Hard Evidence

So, the following question was asked in the LiveJournal community total_manarchy this evening:

Guys if you had to pick only ONE from the following: Hot face, hot bod, great tits, sweet ass, tight pussy? Tight in the sense that it fit you perfectly, because I know there are tight vaginas that don’t feel right, and then there are ones that you want to marry.

Girls same question, hot face, great body, big dick? Or something else I’m not listing but really what more do guys physically have to offer?

Of course that’s a community I lurk regularly, and it also counts among its members a few milfs (sheer coincidence on that one, I assure you).  But what was so delicious was one of my favorite milf’s response to that question:

“nice dick”, she says.  And don’t forget, the milfs all share a single mindset, so we can assume she speaks for them all.  But rather than going with assumption, let’s look at a bit of, ahem, hard evidence.  What did one of bloodlilie’s LJ friends once say to me:

“We all”.  As in, bloodlilie included.  Her LJ friends would know, after all.

And, just in case you’ve somehow come this far without seeing it, here’s a little more hard evidence.  Incidentally, I include that photo here because it was grabbed out of another LJ community, wtf_stupid, by eggplant, who then posted it to amputee_milfs, almost immediately after he joined wtf_stupid.

Ya know, this really starts to explain why they can’t seem to stop lusting after my cock talking about me…

Heheh…

Love to my fangirls!!

BLT FTW

Why is it that I remain so certain that the milfs still discuss me?

Ok, I’m willing to accept it might not be in amputee_milfs itself, I know for a fact there are more than a few members of that community that are more than tired of me (so, why they even stay is beyond me — “it’s just LJ, it’s just an LJ community, it doesn’t matter, it’s not important” — well, then, GTFO and you don’t have to hear from me anymore, dur hurr hurr).

Well, let’s look at some logic.  Back in August of 2008, Starla filed, and won, a DMCA against getoffmyspace, resulting in some posts about her being removed and any mention of her forbidden.  The very same day she became a “do not mention” topic in GOMS, amputee_milfs was started, in secret, solely to continue Starla discussion (GOMSers hate it when you get the better of them).  Now, what did I do?  More than getting a few posts removed, I got every member booted, got the communities locked down permanently, and got getoffmyspace and goms_sux to close down for about 5 months or so, during which time I created new and better snark communities that did exactly what GOMS did, only better.  Twice.  Not to mention the fact that I made virtually everyone in the community look like idiots for failing to catch the rather obvious goombatree = dorianthorn connection.

But they never discussed me at all, right?  Look at this screen cap from goms_sux, see for yourself how much they “didn’t discuss me”.  And that’s not even from amputee_milfs!

On March 31 of 2009, 108 posts, and more than 4000 comments, allegedly about me, were deleted from amputee_milfs.  That would be the point at which I, allegedly, became a “do not mention” topic in amputee_milfs.  However, just a scant two weeks before that, constituent, moderator of milfs, created at least two new communities, bare_mattresses and some_rakes.  Both of these communities, barring a few posts right in the beginning, remain dead to this day.

Follow the logic.  Removed from milfs, but only after new communities were created… Starla remains a constant topic in milfs, after merely forcing them to pull down references to her in GOMS… is it really such a leap of logic to surmise that somewhere the milfs who were “obsessing over me” have a new community, forum, whatnot, reserved for discussion about me?  Of course not.  And, knowing the milfs as I do, it’s a virtual guarantee that that’s exactly what they’ve done.  After all, constituent took these two screencaps back on October 8th.  If he didn’t post them to milfs… he certainly posted them somewhere.  Because that’s how the milfs deal with things, they huddle and hide and post comments.

Which, in fact, brings me to another point.  While that screencap from goms_sux is entertaining and informative, look at this comment in particular.

You see that?  She said: “nor will I sit back and take what he does against me like a little bitch”

Um… actually, that’s exactly what she’s done.  That is, in fact, exactly what all the milfs have done.  Every last one of them.  They have retreated, retreated, retreated.  They locked profiles, communities, MySpaces, Facebooks, LiveJournals, Twitters.  Changed usernames.  Deleted accounts.  Used sock puppets to even join amputee_milfs.  Not only have they universally taken everything I’ve done against them like little bitches, they’ve also been falling back and giving ground since Day 1.  This is the equivalent of me saying “you gonna get raped” and they simply say “ok”, then lay back and spread their legs.  They’ve taken everything I’ve done against them, swallowed it all down, every last bit I fed to them, no matter how rough I played.  They took it all JUST like, as alcoholiday said, little bitches.

And really, even if they do have some other hidden community somewhere, what are they doing, snarking pictures of my weener again?  The same pics I gave them in the first place?

*gasp* look, milfs!  IT’S MY WEENER!!  Oh noes, what shall I ever do?  You all act like you’ve never seen one before.  But then, I can understand how you’d all be so enthralled with mine… it is rather impressive.  You make such loyal fangirls…

All that said, it would be quite easy to declare myself the winner in all this 1000 times over.  Wait, “winner”?  Generally, for there to be a “winner” there’s some sort of contest first, and they have yet to put up any kind of fight at all, except to try and pretend none of it ever happened in the first place.  Winner by sheer forfeit, maybe.  And, actually, outside of amputee_milfs, and a few stragglers in goms_sux, most of the Internet declared me the winner more than a year ago…

But, a guy’s gotta have a hobby… and the piggies are mine.  They volunteered for that, after all, even after I told them ahead of time exactly what would happen…

Live and learn, eh?

Yummy Tasty Meats

Allow me to mention this right off the bat.  I don’t have any issue with the members of amputee_milfs reading this blog.  Some of them do so openly, so I know when they visit, some do so from behind proxies (which I’ve been known to pick on them for) and others follow the rss feed.  The reason, of course, I don’t mind this at all is rather obvious: It’s next to unthinkable that the starring subjects of a public blog wouldn’t at least check in on the blog from time to time.  That’s the same reason I want to see what has been said about me inside milfs.  Basic human curiosity.  Of course, I keep my blog open and public, the milfs feel they have to be secretive and sneaky, but that’s just the basic difference in our levels of courage and determination.  I’m happy to talk right to their faces, they’re cowardly little bitches that pee their panties and run and hide every time the big bad thorn calls them out.  So feel free, read all you want.

That said, I’ve noted an interesting phenomenon happening just recently.  While I’ve always seen a strange assortment of search terms leading people to this blog, usually along the lines of stuff like this, in the past week or so I’ve seen a marked increase in terms like “dorian thorn pictures”, “dorian thorn porn”, “dorian thorn videos”, “dorian thorn sex”, a few of which I noted on the screencap of today’s searches.

Why this renewed interest in my porn?  Sure, my ED page is gone, but if you do an image search on ED of the word “thorn”, believe me, all my pics are still on their servers.  And please don’t try to sell me on the idea that at least a few of you don’t have every last scrap of Thorn porn you’ve come across saved on your hard drives — that insults us both.  So why the renewed search?  Is it the same reason the words Dorian and Bacon are so interchangeable in your heads… that yummy tasty meat?  Perhaps you crave something new and different?

(well, of course it’s the milfs who are searching; because “no one cares”, I’m completely “not relevant”, so if that’s the case, it can only be members of amputee_milfs, which remains the only place on the Internet that at one time a full one-third of the entire community’s contents were entirely devoted to me — ahh, my fangirls)

Well, of course it’s out there, if you know where to look.  Which I think everyone does, actually: themeatpuppet.  The catch, of course, is that it’s a closed blog, because there’s things in there now that I can’t have just anybody viewing.  It’s remotely possible, true, that a few of the video clips included in that blog have found their way to the light of day… which, in fact, would go a long way towards explaining this current renewed interest.  But seriously, if you want all of them, plus the backstories explaining them, then you really need to get into the meatpuppet blog, and for that, you need a WordPress ID that’s approved by me as a reader of that blog.  Of course, WordPress only allows so many readers on a private blog, but I get around that by having a “general” username that is shared among a number of people who only check in every so often.

I’ve told you before, if you want that ID, all you need to do is ask.  I assure you, you would find it interesting.  Particularly the content in there that is very specifically milf-related.  Endless lulz.  And even better, because it’s a username I approved, it doesn’t even log on my tracking stuff!  How’s that for a deal?  Oh, yes, a deal.  I say you need only ask, but there is something I would ask in return.  It’s a small thing, not terribly complicated…

…but if you want to know, you need to ask.

And come now, I know you want to.

You can’t stay away, after all… and I know it’s not the Thorn you find so funny, it’s the meatpuppet that really brings the lulz.  And that’s exactly what I’m offering you…

The Simplest Explanation

It occurs to me that, after 100 posts (technically 103 now), there’s an awful lot of tl;dr detail in here that the casual reader isn’t going to bother delve through; all the talk about milfs, trolling, nakedness, Starla, dead babies, stalking, obsession, vendettas and so forth all just gets a little baffling and redundant.  So, in the interest of simplicity, I present a YouTube video that I feel adequately represents my trolling of getoffmyspace/amputee_milfs (aka “GOMS”).

The part of GOMS will be played by Steve Martin.

The part of Dorian Thorn will be played by Bill Murray.

Enjoy!

Today’s Featured Milf

Allow me to share with you:

wicked_queen

Isn’t she just lovely?  Heheh.  My self-pics are more artistic than this.

But if her LJ Photo albums are any indication, she’s a big fangirl of self-pics of all kinds:

http://pics.livejournal.com/wicked_queen/pic/0005c6kp

Heheh.  Balls…

But let’s take one more look at this.

Isn’t that cute? She thought I’d “missed” her.  Silly girl.  I hope she appreciates the extra effort I’ve put in thanks to that, just to make sure she feels more included.  I don’t want anyone to feel left out…

Now, what baffles me a little here is she said the only thing of hers I could have gotten to was her Twitter (aside, I mean, from the pics of her, her cleavage, her dog — not to mention her emails, her AIM, her MySpace, and the fact that I’ve been prowling through her LJ photo abums under both wicked_queen and faceripphotos… methinks someone underestimated me).  But then, about the Twitter, she says “whoop de fucking do”.  So, I figure, why not?  And I added her to my Twitter.  Then, whoop de fucking do, she removed me and protected her entires!  Hurm.

You know, these entries?

Fail.

Good thing though, going back to that screencap, that she supports “whatever brings back t3h drams”.  Otherwise, this all might come off as a little creepy or something…

heheh…

Quick thought…

You know, for all that has been said on both sides of the coin here, there is one fairly obvious thing that’s been completely unsaid.

Consider that the membership of amputee_milfs consists primarily of females in their prime breeding years and homosexual males.

Looking at it like that, there are a few fairly obvious reasons that suggest themselves as to why they so greedily snatched up as many naked pics of me as they could get their hands on…

Oh, wait, I think I have touched on this before…

ADDICTION

A few posts back I mentioned this was an addiction for the amputee_milfs, and once again gave them the opportunity to end it all.

Despite the fact that I tried that way back at the end of last August.  No, they didn’t keep following me around LJ like frilly little fangirls, squealing with delight every time I threw them a fresh bone (“bone”, heheh).  I tried it again in October.  They kept it up.  Tried it again on New Year’s.  They kept it up.  Tried again two or three times since New Year’s, they keep at it.

And what do they say in public?  “we need to be the bigger people and walk away” “he’s keeping it going instead of letting it go” and so on.  All while they stalk and follow and hide and lie.  Because that’s who they are and what they know.

108+ posts.  4000+ comments. From only forty-three people!   They call that “walking away”?

I particularly like the “we need to be the bigger people” thing.  GOMS members, claiming to be “bigger” people?  Now that’s lulz-worthy.  I’m not sure they even qualify as people, period.

rizzo, for instance, just did a “Dining Out For Life” AIDS benefit.  She didn’t do it because it was generous.  A person like her, she’s more apt to do it in order to poke fun at all the victims.  For the lulz, right?  We are much more ourselves in the semi-anonymity of the Internet then we are IRL, when we can hide behind a screen name and pretend that shields us.  I know her online.  I know them all online.  They call it “lulz”.  But that’s not what it is.  If it was, there wouldn’t be hundreds of posts about Starla in amputee_milfs.  There wouldn’t be an amputee_milfs at all!!  Its very existence reveals the sickness…  deep down, in their most private places, when they are alone and online, when they are hidden enough to let their true colors through… they are nothing but the filthy fucking crackwhore piggie swine I had them pegged as since day one.

I was the bigger person half a dozen times in all this.  I walked away plenty of times.  But the crackwhores needed their fix, and couldn’t let it go.

And here we are again, the cycle repeats yet again.  I walk, they follow.

Very well, my little piggie crackwhore fangirls.  You don’t want me to go?  You want me to stay?  You want me to accept wicked_queen’s invitation here?  Since, after all, “whatever brings back t3h drams, you support it”?

Right, wicked_queen?  Such a fangirl you are:

http://pics.livejournal.com/wicked_queen/pic/0005c6kp

Why, that’s been in your photo album since November 13th, since you posted it to both amputee_milfs and goms_sux!  Just can’t let it go, can you? (and you thought I “missed” you… heheh, nice pics on ED…)  No worries, bb, I will bring you buckets of t3h drams. :D

My fangirls still want me to stay!

Very well, then.

And what a playground they’ve provided me with… more than 500 members in GOMS, but none of them allowed to discuss me.  None of them allowed to ask about me.  None of them allowed to even mention me.  None of them suspecting a thing with their open, accessible journals, their open MySpaces, their open Facebooks, so much information…a fountain of facts and personal tidbits, just waiting for me to wade in and drink til I can’t drink anymore…

And you milfs know just what I can do with a little bit of info… been to xpeeps lately?  It’s fun doing this to people, isn’t it?  Plenty of lulz there… I am, after all, just doing what you do, playing by your rules… simply posting your shit in a place you may not like it, presenting you in a way you’re not keen to be seen… aw, and you don’t like it.  How cute.  And of course, given that this all started with you attacking a dead infant, there’s really no depths I can sink to that fall into your realms of depravity.  I can’t go the places you go.  The stench is too foul, you see…

You just won’t leave it alone.   But then, you can’t.  You’re addicts.  Crackwhores for your “lulz”.  But, that’s okay.  BLT  understands.

And I’m about to hold one hell of an intervention.

Come, fangirls, let’s dance a little longer.  The night is young…

And there are so many lulz to be had…

BLT wuz here

So I’m browsing Encyclopedia Dramatica (because it’s awesome) and I come across a page I visit from time to time (because it has my all-time favorite demotivational poster on it).  Seems someone just updated the page.  There’s a screencap of a post called “proof that getoffmyspace is full of whores”.

Now, who would have put something like that up there?  What ED user uploaded that pic…?

Heheh.

Or, perhaps the most pressing question should be, how in the hell did Dorian Thorn end up with a screencap of a recent, and locked, goms_sux post?

Again, I say, heheh.

What else am I also fond of saying?  Oh yes… Dorian Thorn has eyes everywhere...

They’ll understand that eventually.