getoffmyspace revisited

Well, I’ve been directing a lot of attention towards the milfs and their inherent lack of souls lately that I’ve paid little, if any, attention to where this all started, getoffmyspace.  The reason, actually, is pretty simple.  There really hasn’t been a getoffmyspace to speak of lately.  I mean, they used to post 3-4 profiles a day, but in the past month or so, there have only been about 4 or 5 new posts.  Despite the community being back up to 800+ members (though I suppose you’d have to deduct the ones who are only there because of me).

Let’s take a look at the last few posts:

THIS one, from eggplant.  Poor guy tries so hard to make up for the fact that he was the one whose failed trolling got me after the milfs in the first place.

THIS one, courtesy of iown1000cats.

Then we jump back nearly a month from there before we get to THIS one.

Then, going back another two weeks, we find a brief busy spell of this, this, and this.  Mixed in there were two posts from constituent that I didn’t bother to screencap since all the image links are already broken.

(Hm, interesting thing about that hormones chick… she seems to have gone on a minor post frenzy.  Didn’t another new member by the name of salembitchtrial once do exactly that?  Funny that…)

Where did the community go, you may wonder?  Some of it hides in goms_sux.  The rest is hiding in amputee_milfs.  You see, these communities are run by people who are far too cruel and scummy individuals to be able to exercise their proclivities publicly.  They have to hide what they do.  They can’t let others see their true natures, because then they’d have to admit the kind of people they are.  What staggers me most is that some of them have even reproduced (see the previous post), and so will be fostering these discriminatory, hateful, highly-biased views onto their kids, and in doing so, they will be raising little haters.  Good job there, milfs.  I hope your online attitudes do your kids proud one day.  ”Oh yeah?  Well, MY mommy spends all her time making fun of Starla, so there!”

Oh, and just for fun, of the above posts, two of those featured are, in fact, filing DMCAs against getoffmyspace.  Because, as you should all be aware by now, snitching on goms is one of my favorite hobbies.

But no, I’m not telling you which ones.  You have to guess :)

Conversing With Milfs

So I recently emailed a member of milfs asking them which members of amputee_milfs were the ones who were obsessed with me?  I know it’s not all of them, and I know discussion of me has been removed from milfs, but until I find where their new discussion area is, milfs remains my primary target.

Oh, and I will admit, I didn’t ask very nicely.  Used my “sarcastically threatening” tone.  It’s horribly egotistical and I’d hate to get an email in that tone… but it works on occasion.  This is the reply I got from the milf in question:

a_m is not and NEVER was about you.  You think that it was started around the time you came out as goombatree, but you don’t seem to remember that it ACTUALLY came into being after Starla went on one of her “copyright infringement” tirades and so the mods of GOMS decided no one is allowed to discuss her or even say her name in GOMS.  The only time you ever came up was when you would do something somewhere else and people would come and be like “BLT did this BLT did that wah wah wah” and it got old fast and a lot of us just started ignoring it and it doesn’t happen anymore.  I don’t consider them my “friends” (how many of them do you even see as my friend on LJ?) and there are actually a couple people on there who annoy me a lot. We are not some special super elite clique, we are just people who want to talk about a subject/person that interests us (NOT you).  If anyone talks about you anymore it is elsewhere and not on milfs so I have no idea who it is or what they are saying..

The community amputee_milfs was started on August 13, 2008 at exactly 11:35pm UTC.  I can tell you that without looking.  goombatree was not outed until the end of that August, so no, I don’t have any misconceptions about me being in any way responsible for its founding.  Once I found milfs, I cross-checked the creation date with what had happened in GOMS that day.  That was the same day Starla’s copyright infringement DMCAs were a big deal and all mention of her was banned.  It wasn’t tough to ascertain, then, what milfs was created for.

But one thing that milf’s reply never touches on, the pictures.  So far there have been flat denials that any pictures of me were ever published inside milfs.  People!  Admit it already!  It’s the final thing I’m looking for!  Oh, and what evidence do I have suggesting pictures of me were posted?

eggplant trolled my “meatpuppet” community almost from the day it was created.  All that was in that community was pictures of me!  The only other reason he’d be trolling those comms was that he was a slavish fan of nude pics of me (which, now that I think about it, might be the case).  And then, this:

http://pics.livejournal.com/wicked_queen/pic/0005c6kp

That’s her personal LJ photo album, and that pic was added to it TWICE, on November 13, 2008.  Which means, she posted it twice.  WHERE?  In her own journal?  Let me give you my own guess on that: It got posted to amputee_milfs, and it got posted to goms_sux.  It’s since been removed from both, but for some reason, despite my trolling of her, she hasn’t removed it from her photo album.  Why?  The only possible answer is because it’s also posted somewhere else!

And then, of course, this comment.  How could you get so sick of “omg he posted a picture” if there weren’t pictures being posted?

There’s also the fact that, the moment eggplant joined the community wtf_stupid, he combed through every post I’d made to that community.  Yes, I not only track my profiles and blogs, I also never made a post to any LJ community without tracking script in it, either.  I like to know who’s looking.  And usually, it’s milfs, milfs, milfs.  A number of milfs joined wtf_stupid, in fact, while I was an active member there… and almost none have rejoined since I left.  Curious coincidence, that.

Milfs, we’ve been swirling around this drain for some time now.  As soon as one of you simply comes clean about exactly what was posted, then I can stop bugging milfs, and start dealing with the actual ones who seem to have a fixation on me.  Wouldn’t that be nice?

You’ll also notice that milf there didn’t exactly answer my question, either.  Really, all I wanted was a list of names… but then, I can guess on a few of those.  constituent and eggplant, of course, who, according to bloodlilie, were the two most directly responsible for the BLT thread.  Who else?  aluminum_stilts and fashionassassin.  carlyinvain and sometimes59.  tehmeats.  Possibly tempusfugit78.  As well as a few others no longer in milfs.  And ironically enough, for all the posts that were made about me, the only one I have 100% ironclad proof of is a post made by bloodlilie, simply because she told me about it.  So, I have to add her to this list too.  It’s a work in progress.

Am I right?  Am I wrong?  Why don’t you just tell me?

Just… don’t wait to long.  You know I have no problems acting on my own misinformation.

BLT FTW

Why is it that I remain so certain that the milfs still discuss me?

Ok, I’m willing to accept it might not be in amputee_milfs itself, I know for a fact there are more than a few members of that community that are more than tired of me (so, why they even stay is beyond me — “it’s just LJ, it’s just an LJ community, it doesn’t matter, it’s not important” — well, then, GTFO and you don’t have to hear from me anymore, dur hurr hurr).

Well, let’s look at some logic.  Back in August of 2008, Starla filed, and won, a DMCA against getoffmyspace, resulting in some posts about her being removed and any mention of her forbidden.  The very same day she became a “do not mention” topic in GOMS, amputee_milfs was started, in secret, solely to continue Starla discussion (GOMSers hate it when you get the better of them).  Now, what did I do?  More than getting a few posts removed, I got every member booted, got the communities locked down permanently, and got getoffmyspace and goms_sux to close down for about 5 months or so, during which time I created new and better snark communities that did exactly what GOMS did, only better.  Twice.  Not to mention the fact that I made virtually everyone in the community look like idiots for failing to catch the rather obvious goombatree = dorianthorn connection.

But they never discussed me at all, right?  Look at this screen cap from goms_sux, see for yourself how much they “didn’t discuss me”.  And that’s not even from amputee_milfs!

On March 31 of 2009, 108 posts, and more than 4000 comments, allegedly about me, were deleted from amputee_milfs.  That would be the point at which I, allegedly, became a “do not mention” topic in amputee_milfs.  However, just a scant two weeks before that, constituent, moderator of milfs, created at least two new communities, bare_mattresses and some_rakes.  Both of these communities, barring a few posts right in the beginning, remain dead to this day.

Follow the logic.  Removed from milfs, but only after new communities were created… Starla remains a constant topic in milfs, after merely forcing them to pull down references to her in GOMS… is it really such a leap of logic to surmise that somewhere the milfs who were “obsessing over me” have a new community, forum, whatnot, reserved for discussion about me?  Of course not.  And, knowing the milfs as I do, it’s a virtual guarantee that that’s exactly what they’ve done.  After all, constituent took these two screencaps back on October 8th.  If he didn’t post them to milfs… he certainly posted them somewhere.  Because that’s how the milfs deal with things, they huddle and hide and post comments.

Which, in fact, brings me to another point.  While that screencap from goms_sux is entertaining and informative, look at this comment in particular.

You see that?  She said: “nor will I sit back and take what he does against me like a little bitch”

Um… actually, that’s exactly what she’s done.  That is, in fact, exactly what all the milfs have done.  Every last one of them.  They have retreated, retreated, retreated.  They locked profiles, communities, MySpaces, Facebooks, LiveJournals, Twitters.  Changed usernames.  Deleted accounts.  Used sock puppets to even join amputee_milfs.  Not only have they universally taken everything I’ve done against them like little bitches, they’ve also been falling back and giving ground since Day 1.  This is the equivalent of me saying “you gonna get raped” and they simply say “ok”, then lay back and spread their legs.  They’ve taken everything I’ve done against them, swallowed it all down, every last bit I fed to them, no matter how rough I played.  They took it all JUST like, as alcoholiday said, little bitches.

And really, even if they do have some other hidden community somewhere, what are they doing, snarking pictures of my weener again?  The same pics I gave them in the first place?

*gasp* look, milfs!  IT’S MY WEENER!!  Oh noes, what shall I ever do?  You all act like you’ve never seen one before.  But then, I can understand how you’d all be so enthralled with mine… it is rather impressive.  You make such loyal fangirls…

All that said, it would be quite easy to declare myself the winner in all this 1000 times over.  Wait, “winner”?  Generally, for there to be a “winner” there’s some sort of contest first, and they have yet to put up any kind of fight at all, except to try and pretend none of it ever happened in the first place.  Winner by sheer forfeit, maybe.  And, actually, outside of amputee_milfs, and a few stragglers in goms_sux, most of the Internet declared me the winner more than a year ago…

But, a guy’s gotta have a hobby… and the piggies are mine.  They volunteered for that, after all, even after I told them ahead of time exactly what would happen…

Live and learn, eh?

Those Compassionate Milfs…

Oh GOD it hurt my brain just to write that title…

Let’s go with this first, a post by morningchorus:

What’s playing on my mind is I can’t figure out if I’m too understanding or the opposite. I’ve had to deal with a lot of people with a horrific attitude towards certain members of society, and things that drive a lot of compassion in me. People with addiction problems, for example. People who’ve suffered terrible abuse and made mistakes, or people with mental illnesses, being treated in awful, inconsiderate ways. I wonder why it is that I can understand an alcoholic and pity them, put very little blame on their behaviour and all, yet I can’t understand or find any reasoning in someone who has the opinion that “it’s their own fault”, and similar.

Ahem.  Allow me to assist.  First, you are the polar opposite of understanding.  You are a spiteful, self-centered, thoughtless bitch (my apologies to any females of the canine persuasion reading this for the comparison to MC there, but she’s British so calling her a “cunt” just doesn’t have the same impact as it does here in the States).  Nothing drives compassion in you, unless it’s “compassionately” offering to help someone sort out differences, while re-posting all their emails to amputee_milfs so you can all laugh at someone’s genuine efforts to iron things out before things go too far.  Oh, and then you have fashionassassin ban them and feign shock and surprise (but ya don’t unban them, do you?).  Drive that compassion, beautiful.  Beautiful?  You look like a porn star.  And I should know.  Oh, and as for people being treated in “awful, inconsiderate ways”… you mean, like you and all your friends do in your happy little communities every day?  Stop pretending you have anything even resembling a heart or a conscience and accept the fact that you’re part of the problem, not the solution.  Interesting how she makes this a public post, too.  You just want everyone to see how “caring and compassionate” you are, don’t you?  You’re terribly caring and compassionate to Starla, aren’t you?

This is more proof of what I’ve always said… you cannot trust a single word that crosses the lips of any milf.  Ever.  If they are speaking, assume they are either lying or posturing.  You’ll be right 100% of the time.

Oh and stop whining that I posted your damn Facebook.  If you didn’t want people to know what it was you shouldn’t have posted it in a public community.  Everything on the Internet’s fair game, AMIRITE????

Then we have this pointless crap from goms_sux that I’m not going to bother credit the OP because picking on rawr_its_roonie is just getting tedious (…see what I did there?):

HEY GOMS_SUX!!!
WHY IS IT SO DEAD IN HERE?
post anything in here!  how you’ve been, how drunk you got this weekend, what you’re going to be for halloween, your favorite eggplant recipes…

I’ve gone through this before, so let me explain AGAIN for the retards.  Or, ya know, the noobs. goms_sux is dead/dying because the majority of people who used to post the majority of content into the “off-topic GOMS community” have a NEW off-topic GOMS community, namely, amputee_milfs.  All the “good” stuff gets posted there, NOT in goms_sux.  eggplant’s been trying, bless him for effort, what with his recipies and all (a few of them are actually pretty yummy) but seriously, it’s just not happening.  And then you’ve got GOMS itself, trembling on the brink because a) I’m a member and Snitch with a capital “S”, and b) MySpace itself is growing pointless and redundant as a social network.

What was my point?  Oh yes.  I’m getting really tired of roonie showing up in my dreams violent, blood-soaked nightmares.  GTFO already.  I was perfectly happy when the only nightmares that plagued me were the visions of global apocalypse I’ve had since I was a teenager.  Milfs showing up in my dreams just isn’t allowed.  OUT!

Am I ranting?  Of course I am.  Because the day a milf questions why goms_sux is dying, or suggesting she’s got even the slightest shred of compassion for another human being (read that excerpt again; she talks about other people like they’re a different species)… well, that just deserves a bit of a rant.

*sigh*  I feel better now.

Oh, and for those of you reading this on Google Reader… really, I put all this effort into choosing a nice layout, format, design, all that, and you just skip it all and go right to the text?  You aren’t getting the full experience!  Look, you think I don’t know the milfs keep tabs on this journal?  I know if someone was keeping a public journal shredding me on a regular basis, I’d keep an eye on it.  But of course, to do it publically, requires a scant iota of courage.

Which is something else all the milfs seem to be sorely lacking in… hiding in their locked community, reading this blog on an rss feed.  Gah!  Here I thought at some point during the past year at least one of them might have grown spines!

Such “compassionate” folks… they marginalize people, ostracize, stay tightly knit with people just like themselves, and anyone different, or who even dares to think different, gets bashed endlessly.  The members of amputee_milfs, every single one of them, are mental carbon copies of this chick.  The only difference is who they choose to be biased against.  Your tightly-locked, inflexible, and intolerant mindsets are otherwise identical.

Hell, for all I know, she’s probably a goddamn member…

ETA:

I think my problem might be that I care too much.

From morningchorus.  You know who else cares too much?

/facepalm

Ugh, where to begin?

Well, first this post in goms_sux.

snazzy_bagels, asking about GOMS celebrities, the “more obscene the better”, and does anyone notice one name conspicuously absent from the list rawr_its_roonie knee-jerks out?

But then again, that’s a list of people GOMS got the better of… so I suppose the absence of my name is appropriate.  Heheh.  That, and of course, they have tried so hard to erase the memory of me from their history, but sadly, they can’t erase the effect I had on the community…

So much for that “let’s not mention Starla” rule, huh?

I’m sorry?  I didn’t have an effect on the community?  Wut?

Have you seen these (locked so I’ll giva ya the info)?:

community.livejournal.com/getoffmyspace/1666462.html by snazzy_bagels making fun of myspace.com/machina420.

community.livejournal.com/getoffmyspace/1666295.html by cucci_couture making fun of myspace.com/amber_morgaine (who is her friend’s roommate so it’s basically a grudge post).

community.livejournal.com/getoffmyspace/1665904.html by whereinchicago attacking myspace.com/sexy_chicana84.

community.livejournal.com/getoffmyspace/1665772.html by get_baaaaack going after myspace.com/dementedpink.

I could go on and on.  I’d have included screen caps, but trust me, you’d have fallen asleep.  This has become one of the lamest communities on LiveJournal.  They try so hard… I don’t know.  And I like bagels, too.  Of course, much of my work isn’t even on LJ anymore, with the obvious exception of Operation: Chicago, so the more whereinchicago posts, the better.  As for the rest of it…

…I’m more about dealing with these people off LJ, out here in the real world, until they follow their own whines of “it’s just LJ, it’s not important, it doesn’t matter, it’s just the Internet…”  Well, if that’s the case, you certainly seem to be clinging to it awfully tight.  But we’ve known since day one they’re all hypocrites, right?

LOL poor roonie.  I’ve been picking on her for making even the slightest, most remote references to me, and now I pick on her for deliberately not mentioning me.

Karma’s a bitch, eh?  (I love that pic, it actually looks like roonie.  Well, except the eyebrows.  Roonie has some kind of obsession with eyebrows…)

Cleaning Up Messes

I know I’ve been focused on amputee_milfs a lot here (cuz they’re sloppy-cunted bitches), but let’s turn a brief eye over to goms_sux for a moment, just to see how good these people (I use that term loosely) are at following their own rules.

Now, there’s been this “no Starla and no Thorn” rule over in goms_sux for a bit.  Problem is, they don’t address past posts, just current ones.  They don’t bother deleting ones that people with 4-second attention spans have forgotten about.  I was browsing goms_sux earlier this evening and came across:

http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/17147.html, in which whereinchicago quotes Starla’s blog.

http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/18319.html, a “Starla is full of shit” post by richey

http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/20005.html a post by intarwebpolice requesting everyone post their favorite Starla “art” (we’re coming back to this a second)

http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/39318.html by chairmanbetty, the post where they all try to convince themselves I didn’t just destroy their community

and http://community.livejournal.com/goms_sux/53444.html by atelan asking about my “I’m really Starla” joke.

Oh, and yes, I know they’re all locked.  You need to be in the community to see these.  Good luck on that, btw.  It’s pretty much locked up as tightly as milfs now.  Only us members get to see what’s happening. ;)

There’s been references since, of course, warning about not mentioning me, then more posts about me, and so and so forth.  Even more Starla mentions.  Some subtle, some not-so-subtle, which I’ve referenced elsewhere in this blog, or you can find caps on various ED pages.

Now, the supposed “no Thorn” rule in amputee_milfs?

Check this out.  In that intarwebpolice post, one of the pics posted is this one (caution: nudity), posted, naturally, by one of the milfs.  Now, just recently, on a photo-hosting website, I came across this pic (again, caution: nudity).  Uploaded just a few days ago.  Funny… exact same sense of humor, and referencing… me.

No real point here, just pointing out more fail, the failure to follow one’s own rules.  Yes, I’ve required a blog this size to catalog all the fail of the milfs.  And there’s really so much more…

It’s redundant.  I’ve beaten them to death… well.  Not quite yet.  How… depressing… (heheh)

OH.  I should mention how I have come to be a member of goms_sux, since it’s so exclusive now.  It’s actually quite delicious.  Remember the thing I did with the boozecruiseee sock?  She deleted her journal, I waited til it purged, then made a duplicate journal with the same name that they let right into the communities?  Well.  What if… what if, someone who was a member of getoffmyspace and goms_sux, who was actually sympathetic to a guy with a dead child who’d been stalked unmercifully (can’t imagine), decided enough was enough and simply gave him their account?  Wouldn’t that be cool?

Of course, the real question to ask here is… how many members of amputee_milfs were on their friends list?  That is to say, how many milfs are now showing me their friends-only posts?

I don’t know how many times I have to say it… the Thorn has eyes everywhere….

No Big Deal

You feel that?

You know, that uneasy sense you get just before you post anything online anywhere, where you ask yourself can Dorian Thorn get ahold of this? Or at least a quick I don’t care if he gets ahold of this, what could he do with it?

Heh.  You might be surprised.

BUT that’s not the point.  The point is that feeling, that sublime, queasy, uneasiness.  That wondering to yourself about what you post, where you put it, and is it truly safe from my almost all-pervading grasp, and if I do get ahold of it, just what might I do with it?  You wonder these things, naturally.  Claim otherwise all you’d like, six flounces so far from your community tells a very different story.  Tightly locked MySpaces and Facebooks and LiveJournals tell a different story.

But then, that’s no big deal.  That’s simply the feeling you give to others, you fine purveyors of quality lulz, that sense of what one chooses to share of themselves online might not be safe, might be fodder for attack, might be prone to victimization.  You’ve been doing it for years, after all, and you know it’s all for the lulz…

So, that feeling you get?  Nothing but lulz.  Funny stuff, amirite?  Are we all having fun yet?

But, why am I making such a big thing of this, right?  It’s just the Internet, after all.  It’s just LiveJournal.  It’s just the harmless opinions of a few kids on the Internet.  None of this stuff matters.  It’s no big deal, yes?  This is what you say, right?  That none of this is important, it’s all inconsequential, and it just doesn’t matter because it’s all meaningless.

Well, then.  If that’s the case… just delete amputee_milfs.  And getoffmyspace.  And goms_sux.  And badeyebrows, g_m_rides_again, and all those meaningless little LiveJournal communities that don’t matter, that don’t make any difference, that simply don’t matter, and that you’re not addicted to.  Delete your LiveJournals altogether, and all those pointless little snark communities, since it all doesn’t mean a thing.  Those “friends” you think you have?  They’re just Internet People, after all…

You know, tongue-in-cheek banter aside, you know what the truly saddest part of all this is?  That without those communities there, I’ve got nothing to complain about.  It renders my entire argument moot and pointless.  But that’s how confident I am in the addictions of certain online degenerates.  That I can tell them exactly the way to undo me, post it here in a public blog for all the world to see… and know, that even with that knowledge handed to them, that they’ll be incapable of doing it.

No big deal, amirite?

rawr its fail…

So I’m browsing through the GOMS comms and I come across this:

THIS

Of course, my first thought is, “My work is done”.  LOL.  But seriously.  She’s right, of course, that they have killed GOMS.  I told them to, after all, and my piggies have been nothing if not cooperative so far.  You see, the existence of goms_drama/amputee_milfs, gave them a retreat, a place they could huddle and discuss all those things that don’t get discussed in GOMS anymore.  So, the moment I found that (thank you again, morningchorus, for showing it to me), I knew the key to snuffing GOMS was to drive the milfs, those core members of GOMS, out of GOMS.  Oh, sure, most of them are still in GOMS, but all the “sting” is gone.  What used to be a community with a degree of dignity is just a tired old LJ snark comm going through the motions.  It has no soul left.  And that’s thanks completely to the amputee_milfs and their fear of being “found out”.  Because, in their limited worldviews, losing their LJ accounts is the worst thing they can imagine.

Heheh.  I have some things yet to teach them…

But the fail I mention comes from this, the first few comments added to that post:

LOL

God bless violatekate, just throwing it out there.  Now, obviously I don’t care if that pic gets posted, since I sent it directly to a number of milfs, and metatron_lvr was finally kind enough to post it.  But the real fail in rawr_its_roonie’s replies… “not supposed to discuss them here because it’ll stir up drama”.  In just that one line we get:

A. not discuss here, so obviously elsewhere is fine

B. discussing me and Starla in amputee_milfs has stirred up no drama whatsoever, then?

C. she didn’t say the most obvious thing: “what picture of Thorn and Starla!?!”  In other words, she knew exactly the pic that was being referenced.

But of course, they don’t discuss me anymore.  They don’t have a shiny new forum or anything.  Not at all.

The fools.  Can I share a secret?  Your discussion of me never fazed me in the slightest.

Anyway.

I’m in the mood for a BLT now.  Order up, roonie…

ETA: Oh yes… to answer roonie’s question, my favorite people to make fun of?  Why, the milfs themselves, of course.  One finds more fail in that community alone than one can find across all of MySpace combined…

A few replies, then…

Ok, have to reply to  few comments in that GOMS post…

THIS one by rawr_its_roonie.  Well, DUH.  Am I actually claiming you’re a Nazi?  Of course not.  I use it as an example of how things get misquoted, taken out of context, and the little part of something one chooses to focus on is not at all representative of the whole.  I may not have always said the nicest things about you, but I think anyone would know just how ludicrous the claim of you being a Nazi is.  I also think some people missed the point on that…

Oh, and, um, THIS, boomshesaid?  Don’t be ridiculous, of course Cannibal Corpse didn’t write an album based on my book Daylight Fades, Arise the Night.  It was Cradle of Filth.

metatron_lvr, I replied to you someplace else in this blog regarding THIS, but those pics?  How the hell could those ever be threatening?  They’re just hot.  What I meant by the “BLT wuz here” on them was… well, actually, you probably don’t want to know that.  I’ll just let that one slide.

And as for THIS comment by imightbite… I didn’t mean that when anyone thinks of GOMS they think of me.  I meant, people who came into this through the whole “Thorn vs. GOMS” situation know me individually better, because on one side there’s me, and on the other, GOMS.  That’s all.  (no one argued me being “the #1 headache”, though heheh) And, roonie, sorry if I shattered any dreams.  ;)

THIS little exchange.  Ya know, fashionassassin (and I think we both know which particular “meme/non-meme” is referred to here), would you believe Mother’s Day came and went and “mom” didn’t get a single copy of that sent to her?  Mother’s Day just isn’t what it used to be…

And lastly, THIS.  wicked_queen, wondering what my “obsession” with her is.  I think I outlined it pretty clearly elsewhere, but seeing how many subtleties have been missed already, I’ll spell it out.  On November 13, 2008, you uploaded my EPIC FAIL demote to your LJ scrapbook, twice.  It was the twice that got me curious.  You posted that pic (which I’m not complaining about, fair use, public domain and all, and hey, anyone who wants to look at my balls is welcome to) in two places.  One was probably in amputee_milfs.  The other… I dunno.  I’m all curious.  I have theories, but nothing confirmed.  As a result, I remain curious.  Satisfy my curiosity on that, and I cease to care.  Just that simple.

As for most of the other comments, feh.  Most of the members of GOMS weren’t there with us through all this, were they, now?

And I still hold to this being done now, cuz it doesn’t matter anymore.  I’m just replying to a few things that I felt deserved replies.  I’d have done it in the comm itself, but that would just have entailed a lot of pain in the ass things, what with me constantly getting deleted and all.  I’d have had to use anonymous comments, had to get one of the mods allow anonymous comments, a pain.  You say what you’d like in your journals, I’ll say what I like in mine.

That said, fare the well, GOMS.  It’s been fun.

p.s. a quick personal note… two pages of comments just to stress how boring and irrelevant I am, and how no one cares.  I love you guys.

I’ll just leave this here…

THIS.

I particularly like the part about the life devoid of meaning, and how I’m just pathetic, and I’m not crazy at all.

In short, according to GOMS’ mod richey, I’m normal.

There’s so much madness in that sentence I think my skull just cracked.

So here’s the reply I posted to that entry, in case she doesn’t approve it (what, richey, not approve a post I made?  Unthinkable!  She approved the flames I submitted, after all… well, the flames salembitchtrial submitted, anyway…):

EDITED:  Okay it turned in a whole conversation, which you can read over there.  And just like that, the end of all this zaniness is finally in sight.

ADDICTION

A few posts back I mentioned this was an addiction for the amputee_milfs, and once again gave them the opportunity to end it all.

Despite the fact that I tried that way back at the end of last August.  No, they didn’t keep following me around LJ like frilly little fangirls, squealing with delight every time I threw them a fresh bone (“bone”, heheh).  I tried it again in October.  They kept it up.  Tried it again on New Year’s.  They kept it up.  Tried again two or three times since New Year’s, they keep at it.

And what do they say in public?  “we need to be the bigger people and walk away” “he’s keeping it going instead of letting it go” and so on.  All while they stalk and follow and hide and lie.  Because that’s who they are and what they know.

108+ posts.  4000+ comments. From only forty-three people!   They call that “walking away”?

I particularly like the “we need to be the bigger people” thing.  GOMS members, claiming to be “bigger” people?  Now that’s lulz-worthy.  I’m not sure they even qualify as people, period.

rizzo, for instance, just did a “Dining Out For Life” AIDS benefit.  She didn’t do it because it was generous.  A person like her, she’s more apt to do it in order to poke fun at all the victims.  For the lulz, right?  We are much more ourselves in the semi-anonymity of the Internet then we are IRL, when we can hide behind a screen name and pretend that shields us.  I know her online.  I know them all online.  They call it “lulz”.  But that’s not what it is.  If it was, there wouldn’t be hundreds of posts about Starla in amputee_milfs.  There wouldn’t be an amputee_milfs at all!!  Its very existence reveals the sickness…  deep down, in their most private places, when they are alone and online, when they are hidden enough to let their true colors through… they are nothing but the filthy fucking crackwhore piggie swine I had them pegged as since day one.

I was the bigger person half a dozen times in all this.  I walked away plenty of times.  But the crackwhores needed their fix, and couldn’t let it go.

And here we are again, the cycle repeats yet again.  I walk, they follow.

Very well, my little piggie crackwhore fangirls.  You don’t want me to go?  You want me to stay?  You want me to accept wicked_queen’s invitation here?  Since, after all, “whatever brings back t3h drams, you support it”?

Right, wicked_queen?  Such a fangirl you are:

http://pics.livejournal.com/wicked_queen/pic/0005c6kp

Why, that’s been in your photo album since November 13th, since you posted it to both amputee_milfs and goms_sux!  Just can’t let it go, can you? (and you thought I “missed” you… heheh, nice pics on ED…)  No worries, bb, I will bring you buckets of t3h drams. :D

My fangirls still want me to stay!

Very well, then.

And what a playground they’ve provided me with… more than 500 members in GOMS, but none of them allowed to discuss me.  None of them allowed to ask about me.  None of them allowed to even mention me.  None of them suspecting a thing with their open, accessible journals, their open MySpaces, their open Facebooks, so much information…a fountain of facts and personal tidbits, just waiting for me to wade in and drink til I can’t drink anymore…

And you milfs know just what I can do with a little bit of info… been to xpeeps lately?  It’s fun doing this to people, isn’t it?  Plenty of lulz there… I am, after all, just doing what you do, playing by your rules… simply posting your shit in a place you may not like it, presenting you in a way you’re not keen to be seen… aw, and you don’t like it.  How cute.  And of course, given that this all started with you attacking a dead infant, there’s really no depths I can sink to that fall into your realms of depravity.  I can’t go the places you go.  The stench is too foul, you see…

You just won’t leave it alone.   But then, you can’t.  You’re addicts.  Crackwhores for your “lulz”.  But, that’s okay.  BLT  understands.

And I’m about to hold one hell of an intervention.

Come, fangirls, let’s dance a little longer.  The night is young…

And there are so many lulz to be had…

The Amazing Sock Puppet of the Gods

God, I have been dying to show this one off… now that she’s finally been outed, I can.

Ladies and gents, I give you…

salembitchtrial

Look at that fucking profile.  Now that’s how you build a goddamn sock puppet.  It’s a far cry better than goombatree’s profile, that’s for damn sure.

YES.  That is a sock puppet.  That is ME.

Now, let’s examine closely, and look at all the hints that were stuck on that profile (mind you, richey not only accepted her into GOMS, the milfs all missed all the following clues):

• SHE’S FROM SALEM.  Practically my neighbor.  Plus, I took a very well-publicized trip to Salem last Fall, which any troll on my journal at the time should have recalled.
• HER BIRTHDAY.  All the “my mom’s email” sock accounts I made, my mom’s birthday, on every single one, was 11/25.
• THE QUOTES. “All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players” That doesn’t suggest “play-acting” to you?  “Something wicked this way comes” DUH.  “This is what it sounds like when doves cry” “When Doves Cry” was my MySpace profile song for an age.
• HER COMMUNITIES.  She belonged to virtually every single then-open milf-moderated community, a number that weren’t open,  pluswtf_stupid (another favorite community of mine), plus she even fucking applied to amputee_milfs and it was on her watched communities list!! To me, at the very least, that would have earned a “just in case” LJ Abuse report.  If she wasn’t, then, oops, my bad, can’t be too careful, though.  Basically, salembitchtrial was the one screen name on LiveJournal that was everywhere I needed to be to get to the kind of info I was getting to.
• THEY LOOKED RIGHT AT HER.  Her LJ Toys showed hits from richey on a  number of occasions, as well as several other milfs from time to time, on her profile and her public journal entries.  She chatted with a number of milfs in various other communities.  She even made posts to GOMS!  Those’ll be gone now, though.  Quick side note on that… salembitchtrial had her own Photobucket account, in which all her pics for her GOMS posts were stored.  On the chance that she might have somehow been booted from GOMS without being suspended, cleaning out her Photobucket would have sabotaged the hell out of those posts.  Yes, she made posts.  No, I never planned to let GOMS keep them.

Now, about her most remarkable trait, her survivability.   How on earth did I manage to keep her alive through round after round of sock puppet deletions?  Easy.  By using the most innocent, benign proxy on Earth: AOL.  It’s a fairly universal proxy, almost never questioned, and so many people use it that when those AOL IPs pop up, one can never say who it might be.  Most people don’t even realize AOL serves as a proxy.  salembitchtrial visited LJ exclusively through America Online.  Except for when she was first created (then under the name sunny_down, and a member of ALL my communities), salembitchtrial never used a single IP that matched any of mine.  Of course, on the down side, I may have just gotten all of AOL’s IP addresses banned from LJ.  Oops.  Watch me care.  That could be a headache to try and sort out… win.

And lastly, the milfs never did find her.  I outed her myself.  My plan was actually to do it a few weeks back, and I was going to make some amazing troll posts to GOMS and/or goms_sux, but they changed the posting to moderated on me after I started trolling my fellow GOMS members.  So, I did the next best thing, I used her to create a feed to this journal over on LJ (need a paid account to create feeds; yes, she was a paid sock puppet account) and basically handed that feed directly to one of the GOMS moderators in a less-than-friendly way.  Really less than friendly.  Let’s just say, in a way I knew she wouldn’t ignore.  I knew if LJ Abuse decided to kill off the feed, then it would be a short hop to the account that created it, but oh well.  salembitchtrial’s purpose was served months ago, when she first got into those communities.  Like I said, I’ve got it all archived.

She was a trooper, all right.  Gave me more than I could have dreamed.  So, thanks, salembitchtrial, and rest in peace, bb.

Next!

(nice t-shirt, eh?)

BLT wuz here

So I’m browsing Encyclopedia Dramatica (because it’s awesome) and I come across a page I visit from time to time (because it has my all-time favorite demotivational poster on it).  Seems someone just updated the page.  There’s a screencap of a post called “proof that getoffmyspace is full of whores”.

Now, who would have put something like that up there?  What ED user uploaded that pic…?

Heheh.

Or, perhaps the most pressing question should be, how in the hell did Dorian Thorn end up with a screencap of a recent, and locked, goms_sux post?

Again, I say, heheh.

What else am I also fond of saying?  Oh yes… Dorian Thorn has eyes everywhere...

They’ll understand that eventually.

Yet another example…

…of using their own ideas against them.  The milfs positively excel at outsmarting themselves.  Makes my job easy enough.

Their response to my latest round of trolling is a big hugbox of an entry in goms_sux by milf tehmeats imploring “let’s all be LJ friends” (in pretty bright rainbow colors, awwwww).  They are searching for my eyes in there, no doubt, hoping to uncover some sock puppet of mine (if they haven’t figured out yet that I’ve got some means of access into the GOMS comms they are even more helpless than I give them credit for).  But, now, really… a sock puppet? At this point?  In goms_sux?  Seriously, that would have to be not only one hell of a sock puppet, but would somehow have had to survive round after round of me getting other sock puppets suspended and deleted on an almost daily basis.  Though, I suppose if someone was going to pull that off, it would be me…

Long story short, the milfs are about to hand me access to their friends-only entries.  Whether through the Amazing Sock Puppet Of The Gods or, more likely, a Thorn sympathizer (they must realize by now I’m not doing all this by myself), the potential damage I can do on a milf’s f-list is virtually incalculable…

I can’t wait!

And no, obviously I’m not telling yet how I’m getting my info from inside the GOMS communities.  This is a public journal, after all.  When my source is snuffed (inevitable, but I’ll run with it for as long as it goes, I already have the entire history of all the GOMS comms archived) I will tell you how it was done.

And then, we move on to the next stage :)

There’s always a next stage…