BLT wuz here

DORIAN THORN vs. All the Piggies

Final Word

Just to put this all in perspective:

The community amputee_milfs contained the same number of entries regarding me that you will find in the entirety of this blog here.

Except, those 100+ entries built up four thousand comments more than you will find in this entire blog.  Not to mention private messages, AIM chats, etc.

(But they never discussed me at all.)

And, all of that is only a fraction of the discussion and commentary that they spend on Starla.

(But I’m the one who needs to get a life.)

So, in short, I was right, and I was wrong.

The milfs are obsessive, fanatical fangirls.

Just not of mine

December 20, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | General | , , , , | No Comments Yet

Hard Evidence

So, the following question was asked in the LiveJournal community total_manarchy this evening:

Guys if you had to pick only ONE from the following: Hot face, hot bod, great tits, sweet ass, tight pussy? Tight in the sense that it fit you perfectly, because I know there are tight vaginas that don’t feel right, and then there are ones that you want to marry.

Girls same question, hot face, great body, big dick? Or something else I’m not listing but really what more do guys physically have to offer?

Of course that’s a community I lurk regularly, and it also counts among its members a few milfs (sheer coincidence on that one, I assure you).  But what was so delicious was one of my favorite milf’s response to that question:

“nice dick”, she says.  And don’t forget, the milfs all share a single mindset, so we can assume she speaks for them all.  But rather than going with assumption, let’s look at a bit of, ahem, hard evidence.  What did one of bloodlilie’s LJ friends once say to me:

“We all”.  As in, bloodlilie included.  Her LJ friends would know, after all.

And, just in case you’ve somehow come this far without seeing it, here’s a little more hard evidence.  Incidentally, I include that photo here because it was grabbed out of another LJ community, wtf_stupid, by eggplant, who then posted it to amputee_milfs, almost immediately after he joined wtf_stupid.

Ya know, this really starts to explain why they can’t seem to stop lusting after my cock talking about me…

Heheh…

Love to my fangirls!!

December 7, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | Current Events | , , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

rawr its fail…

So I’m browsing through the GOMS comms and I come across this:

THIS

Of course, my first thought is, “My work is done”.  LOL.  But seriously.  She’s right, of course, that they have killed GOMS.  I told them to, after all, and my piggies have been nothing if not cooperative so far.  You see, the existence of goms_drama/amputee_milfs, gave them a retreat, a place they could huddle and discuss all those things that don’t get discussed in GOMS anymore.  So, the moment I found that (thank you again, morningchorus, for showing it to me), I knew the key to snuffing GOMS was to drive the milfs, those core members of GOMS, out of GOMS.  Oh, sure, most of them are still in GOMS, but all the “sting” is gone.  What used to be a community with a degree of dignity is just a tired old LJ snark comm going through the motions.  It has no soul left.  And that’s thanks completely to the amputee_milfs and their fear of being “found out”.  Because, in their limited worldviews, losing their LJ accounts is the worst thing they can imagine.

Heheh.  I have some things yet to teach them…

But the fail I mention comes from this, the first few comments added to that post:

LOL

God bless violatekate, just throwing it out there.  Now, obviously I don’t care if that pic gets posted, since I sent it directly to a number of milfs, and metatron_lvr was finally kind enough to post it.  But the real fail in rawr_its_roonie’s replies… “not supposed to discuss them here because it’ll stir up drama”.  In just that one line we get:

A. not discuss here, so obviously elsewhere is fine

B. discussing me and Starla in amputee_milfs has stirred up no drama whatsoever, then?

C. she didn’t say the most obvious thing: “what picture of Thorn and Starla!?!”  In other words, she knew exactly the pic that was being referenced.

But of course, they don’t discuss me anymore.  They don’t have a shiny new forum or anything.  Not at all.

The fools.  Can I share a secret?  Your discussion of me never fazed me in the slightest.

Anyway.

I’m in the mood for a BLT now.  Order up, roonie…

ETA: Oh yes… to answer roonie’s question, my favorite people to make fun of?  Why, the milfs themselves, of course.  One finds more fail in that community alone than one can find across all of MySpace combined…

July 9, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | Current Events, People | , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

Get some popcorn, bitches!

Well, someone made a good point… this blog can’t really be considered up-to-date without the GOMS ranting videos I’ve made, so in the interest of making a new post (since I’ve pretty much been absent from the whole “let’s attack LJ thing” lately due to having a life – I fail trolling) here’s my videos.

The first (and I think there are links to it in here someplace, but whatever) was the introduction video to my community goms_redux, which I opened after I made GOMS close.  For the… third time.  I think.  They’ve closed down and done member purges so often thanks to me that I’ve kinda lost count.  Only real note on it, that video was made before goms_drama bowed to me by changing its name to amputee_milfs, so when I reference goms_drama in it, it’s actually the same community that is now amputee_milfs.  I still say they should change the name of the comm to blt_fangirls, but whatever.  I mean, seriously, how many LJ users get an entire thread dedicated to them and only them in a community made up of people who supposedly can’t stand them?  This is why I love my little piggies… can’t stand me, but can’t look away either.  They really have no idea, even yet, just how deeply they have sucked me into their own lives by doing that… ya can’t pledge that kind of love to a guy like me and then just walk away… what did I say, over and over?  Call my name, and I come.  Call me enough, and I don’t go away.  Ever.

As for the other two vids… well, just general silliness and ranting, basically.  That’s what happens when I ad-lib.

Oh, and there’s no nudity at all in any of these, so allow me to kill that suspense right there.  If you want videos with nudity, go visit my ED page.

Enjoy!

(I told you it was a waste of 14 minutes…)

June 24, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | History | , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

To GOMS’ Members II

Because I’ve had a LOT of questions about it this morning, I’m going to just underline this point here:

As of my conversation with richey yesterday, I AM RETIRING FROM ALL THIS TROLLING STUFF, at least as far as GOMS is concerned.  I know some of you find that a bit tough to swallow right now, and me saying “trust me” doesn’t hold much water, but there it is.

But, as I’m still seeing the typical misguided guesses as to what fed all this, I’ll lay out the reasons, and see if things don’t make a bit more sense for you.

Read more »

May 10, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | Current Events | , , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

I should say something…

…regarding the sudden influx of new views on my blog here.

Well, they’re obviously from the GOMS post about this blog, so I suppose one could say my hope of putting this blog before the membership of GOMS worked.  No more spamming required.

Most of the comments, of course, are about what one would expect, so I’ll reply to them all with a universally-encompassing “feh”.

But the point I find fascinating is that here we are, a public post that people must know I’m reading (LJ freed my IPs again, lulz) and the milfs can come up with nothing better than to share their same old assumptions.  I’m this, I’m that, people just making whatever assumptions they feel like.

I’m not disputing someone’s right to share an opinion.  I suppose I just don’t understand how people live with such a lack of truth in their lives… then again, I’ve spent years teaching people the kind of trouble they get into when they make assumptions, and how to avoid it.  I’m biased in favor of reality.

“Attention whore” again.  You know, there’s a big difference between not being shy and being an active attention whore.  I never cared about being famous.  I just wanted to make them famous…

Speaking of truth, not one milf, you will note, has yet publically acknowledged the BLT thread, or the fact that the community was, in fact, following me quite closely for some time.  Milfs, members of your comm have told me about it.  Now, for all this publicity, for all my outing of everything, all I’ve dug up on you, for all my turning this into, well, all this, you still need to cling to that?

Let it go, milfs… let it go… you’ll feel better, trust me.

Say it out loud… “Starla… the BLT thread…”

Confession works wonders for the soul.

Eh, they won’t do it.  Some minds are hard-wired.

And I never said I was creepy, nor did I try to come across that way.  In fact, it was you guys who said I was creepy, while I was the one trying to impress upon you that anyone who spent five minutes talking to me would realize I’m not creepy at all.  I just have a weird sense of humor.  I think I only said that about 359328176092 times.

Now, this is creepy.

May 10, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | Current Events | , , , , , , | No Comments Yet

Today’s Featured Milf

Allow me to share with you:

wicked_queen

Isn’t she just lovely?  Heheh.  My self-pics are more artistic than this.

But if her LJ Photo albums are any indication, she’s a big fangirl of self-pics of all kinds:

http://pics.livejournal.com/wicked_queen/pic/0005c6kp

Heheh.  Balls

But let’s take one more look at this.

Isn’t that cute? She thought I’d “missed” her.  Silly girl.  I hope she appreciates the extra effort I’ve put in thanks to that, just to make sure she feels more included.  I don’t want anyone to feel left out…

Now, what baffles me a little here is she said the only thing of hers I could have gotten to was her Twitter (aside, I mean, from the pics of her, her cleavage, her dog — not to mention her emails, her AIM, her MySpace, and the fact that I’ve been prowling through her LJ photo abums under both wicked_queen and faceripphotos… methinks someone underestimated me).  But then, about the Twitter, she says “whoop de fucking do”.  So, I figure, why not?  And I added her to my Twitter.  Then, whoop de fucking do, she removed me and protected her entires!  Hurm.

You know, these entries?

Fail.

Good thing though, going back to that screencap, that she supports “whatever brings back t3h drams”.  Otherwise, this all might come off as a little creepy or something…

heheh…

May 8, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | People | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Quick thought…

You know, for all that has been said on both sides of the coin here, there is one fairly obvious thing that’s been completely unsaid.

Consider that the membership of amputee_milfs consists primarily of females in their prime breeding years and homosexual males.

Looking at it like that, there are a few fairly obvious reasons that suggest themselves as to why they so greedily snatched up as many naked pics of me as they could get their hands on…

Oh, wait, I think I have touched on this before…

fangirls

May 2, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | General | , , | No Comments Yet

ADDICTION

A few posts back I mentioned this was an addiction for the amputee_milfs, and once again gave them the opportunity to end it all.

Despite the fact that I tried that way back at the end of last August.  No, they didn’t keep following me around LJ like frilly little fangirls, squealing with delight every time I threw them a fresh bone (“bone”, heheh).  I tried it again in October.  They kept it up.  Tried it again on New Year’s.  They kept it up.  Tried again two or three times since New Year’s, they keep at it.

And what do they say in public?  “we need to be the bigger people and walk away” “he’s keeping it going instead of letting it go” and so on.  All while they stalk and follow and hide and lie.  Because that’s who they are and what they know.

108+ posts.  4000+ comments. From only forty-three people!   They call that “walking away”?

I particularly like the “we need to be the bigger people” thing.  GOMS members, claiming to be “bigger” people?  Now that’s lulz-worthy.  I’m not sure they even qualify as people, period.

rizzo, for instance, just did a “Dining Out For Life” AIDS benefit.  She didn’t do it because it was generous.  A person like her, she’s more apt to do it in order to poke fun at all the victims.  For the lulz, right?  We are much more ourselves in the semi-anonymity of the Internet then we are IRL, when we can hide behind a screen name and pretend that shields us.  I know her online.  I know them all online.  They call it “lulz”.  But that’s not what it is.  If it was, there wouldn’t be hundreds of posts about Starla in amputee_milfs.  There wouldn’t be an amputee_milfs at all!!  Its very existence reveals the sickness…  deep down, in their most private places, when they are alone and online, when they are hidden enough to let their true colors through… they are nothing but the filthy fucking crackwhore piggie swine I had them pegged as since day one.

I was the bigger person half a dozen times in all this.  I walked away plenty of times.  But the crackwhores needed their fix, and couldn’t let it go.

And here we are again, the cycle repeats yet again.  I walk, they follow.

Very well, my little piggie crackwhore fangirls.  You don’t want me to go?  You want me to stay?  You want me to accept wicked_queen’s invitation here?  Since, after all, “whatever brings back t3h drams, you support it”?

Right, wicked_queen?  Such a fangirl you are:

http://pics.livejournal.com/wicked_queen/pic/0005c6kp

Why, that’s been in your photo album since November 13th, since you posted it to both amputee_milfs and goms_sux!  Just can’t let it go, can you? (and you thought I “missed” you… heheh, nice pics on ED…)  No worries, bb, I will bring you buckets of t3h drams. :D

My fangirls still want me to stay!

Very well, then.

And what a playground they’ve provided me with… more than 500 members in GOMS, but none of them allowed to discuss me.  None of them allowed to ask about me.  None of them allowed to even mention me.  None of them suspecting a thing with their open, accessible journals, their open MySpaces, their open Facebooks, so much information…a fountain of facts and personal tidbits, just waiting for me to wade in and drink til I can’t drink anymore…

And you milfs know just what I can do with a little bit of info… been to xpeeps lately?  It’s fun doing this to people, isn’t it?  Plenty of lulz there… I am, after all, just doing what you do, playing by your rules… simply posting your shit in a place you may not like it, presenting you in a way you’re not keen to be seen… aw, and you don’t like it.  How cute.  And of course, given that this all started with you attacking a dead infant, there’s really no depths I can sink to that fall into your realms of depravity.  I can’t go the places you go.  The stench is too foul, you see…

You just won’t leave it alone.   But then, you can’t.  You’re addicts.  Crackwhores for your “lulz”.  But, that’s okay.  BLT  understands.

And I’m about to hold one hell of an intervention.

Come, fangirls, let’s dance a little longer.  The night is young…

And there are so many lulz to be had…

jokerhilites

May 1, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | Current Events | , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Wanna see a magic trick?

3291826

One of the things I have always said is that I will mess with people’s minds far more than their actual lives.  I can get into your head and mess around with the wiring like nobody else.  Sometimes it’s a sheerly instintive process, using my skill for “reading” people, but sometimes there are other methods, as well.  Here’s a couple tricks that I used quite effectively on the amputee_milfs:

“HACKING” THEIR JOURNALS: LiveJournal, like virtually every other online service that requires one to log in, has on its login screen a little “forgot your password?” link.  You click that link, enter the username, and it sends an email to the email on file for that account containing your password, etc.  It takes about 3 seconds to do.  And of course, anyone can do it for any screen name, as often as they’d like.  It also doesn’t require one to actually login, so it doesn’t waste any sock puppets.  So, during one day at work when I had some downtime, I hopped over to LiveJournal and started entering the screen names of the amputee_milfs, the mods of the GOMS communities, etc.  Mind you, this tells me absolutely nothing.  However, for the milfs, they suddenly start getting emails telling them their passwords have been requested, how to reset their passwords, etc, etc.  That had to be just a little unnerving.  But did I genuinely make anyone worry that I was making ANY progress in getting into their journals?  Look at item #3 on this post.  Win.

THE LINKS: One of the most effective tools for making reports to LJ Abuse is the direct link to content one is reporting.  Oftentimes, even if you know it’s in there, without a direct link LJ Abuse generally won’t do a thing.  Direct links to posts inside communities like amputee_milfs are closely-guarded secrets.  To have a link is to have the ability to cause damage (I mean, if that’s what one really wants to do).  So, I went and got myself a list of every link in amputee_milfs.

Here it is.  Every link.  Current through April 3rd, that is.

Here’s a list of the links about me that they deleted.

And these two entries were posted by serenechristine.

Now, how in the hell did I do that without having any access into the community itself?

Easy.  LiveJournal told me.

You see, when you type in a link to an entry that doesn’t exist, you get a message that says “error: no such entry”.  When you type in a link to an entry that does exist but you don’t have access to, you get a message that says “error: you are not authorized to view this protected entry.” That tiny distinction is incalculably useful.

Here’s how I exploited that.

Entries on LiveJournal, in any community, in any journal, when they are created, get numbers tacked onto them when the specific address is created.  Thus, an entry in http://community.livejournal.com/blt_fangirls/ gets assigned a number to the specific entry itself: http://community.livejournal.com/blt_fangirls/xxxx.html.  It’s those “xxxx”s that I wanted to find.  It occurred to me that, in theory, one could go through every possible entry, numerically, and find the actual links.  Now, the numbers do post in numerical order, but they’re random, and usually have between 300-800 non-entries between each actual entry.  amputee_milfs, at the time I was doing this, had about 460 entries.  Mathematically, we’re talking about a LOT of non-entries to sort through…

So I created a macro program.  All it did was visit every possible entry, starting with http://community.livejournal.com/amputee_milfs/1.html, and counting on up.  2.html, 3.html, and so on.  And, the program took a screencap of every single page it hit.  With a bit of figuring, I set it to run up to 130000.html.  Then, I went to bed.  The next morning, the program was done, and I had a folder with 130,000 screencaps in it.  I spent the day at work scrolling through the screencaps, rapid-fire style.  In between moments of actually working, it took about 6 hours.  The vast majority of caps, of course, said “error: no such entry”.  But every time I hit one that said “error: you are not authorized to view this protected entry”, paydirt!  I save the “not authorized” ones, and chucked the rest.  By the end of the day, I had a list of every single link in amputee_milfs.

Not long after that, they deleted all the entries related to me.  I could tell that because of when they were posted.  You see, I have a number of caps of the community homepage, and so can tell, on certain dates, how many posts were in the community, and by applying that, I could create a timeline (for instance, on 10/4/08, there were 106 posts in the community, so at post #106, I added the 10/4 date, and so forth).  Most of the posts that were deleted pre-dated New Year’s 2009.  That’s when their “BLT thread” was most active.  Times when the deleted posts were made were almost all at times when I was up to something, in one way or another.

Oh, and how could I tell which ones were deleted?  Even easier.  Run the same macro again, this time using only the full list of links (only 460 links to visit instead of 130,000).  The ones that now came up “no such entry” were obviously the ones that had been deleted.

Like I’ve said before, I have a keen attention to detail, and can use very small details to deduce a great deal.  It sounds like a lot of effort, but it’s really quite simple if you have a little bit of patience, and the reaction to “Oh, btw, here’s a list of every link in your community” made it all worth it.

Which brings me to the two posts that I can identify serenechristine as the poster.  serenechristine is the only username in amputee_milfs to have been suspended.  Both those particular links came up with the error message “error: journal/user has been suspended”.  That was a no-brainer.

So yes… while I may have gotten a list of the links, I will confess, I could never have said what, exactly, the content on any of those links were.  I know what the links are.  I have no idea what the actual posts say.

Of course, the milfs didn’t know that at the time…

PROFILE “STALKING”: Not too long ago, the milfs started noticing vast quantities of hits from me on their profiles, etc, and no doubt wondered what I was up to.  Nothing, actually, except making them wonder.  Using the same macro program yet again, I set it in a loop to visit all their profiles, over and over.  Hit after hit from me, in obscene numbers.  They were wondering what I was up to.  At the time the macro was running, I was watching downloaded episodes of House, MD.  I wasn’t visiting their profiles.  My computer was.

I do also have a version that runs through and screencaps their profiles but it only goes through the list once, and is a bit sneakier, because it changes my IP for every profile hit, so if they start comparing notes, none of them will show a hit from the same place, and certainly none from me.

All this IP hiding is now moot, of course.  I’ve just gotten myself a really cool program that entirely erases one’s digital footprints, so you can hit sites and not even register that you were there.  I know it works because I used it to go to LiveJournal under my own IP, which is totally banned.  LJ didn’t block me, because my IP didn’t show up at all.

In other words, I’ve ceased to need “masks” because now I can be invisible.

This is so cool.

April 30, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | General | , , , , , | No Comments Yet

wink wink nudge nudge

Subtlety was never a strong suit of the amputee_milfs.

Observe this link.

Now, who do the milfs know that has a tendency to write on himself with magic marker?  Who in the world could they be talking about?

And notice, it’s fashionassassin yet again (on February 16th, which is really ironic because of this post back in December).  But, thanks fashionassassin and aluminum_stilts for letting me know you are both devount followers of the blt thread.  Helps to narrow my focus, you see…

Once again, we see the milfs breaking their own rules because, apparently, rules are there for no reason whatsoever, and breaking rules, whether in this community or that one, will obviously have no consequences whatsoever.

Milf logic.

I need to put more work into Ms Fashionassassin, methinks…

But I like that, “He’s a piece of shit that shouldn’t be given another thought”.  Apparently only in GOMS, because that blt thread in amputee_milfs just kept growing…

April 28, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | General | , , , | No Comments Yet

Too far?

This link:

I am sensing a distinct lack of consistency here.

Would you like to know what the real difference is?

It’s “never too far” when they are getting their lulz at someone else’s expense.

It becomes “too far” when anytime they stick their noses out of their own locked communites they get cockslapped.

I love my fangirls.

They say anything to justify themselves.  Anything, everything, oops too much.

If only they could learn to keep their mouths shut, and mind their own business for once.

Everything on the Internet is fair game, bitchez.

Welcome to MY Internet…

April 28, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | General | , , , , , | No Comments Yet

Why “piggies” and “fangirls”?

You have undoubtedly noticed I refer to the amputee_milfs a lot as either “piggies” or “fangirls”.  The”piggies” part first started when I created a community over on LJ (now defunct due to excessive banning — actually, screw banning, I’ve been banished at this point lol) called amputee_piggies.  I chose the “piggie” reference as a retort to the “BLT” nickname, because one can’t make a BLT without first slaughtering piggies (pigs into bacon, get it?).  Sexy, ain’t it?

Well, that’s one theory, anyway.  Certainly fits…

But to be wholly honest, the real reason I call the milfs piggies is because… well, because they’re piggies.  I mean, have you seen some of these people?  Seriously, “oink” is about the only word that comes to mind…

And as for the “fangirls” thing… well, jesus christ, no one’s ever spent so much time and effort to amass such a complete collection of thorn-related pictures and posts and stuff.  If they aren’t fangirls of mine… well, that’s why all the “piggie fail” tags…

April 25, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | General | , , , , | No Comments Yet

Have some fail…

And there’s really so much of this it’s hard to keep it all straight.

Well, there’s the big one, and it’s cool cuz it’s kinky.  Now, I’m a bit of an exhibitionist, who enjoys humiliation games. That’s no secret.  So, the amputee_milfs made it their mission to… collect as many nude pics of mine as they could get their hands on, and post them to their community for mocking purposes?  WUT?  In other words, they made themselves the hottest online sex partner I have ever had, second only to the original GOMS posts themselves!!  And they wonder why I’m obsessed with them… seriously, when the sex is that good, who wouldn’t go back?  I hope somewhere in those 4000+ comments from the BLT threads there was at least one that said “Um… you guys realize all we’re doing here is getting him off, right?  That this is exactly what he wants, right?”

And of course GOMS itself continues with the lame MySpaces, such as this or this or this.  Apparently originality is something they aren’t too keen on… do not deviate from the collective.  Become one with the Borg.

Next, they claim they try to avoid provoking me in any way, and then one of their mods makes a comment like this.

Nah, little aside comments like that won’t provoke a response from me at all (I called them a “secretive members-only hate club” once.  They loved it, because they are.  I made them feel speshul).  Of course, to give them credit, they don’t realize I can see all this.  Because they’re complete and utter morons, apparently.

Oh, what else?

Well, a few of my personal faves… There’s this thread, in which these people who “never talk about me” are talking a lot about a guy who sounds a lot like me… at least, their misguided impression of me…

THIS one, which I love to death, in which a member of amputee_milfs actually fesses up to the fact that I castrated GOMS.  Incidentally, that member of milfs has been banned from GOMS ever since making this post… wait, what was that I said about denial?

And then, THIS epic-ness.  The milfs, after all, are on guard against my trolling.  The regular members of the GOMS comms aren’t.  So, I hit more than 200 members’ journals.  Posts were made in goms_sux, then deleted, then a GOMS mod made that general post, and changed posting in the comms to moderated.  And about a dozen members actually said fuck it and left the comms.

boozecruiseee, the one who made the original post about my son, has flounced completely from LiveJournal.  They all completely missed what I pulled on her, too.  That was another sleight-of-hand evening; I had them all looking one way, and while they were all distracted, I hit boozecruiseee hard.  She was gone by morning.

Oh, and of course a number of other milf-moderated communites, most notably badeyebrows, bad_hair, and omg_ur_teef, are now all moderated membership and posting!  Thanks entirely to my efforts, naturally.

And lastly… some people say I am making this all up as I go, that I have no greater plan, that I can’t get into people’s heads as easily as I have always claimed.

Well.

amputee_milfs, a few weeks back, deleted everything from the comm that had anything to do with me (108 posts, 4000+ comments; in fact, only by deleting it all did they actually tell me just how much about me was in there… lol more fail).  Now, how could that have been part of any plan of mine?

I suppose it was just coincidence that it was all deleted on March 31st… coincidence, you see, because March 31st was what would have been my son Caleb’s first birthday (the post about him in GOMS, of course, being what set all this off).

I, of course, have no idea what I’m doing.  The milfs’ minds are closed books to a guy like me…

Heheh…

April 25, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | Current Events | , , , , | 3 Comments

hurm…

Well, now, this is fascinating.  One of my troll emails has been shut down on me.  Probably not coincidentally, it’s the one with the attached Flickr account where I stored my trolling pics.

Wonder who was behind that?

Considering there was a virtual milf party on my MySpace last night, it seems easy enough to figure out…

*sigh*

Obviously, the milfs don’t want me sharing my pics.  No, my fangirls want me all to themselves ;)

I’d never pegged them for the jealous type…

So what now?

Shrug, shift gears, continue.  I’ve been anticipating and prepping for this since… well, since I started my trolling with those pics.  Luckily, I save screen caps of everything, so I can put some of those up here now.

I’m always planning several steps ahead, whereas the milfs keep trying to ignore me, reacting only to the stimulus I feed them, sort of like bacteria on a slide.  It’s kinda fun to poke them every so often to see what they’ll do next…

April 24, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | Current Events | , , , , | No Comments Yet

WHY?

That’s one of the big questions I get.  Why spend months (going on a  year now) making a random group of Internetters’ lives miserable?  Well, their LJ lives, anyway.  I mean, let’s see what I’ve accomplished so far…

  • Any journal entries they make, plus any posts to anything publically accessible, feeds right into my own private forums.  Twitters, Photobuckets, Tumblrs, YouTubes, anything, everywhere, comes right to me.  I can read their journals without even going to LiveJournal.
  • They have to be incredibly careful about any pictures/info they share with anyone.
  • All their MySpaces, Facebooks, etc, all locked up (except for the idiots who think I can’t get anything useful from them — everything is useful).
  • They have to remain wary as hell about any and all new friend requests.
  • Any communities they run they have to keep locked, and moderate both membership and posting.  I heard a rumor they’ve been having some trolling issues…
  • Every ban they get me only gives me more freedom (again, if they’d ignored me from back when I first suggested they should, none of this would have been possible).

And so on.  So, why all this?  Feh.  They have their own assumptions, they think it has something to do with the post made about my son.  They think I’m insane, no doubt.  They think I’m an “attention whore”.  (On that “attention whore” thing… it’s a perfect example of me using their own assumptions against them.  They call me attention whore.  So, I play loudly.  Very loudly.  And in very distracting ways.  In other words, while I have them looking at my right hand, my left is quietly pulling some strings.  A little sleight-of-hand, anyone?)

None of these reasons are actually accurate at all.  It’s quite simple, really.  Regarding the post about my son, that was evened out at the end of August 2008.  I was done with them.  But, being a cautious fellow, and knowing who I was dealing with, in order to keep an eye on any potential trolling, etc, I created a number of communities, posted pictures, and slathered it all with tracking script.  They followed my trail of breadcrumbs eagerly, gathering up every little tidbit I left for them, somehow either not knowing or simply not caring that I knew everything they did.  It all was re-posted into the community amputee_milfs.  Everything I did.  Every post I made.  Everywhere I went.  Every community I created or joined.  The milfs were right there, tracking it all, and they wonder why I call them my hungry little fangirls.

Of course, they used to do the same thing to all kinds of people.  Back before I snapped GOMS’ spine, that community didn’t just feature MySpace pages, it used to troll people all over the Internet, leaving cruel comments on MySpaces, YouTubes, anywhere they could.  It wasn’t just a community about laughing at MySpace profiles, it was a community about literally driving people right off the Internet.  Once GOMS finally changed its rules (thanks to me), those same stalker principles were simply transferred over to amputee_milfs, and focused on the two people who brought it about, Starla and myself.

Turnaround is fair play, after all.  Why do I do this?  They spent years stalking people for their own amusement.  Following, tracking, harassing, stealing, re-posting, etc.  I simply play by their own rules.  I follow, I comment, I gather up every tidbit of information I can about them, and use my own methods to expand that database all the time (yes, it’s a full-blown database at this point).  I’ve gotten hold of real names, addresses, phone numbers, jobs, schools, emails, and so on.  More than 300 photos of the milfs themselves, plus more than 1000 of GOMS members.

In case no one has grasped this yet, one of my most formidable skills is turning what they do or say against them.  Every time they think they have some measure of “win” against me, I come back even harder (no pun intended).  Their LJ lives are locked up almost airtight.  Even amputee_milfs itself has a number of potential “backup” communities ready to roll, some_rakes, bare_mattresses (clever name on that one), and so forth.

So, why?

For one, to show them what it’s like to be on the other end of the microscope.  That’s a lesson that is being driven into their skulls, have no doubt.

Two, because I can.

And finally, perhaps most importantly, for the same reason they do it.

For the lulz.

April 22, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | General | , , , , , | No Comments Yet

It begins…

…with a better class of villain.  A blog post made on LiveJournal detailing the orchestration of a particular prank played on a particular community for their snarking of a MySpace page for my deceased son.  Once the prank was done, the cat was out of the bag, and we were even.  To ensure things stayed even, I said this (back at the end of August 2008):

“From this point on, we don’t hear any more from each other regarding all this. Being a man of my word, I’m willing to hold up my end of the bargain, so long as you hold up yours. This is the point at which “Goombatree” and GOMS part company. If you have any ideas about any more harassment, trying to get me deleted from LJ or something, just keep in mind that through all this, so far, I have been playing. Don’t make me angry. That’s not a threat. That’s a sincere word of advice from a man who has lost virtually everything in the past six months, and who is at the point that he really has nothing left to lose (and who is willing to do all this just to play a prank, imagine if I started an actual vendetta?). You all just stay in GOMS, and I’ll stay out, and we’ll all live happily ever after…”

Everything that follows was because that bit of advice was ignored.

They wanted the vendetta.

They got it.

April 21, 2009 Posted by Dorian Thorn | Intro | , , | No Comments Yet