re barely out of the starting gate here. I have plans that stretch into 2014, and that’s just basic stuff. It’s rare I come across one such individual as a milf, but to find so many of them in one spot… no, amputee_milfs is a sincere devotion of mine now.
Calling You Fat: I prefer to out the more subtle things, those deep-seeded psychological character flaws that no amount of exercise or dieting can repair. It is those warped elements of the psyche, almost universal among the milfs, that draw me.
Worthwhile Charities: Thorn Enterprises has done more good for this world already than all of those put together. The reason why I, at 35 years old, am just now getting back to school, staying at my mom’s, etc, is because I was out there during my 20’s doing all those things you all pretend to care about doing: changing the world, making it better, and planting the seeds in our society for a degree of tolerance that has never before been seen. Do you think it’s an accident that my home state, generally considered rather conservative, was the first state in the US to legalize gay marriage? Or the first state to out the pedophile priest issues? Or how about the fact that we now have a black president? Cause and effect. Plant the right seeds in the right place at the right time, and watch the roses bloom. You want to change the world? First you need to be able to see it. And you milfs are quite willfully blind.
“BUT WE DON’T TALK ABOUT YOU!” This is just the typical milf self-centeredness coming into play. You think that because you don’t talk about me, I shouldn’t care. SUCH a milf attitude: “if it ain’t hurting me personally, who gives a fuck?” (quick, now, run out and support some charity to try and justify yourselves to yourselves). Most of you preach some kind of charitable affiliation, then turn around and shred Starla/whoever in your communities. You know what would actually help you feel better about yourselves? Stop being scum and doing the whole “equality for some” hypocrisy and start treating (wait for it) all people as equals! You see, I care about ALL, I seek to protect ALL, and those who would seek to do harm to another are my enemy. That is why, no matter what happens, in the final shakedown, I will always be better than you. So, talk about me, don’t talk about me, whatever. This has nothing to do with what you do moving forward.
It has everything to do with what you’ve already done.
And trying to pretend to you didn’t doesn’t make it, or me, go away.
BLT FTW
Why is it that I remain so certain that the milfs still discuss me?
Ok, I’m willing to accept it might not be in amputee_milfs itself, I know for a fact there are more than a few members of that community that are more than tired of me (so, why they even stay is beyond me — “it’s just LJ, it’s just an LJ community, it doesn’t matter, it’s not important” — well, then, GTFO and you don’t have to hear from me anymore, dur hurr hurr).
Well, let’s look at some logic. Back in August of 2008, Starla filed, and won, a DMCA against getoffmyspace, resulting in some posts about her being removed and any mention of her forbidden. The very same day she became a “do not mention” topic in GOMS, amputee_milfs was started, in secret, solely to continue Starla discussion (GOMSers hate it when you get the better of them). Now, what did I do? More than getting a few posts removed, I got every member booted, got the communities locked down permanently, and got getoffmyspace and goms_sux to close down for about 5 months or so, during which time I created new and better snark communities that did exactly what GOMS did, only better. Twice. Not to mention the fact that I made virtually everyone in the community look like idiots for failing to catch the rather obvious goombatree = dorianthorn connection.
But they never discussed me at all, right? Look at this screen cap from goms_sux, see for yourself how much they “didn’t discuss me”. And that’s not even from amputee_milfs!
On March 31 of 2009, 108 posts, and more than 4000 comments, allegedly about me, were deleted from amputee_milfs. That would be the point at which I, allegedly, became a “do not mention” topic in amputee_milfs. However, just a scant two weeks before that, constituent, moderator of milfs, created at least two new communities, bare_mattresses and some_rakes. Both of these communities, barring a few posts right in the beginning, remain dead to this day.
Follow the logic. Removed from milfs, but only after new communities were created… Starla remains a constant topic in milfs, after merely forcing them to pull down references to her in GOMS… is it really such a leap of logic to surmise that somewhere the milfs who were “obsessing over me” have a new community, forum, whatnot, reserved for discussion about me? Of course not. And, knowing the milfs as I do, it’s a virtual guarantee that that’s exactly what they’ve done. After all, constituent took these two screencaps back on October 8th. If he didn’t post them to milfs… he certainly posted them somewhere. Because that’s how the milfs deal with things, they huddle and hide and post comments.
Which, in fact, brings me to another point. While that screencap from goms_sux is entertaining and informative, look at this comment in particular.
You see that? She said: “nor will I sit back and take what he does against me like a little bitch”
Um… actually, that’s exactly what she’s done. That is, in fact, exactly what all the milfs have done. Every last one of them. They have retreated, retreated, retreated. They locked profiles, communities, MySpaces, Facebooks, LiveJournals, Twitters. Changed usernames. Deleted accounts. Used sock puppets to even join amputee_milfs. Not only have they universally taken everything I’ve done against them like little bitches, they’ve also been falling back and giving ground since Day 1. This is the equivalent of me saying “you gonna get raped” and they simply say “ok”, then lay back and spread their legs. They’ve taken everything I’ve done against them, swallowed it all down, every last bit I fed to them, no matter how rough I played. They took it all JUST like, as alcoholiday said, little bitches.
And really, even if they do have some other hidden community somewhere, what are they doing, snarking pictures of my weener again? The same pics I gave them in the first place?
*gasp* look, milfs! IT’S MY WEENER!! Oh noes, what shall I ever do? You all act like you’ve never seen one before. But then, I can understand how you’d all be so enthralled with mine… it is rather impressive. You make such loyal fangirls…
All that said, it would be quite easy to declare myself the winner in all this 1000 times over. Wait, “winner”? Generally, for there to be a “winner” there’s some sort of contest first, and they have yet to put up any kind of fight at all, except to try and pretend none of it ever happened in the first place. Winner by sheer forfeit, maybe. And, actually, outside of amputee_milfs, and a few stragglers in goms_sux, most of the Internet declared me the winner more than a year ago…
But, a guy’s gotta have a hobby… and the piggies are mine. They volunteered for that, after all, even after I told them ahead of time exactly what would happen…
Live and learn, eh?
Reality Bites
When I do my trolling stuff over on LiveJournal, it’s very rare that I actually receive any replies to it, even if people post replies. You see, for each LJ account I create, I need a completely new email address for each one. And, since I assume the piggies will squeal to LJ Abuse, once I’ve trolled, I log out, never to return to that particular sock puppet. It’s even rarer that I would log into one of the emails again, because, once the LJ sock puppet is suspended, that email address is useless to create a new one. So, for each of my sock puppets, I’ve got an email address I’m unlikely to ever use again, so it follows that I simply don’t get notifications of any replies I might get.
And if you look here, you begin to get an idea of just how many socks and emails we’re talking about. Also, figure in the fact that I’ve always got about a dozen unused emails ready to roll. You get the idea.
All that said and done, it does happen that every so often I’ll need an additional email address for something else, so I can always use one of my LJ suspended ones. If, then, I happen to log into an email I’ve trolled with, and there’s been a response, only then do I see the replies (usually months later). However, I did just happen to use a more recent email, and so got a reply on one of my more recent trolling attacks that I found so typically milf I had to bring it up. The reply was this:
“aaaah, you again. i guess you must be bored. i will leave this up. all ten of them. maybe that will give you what you’re looking for. i feel sad for you.”
This is right in line with all those other “posed” comments on LJ like “yawn”, “facepalm”, “headdesk” and the like. All those comments that, if they were actually intended as written, wouldn’t have been made at all.
But this comment, specifically, has a number of interesting points, the most significant being its manipulative attempt to make me feel somehow “pitiable”. No, “pitiable” is the incessant need to cling to a community like amputee_milfs. Calling me pitiable (“i feel sad for you”) is the classic milf move of taking those things they don’t like in themselves and projecting them onto others. It’s that warped psychology that kept them all coming back to GOMS in the first place.
Lastly, “I must be bored”? Nonsense. You see, you milfs were the ones who invited yourselves into my life, by trolling and stalking and probing into everything I did on LJ, just because you weren’t done with your lulz. Unfortunately for you, all I built on LJ for you to stalk was really just one big tar baby, as I’m sure you’ve noticed by now that getting into my business is a lot easier than getting out of it again. So, you stepped in it, had your lulz, and then tried to pull yourselves out when you got bored, only to find I don’t let go so easily. You had your lulz, you enjoyed them, and that’s awesome. Now, it’s my turn. Now I probe into your lives, finding all I can, digging it all up, getting my own lulz in. When I get “bored” is when I’ll stop. Although… I really wouldn’t count on that happening anytime soon.
You’re all just… too much fun…
2 Quick Things
1. If you amputee_milfs are still going to follow me all over the Internet, and actually post about it (things like this and this), then you may want to do it in a place where someone who’s going to tell me about it doesn’t have access. FAIL.
2. This one’s really more for just smokedglass7429 and wherein– oh, do excuse me, I mean constituent; webwarper.net makes a notoriously poor choice for hiding one’s IP address. Especially when you visit my blog at the same time. Just sayin’.
Using Your Words
ETA: She privated her journal (said she was getting “creeped out” for some reason) so I fixed the links so you can still read the referred posts)
I’m going to show you something interesting.
Read THIS.
Now, what did we learn (aside from the fact that useyourwords has an immature, egocentric, and staggeringly sexist view of relationships)?
We learned that she has 3 older sisters.
And that she’s 21 years old, which, with a little math, gives us an accurate year of birth.
These, you see, are the little tidbits that get filed away for future reference. One never knows when such things will come in handy.
ETA: The thing that makes this post even funnier and even more ironic is useyourwords‘ next public post, HERE, in which she discusses how to keep one’s private information safe online. Something which I already covered, in a much more practical and useful manner, early on in this blog. Obviously useyourwords did not read those posts…
I’m sorry, T, but you’re just not as good at this sort of thing as you think… stop dolling out advice you can’t follow. At least, if you phrased these helpful entries more like “in my own opinion” instead of the self-righteous “this is what I think so this is how it should be” tone they have, you wouldn’t come off like such a goddamn cunt all the time.
Wait, look who I’m talking to. Telling a milf not to act like a cunt is about as useful as telling a tree to stop being made of wood.
But, allow me to helpfully expand on your advice. Take Facebook, for instance. By default, a private Facebook profile is still going to show your name, your profile photo, your friends, and your networks. How is this useful? Suppose, hypothetically, you’re keeping a keen eye on someone online. But, alas, their Facebook is private, and you don’t feel you have much chance of sock puppeting your way onto their friends list. Did you know that, unless you adjust the settings, people in the same networks as you can see almost as much information from your profile and posts as if they were on your friends list? Indeed. Handy little piece of info there.
Look at my Facebook. Notice the fact that you see nothing (unless, of course, you’re on my friends list). You don’t see my friends, my networks, or even my profile picture (ETA: Ok, you see some of it now, cuz Facebook sucks like that). People in my networks who are not on my friends list also see absolutely nothing. Additionally, if you go browsing the friends list of one of my friends, you won’t even see me there.
Now that’s how to keep a Facebook safe. Just a private profile isn’t enough, you still leak info all over the place.
And for god’s sake, don’t use your real name. Do you have any idea how many amputee_milfs gave up their real names via their Facebooks? It’s just staggering…
Those Compassionate Milfs…
Oh GOD it hurt my brain just to write that title…
Let’s go with this first, a post by morningchorus:
What’s playing on my mind is I can’t figure out if I’m too understanding or the opposite. I’ve had to deal with a lot of people with a horrific attitude towards certain members of society, and things that drive a lot of compassion in me. People with addiction problems, for example. People who’ve suffered terrible abuse and made mistakes, or people with mental illnesses, being treated in awful, inconsiderate ways. I wonder why it is that I can understand an alcoholic and pity them, put very little blame on their behaviour and all, yet I can’t understand or find any reasoning in someone who has the opinion that “it’s their own fault”, and similar.
Ahem. Allow me to assist. First, you are the polar opposite of understanding. You are a spiteful, self-centered, thoughtless bitch (my apologies to any females of the canine persuasion reading this for the comparison to MC there, but she’s British so calling her a “cunt” just doesn’t have the same impact as it does here in the States). Nothing drives compassion in you, unless it’s “compassionately” offering to help someone sort out differences, while re-posting all their emails to amputee_milfs so you can all laugh at someone’s genuine efforts to iron things out before things go too far. Oh, and then you have fashionassassin ban them and feign shock and surprise (but ya don’t unban them, do you?). Drive that compassion, beautiful. Beautiful? You look like a porn star. And I should know. Oh, and as for people being treated in “awful, inconsiderate ways”… you mean, like you and all your friends do in your happy little communities every day? Stop pretending you have anything even resembling a heart or a conscience and accept the fact that you’re part of the problem, not the solution. Interesting how she makes this a public post, too. You just want everyone to see how “caring and compassionate” you are, don’t you? You’re terribly caring and compassionate to Starla, aren’t you?
This is more proof of what I’ve always said… you cannot trust a single word that crosses the lips of any milf. Ever. If they are speaking, assume they are either lying or posturing. You’ll be right 100% of the time.
Oh and stop whining that I posted your damn Facebook. If you didn’t want people to know what it was you shouldn’t have posted it in a public community. Everything on the Internet’s fair game, AMIRITE????
Then we have this pointless crap from goms_sux that I’m not going to bother credit the OP because picking on rawr_its_roonie is just getting tedious (…see what I did there?):
HEY GOMS_SUX!!!
WHY IS IT SO DEAD IN HERE?
post anything in here! how you’ve been, how drunk you got this weekend, what you’re going to be for halloween, your favoriteeggplant recipes…
I’ve gone through this before, so let me explain AGAIN for the retards. Or, ya know, the noobs. goms_sux is dead/dying because the majority of people who used to post the majority of content into the “off-topic GOMS community” have a NEW off-topic GOMS community, namely, amputee_milfs. All the “good” stuff gets posted there, NOT in goms_sux. eggplant’s been trying, bless him for effort, what with his recipies and all (a few of them are actually pretty yummy) but seriously, it’s just not happening. And then you’ve got GOMS itself, trembling on the brink because a) I’m a member and Snitch with a capital “S”, and b) MySpace itself is growing pointless and redundant as a social network.
What was my point? Oh yes. I’m getting really tired of roonie showing up in my dreams violent, blood-soaked nightmares. GTFO already. I was perfectly happy when the only nightmares that plagued me were the visions of global apocalypse I’ve had since I was a teenager. Milfs showing up in my dreams just isn’t allowed. OUT!
Am I ranting? Of course I am. Because the day a milf questions why goms_sux is dying, or suggesting she’s got even the slightest shred of compassion for another human being (read that excerpt again; she talks about other people like they’re a different species)… well, that just deserves a bit of a rant.
*sigh* I feel better now.
Oh, and for those of you reading this on Google Reader… really, I put all this effort into choosing a nice layout, format, design, all that, and you just skip it all and go right to the text? You aren’t getting the full experience! Look, you think I don’t know the milfs keep tabs on this journal? I know if someone was keeping a public journal shredding me on a regular basis, I’d keep an eye on it. But of course, to do it publically, requires a scant iota of courage.
Which is something else all the milfs seem to be sorely lacking in… hiding in their locked community, reading this blog on an rss feed. Gah! Here I thought at some point during the past year at least one of them might have grown spines!
Such “compassionate” folks… they marginalize people, ostracize, stay tightly knit with people just like themselves, and anyone different, or who even dares to think different, gets bashed endlessly. The members of amputee_milfs, every single one of them, are mental carbon copies of this chick. The only difference is who they choose to be biased against. Your tightly-locked, inflexible, and intolerant mindsets are otherwise identical.
Hell, for all I know, she’s probably a goddamn member…
ETA:
I think my problem might be that I care too much.
From morningchorus. You know who else cares too much?
Evil
One of the greatest evils in this world is the evil that is allowed when decent people do nothing.
I have heard many a milf say things along the lines of I wasn’t stalking him, I never paid any attention, I think he’s boring, I never posted his pics, I didn’t do anything, etc, etc
But you know what?
You knew about it.
And for all the milfs I’ve spoken to, even those pretending to befriend me, how many of them have actually given me any information even remotely useful?
Zero, of course.
In other words, they are all either despicable human beings, or decent human beings who choose to do nothing, allow evil to flourish, because it provides them lulz. Which brings us right back to despicable human beings.
Thus, every member of amputee_milfs — past, present, and future — is to be held accountable. Because every single person within that community possesses the power to do something about it.
And they don’t.
Because, ya know… if they did, then none of what I do would be at all necessary.
The Junkyard
In a lot of ways, a web server is sort of like a city, with a bunch of neighborhoods, communities, etc. It’s got its private homes, its gated communities, its banks, and all kinds of places where security is tight and little sneaky theives like me would have all kinds of trouble getting into.
But then, there is always a junkyard. The dump. The place where everyone’s trash goes. The place where things that were once in those closed communities get dumped, and of course, once they’re in that junkyard, security is pretty nominal. A chain-link fence, maybe, but that’s about it.
LiveJournal’s web server is no different. Sure, it’s got those areas that are seriously tough to crack into. But it’s got a junkyard, too. And a junkyard is a place people can go poking around in with minimal effort.
What am I talking about here? These two entries:
http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/5873.html
http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/6238.html
Now, what caught my eye on these was that they were both posted by whereinchicago. What drove me bananas about them for a bit was the fact that they endlessly came up as “error no such entry”. Then it dawned on me… I’m looking at deleted posts. Here’s what I was able to recover.
The first one, all the code and stuff cut out, looks basically like:
“Don’t feel like toggling so many links to view Starla’s latest creations x-posted on her Blogspot? Well, then, how about adding an RSS feed for her? Thanks to Really Simple Syndication, you can have all your lulz provided directly for free on your El Jay friend page:
[image file here I couldn't recover]
The nice thing about RSS is that it updates public content daily if something is posted. Additionally, it’s one less bookmark to go through. And since she deletes her journal 1,378,583 times a month, the feed can readily be updated as need be.
(Minor Disclaimer: When you first add this RSS feed, it will clog up your friend page because it was spidered for the first time. This brought up all the recent posts in her blog and will cause about 10 entries to appear on your friend page.)”
The second post:
“In this post, swivelchair-fun noted how Starla decided to abandon her Blawgspot and focus on blogging over at MySpace. Oh noes!
Never fear… I created another RSS, this one being for her MySpace blog, which we know she won’t delete because she has too many fans for her ~*ART*~ over there.
Don’t be fooled by the name “starlaart.blogspot.com” listed on the syndication source, the RSS actually directs to her MySpace blog.
Starlart. Starlababble. Starlove. Starlamanda. Prettypillz. Bitch, make up your mind!”
That one had a pic I was able to get at: HERE.
So, what does this tell us? Well, aside from the fact that whereinchicago was the one who created both the starla_nom_nom feeds, not a whole lot.
But of course, considering I can now dig up deleted posts…
Think about it. amputee_milfs deleted 108 posts. Supposedly all about me. And in doing so, in taking them out of that gated community and dumping them into the junkyard, they put them squarely within my reach. Heheh.
True, whole posts are tough to find, because there is a vast amount of clutter, and the amount of deleted comments everywhere is ludicrous. So, I may not find all 108. But odds are, I’ll find at least some of them.
Gee, hope there isn’t anything in those posts that might stir things up again…
So, yeah… free advice: from this point out, you might want to delete fucking nothing.
ETA: LJ is like a city… with a junkyard the size of the fucking planet Jupiter. :P
Cleaning Up Messes
I know I’ve been focused on amputee_milfs a lot here (cuz they’re sloppy-cunted bitches), but let’s turn a brief eye over to goms_sux for a moment, just to see how good these people (I use that term loosely) are at following their own rules.
Now, there’s been this “no Starla and no Thorn” rule over in goms_sux for a bit. Problem is, they don’t address past posts, just current ones. They don’t bother deleting ones that people with 4-second attention spans have forgotten about. I was browsing goms_sux earlier this evening and came across:
http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/17147.html, in which whereinchicago quotes Starla’s blog.
http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/18319.html, a “Starla is full of shit” post by richey
http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/20005.html a post by intarwebpolice requesting everyone post their favorite Starla “art” (we’re coming back to this a second)
http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/39318.html by chairmanbetty, the post where they all try to convince themselves I didn’t just destroy their community
and http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/53444.html by atelan asking about my “I’m really Starla” joke.
Oh, and yes, I know they’re all locked. You need to be in the community to see these. Good luck on that, btw. It’s pretty much locked up as tightly as milfs now. Only us members get to see what’s happening. ;)
There’s been references since, of course, warning about not mentioning me, then more posts about me, and so and so forth. Even more Starla mentions. Some subtle, some not-so-subtle, which I’ve referenced elsewhere in this blog, or you can find caps on various ED pages.
Now, the supposed “no Thorn” rule in amputee_milfs?
Check this out. In that intarwebpolice post, one of the pics posted is this one (caution: nudity), posted, naturally, by one of the milfs. Now, just recently, on a photo-hosting website, I came across this pic (again, caution: nudity). Uploaded just a few days ago. Funny… exact same sense of humor, and referencing… me.
No real point here, just pointing out more fail, the failure to follow one’s own rules. Yes, I’ve required a blog this size to catalog all the fail of the milfs. And there’s really so much more…
It’s redundant. I’ve beaten them to death… well. Not quite yet. How… depressing… (heheh)
OH. I should mention how I have come to be a member of goms_sux, since it’s so exclusive now. It’s actually quite delicious. Remember the thing I did with the boozecruiseee sock? She deleted her journal, I waited til it purged, then made a duplicate journal with the same name that they let right into the communities? Well. What if… what if, someone who was a member of getoffmyspace and goms_sux, who was actually sympathetic to a guy with a dead child who’d been stalked unmercifully (can’t imagine), decided enough was enough and simply gave him their account? Wouldn’t that be cool?
Of course, the real question to ask here is… how many members of amputee_milfs were on their friends list? That is to say, how many milfs are now showing me their friends-only posts?
I don’t know how many times I have to say it… the Thorn has eyes everywhere….
*sigh*
You know, I used to joke about how the milfs were all fangirls of mine who simply couldn’t stop fapping to my pics.
Sadly, it turns out they’re actually much bigger fangirls of someone else:
As one former milf described it, it’s a “Starla feeding frenzy” in there (aside from the BLT thread, that is…).
Basically, they’re still just doing what they always do: stealing pics, bashing people who are better than they are, fapping to nudes of people who pwned them… the usual.
Talking about people while utterly lacking the balls to talk to them.
I can’t wait to see the looks on their faces when I start popping up. Can’t really avoid talking to someone when he’s standing right in your face now, can you?
All for the lulz, of course…
I still can’t believe none of them see where this is all headed…
Why So Easy?
Oh god….
This comment, made on a GOMS post about this very blog:
I think it was meant to be ironic.
And roonie… you said it, not me…
HAVE YOU LOOKED IN MILFS LATELY?
You guys let things go so easily…
Now that was ironic.
Behind the Scenes
So, I had a brief text chat with a member of amputee_milfs the other day, received a bit of questionable information, but it was decent enough because it clarified a few points for me. Which I’m not going to bother get into just now.
But here’s the cool part.
I was… almost… so close… to buying it. To saying, “yeah, I guess they’ve finally let it all go” and all that. SO close. But then…
The very day of this text exchange, within just a few hours, as the evening drew on… the hits. The recognizable hits. Now, from members of milfs, that’s understandable. Here I come out of the shadows yet again, they’re bound to peek at what I’m up to. Fair enough. But the hits that really sparked my interest were the ones from former members of amputee_milfs.
And combine that with the fact that, during all this, amputee_milfs‘ most recent post had been made days before…
You don’t see what this means?
It means the member of milfs who has been hinting to me of another hidden comm/forum someplace, for whatever reason, was telling the truth. Because, you see, if there is NO discussion in milfs, yet current and former milf hits are coming in all together when I interact with just one of the members… obviously, they’re chatting about it someplace else. The actual location is irrelevant.
Besides, if they think just deleting all the posts about ME is going to stop all this, they’re sorely mistaken. Of course, that’s because of one major weakness shared amongst them all: they lack the fundamental capability to comprehend that it’s not the posts about ME that irk me. It’s what they STILL do to others.
You deleted the “BLT” posts. Fantastic. Congratulations. Also, pointless. Because, their self-centeredness doesn’t allow them to see one very obvious fact… I’ve never once fought for myself, and have quite willingly self-sacrificed in all kinds of ways to protect others. And that is why they find what I do utterly irrational. They can’t imagine why I would care about someone other than myself… because none of them can.
ALL FOR THE CAUSE.
You deleted all the “BLT” posts from amputee_milfs so you could move it all someplace else. Joy.
Next, I think you need to delete all the Starla ones…
Seriously?
Ok, yes, I have said all this was over. I’ve said that before though, and come back seeking to do any damage I can. One would think members of amputee_milfs might be a bit more cautious in what they post…
So we have iiinterstate, a member of milfs, posting something like this in a recent post in sf_drama.
Really?
sf_drama has open membership. Anyone with a sock puppet can walk in and just help themselves. Sure, most of the people posting nudes there don’t belong to communities that have been stalked for the past six months. But you would think the ones that do might just be a little more careful with what they post in public places…
All I can say is, iiinterstate, you can be glad that I really do mean this to be over. Had I come across something like this a few weeks ago… well, you don’t even want to know.
Oh, and here’s the other one.
Sexy ;)
ETA: [iiinterstate.livejournal.com/295291.html]… tattletale :P I’d have made the link active, but you can’t see it unless you’re on iiinterstate’s friends list. Or, ya know, unless you know how to get around things like that… :D
IP vs. MAC address
Today’s lesson: the difference between an IP address and a MAC address.
Your IP address is basically your face on the Internet. Your fingerprint. It looks kinda like this: 123.123.123.123. It’s the unique number, usually one of a set on a given port, that singularly identifies your Internet connection (thus, several computers sharing one modem will have the same IP address, etc). Now, anyone with a minute amount of computer know-how can change how their IP address appears. There are many, many methods of sharing proxies, masking IPs, etc, etc. You can do it yourself, or there are plenty of programs that do it for you.
Your MAC address is a bit different. It’s a hard-wired serial number, consisting of twelve alphanumerics (1A-2B-3C-4D-5E-6F) that is essentially the code for your specific Internet card. In laptops it’s generally a wireless card, in desktop computers, an ethernet card. This MAC address remains unchanged, no matter what you do to your IP address. So, several machines sharing one modem may all have identical IPs, but they will each have a unique MAC address.
So, what does this mean for masking one’s identity on the Internet?
Hai, piggies…
So many milfs stopping by to read… no one bothering to say hi…
I’m sure you’ve noticed by now that I, unlike yourselves, do not attempt to hide, to block, to run, to cower, or to speak my mind without giving those I speak about the opportunity to respond.
This is an open forum, piggies. Why don’t you grow some balls and open your mouths?
Every day I learn new things. Why, there’s so much I’ve picked up in just the past few days that I can’t put in this blog. Have to mind the TOS… you see, unlike my former LJs, I have no intention of this account getting banned.
I’ll even make a deal with you. If just one milf makes a comment, I’ll give you the url of my new nudie blog. You’d love it. BLT nudes, except Photoshopped to be artistic… it’s like BLT and Starla put together.
Your two very favorite subjects!
Wet yet?
Speaking of which… tell eggplant I said happy belated birthday.
Quick Thought…
I find it amazing that so many people can waste so many months talking about someone when just a few minutes of talking to them would settle the whole situation…
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