getoffmyspace revisited

Well, I’ve been directing a lot of attention towards the milfs and their inherent lack of souls lately that I’ve paid little, if any, attention to where this all started, getoffmyspace.  The reason, actually, is pretty simple.  There really hasn’t been a getoffmyspace to speak of lately.  I mean, they used to post 3-4 profiles a day, but in the past month or so, there have only been about 4 or 5 new posts.  Despite the community being back up to 800+ members (though I suppose you’d have to deduct the ones who are only there because of me).

Let’s take a look at the last few posts:

THIS one, from eggplant.  Poor guy tries so hard to make up for the fact that he was the one whose failed trolling got me after the milfs in the first place.

THIS one, courtesy of iown1000cats.

Then we jump back nearly a month from there before we get to THIS one.

Then, going back another two weeks, we find a brief busy spell of this, this, and this.  Mixed in there were two posts from constituent that I didn’t bother to screencap since all the image links are already broken.

(Hm, interesting thing about that hormones chick… she seems to have gone on a minor post frenzy.  Didn’t another new member by the name of salembitchtrial once do exactly that?  Funny that…)

Where did the community go, you may wonder?  Some of it hides in goms_sux.  The rest is hiding in amputee_milfs.  You see, these communities are run by people who are far too cruel and scummy individuals to be able to exercise their proclivities publicly.  They have to hide what they do.  They can’t let others see their true natures, because then they’d have to admit the kind of people they are.  What staggers me most is that some of them have even reproduced (see the previous post), and so will be fostering these discriminatory, hateful, highly-biased views onto their kids, and in doing so, they will be raising little haters.  Good job there, milfs.  I hope your online attitudes do your kids proud one day.  ”Oh yeah?  Well, MY mommy spends all her time making fun of Starla, so there!”

Oh, and just for fun, of the above posts, two of those featured are, in fact, filing DMCAs against getoffmyspace.  Because, as you should all be aware by now, snitching on goms is one of my favorite hobbies.

But no, I’m not telling you which ones.  You have to guess :)

About Using Proxies…

Don’t you understand that makes you stick out even worse than if you don’t?  When I see logs from “FDC Servers” that show up as “hidemyass.com”, that just screams to me “I don’t wanna be recognized!” whereas, if you just logged in as yourself, I couldn’t be certain.

You see, cities generally have more than one person in them, so I can’t assume every hit this blog gets from, for example, the city of Chicago is, in fact, constituent.  I can’t assume any of them are, actually.  There are other people in the city of Chicago.  Quite a few, actually.

But, come by and visit with a proxy IP, and suddenly, it’s a whole different story.

Nothing’s so suspicious as someone that tries to cover their tracks.

And funny, there’s only one small group I know that is so anal about keeping so secret…

Some people never learn.

2 Quick Things

1. If you amputee_milfs are still going to follow me all over the Internet, and actually post about it (things like this and this), then you may want to do it in a  place where someone who’s going to tell me about it doesn’t have access.  FAIL.

2. This one’s really more for just smokedglass7429 and wherein– oh, do excuse me, I mean constituent; webwarper.net makes a notoriously poor choice for hiding one’s IP address.  Especially when you visit my blog at the same time.  Just sayin’.

Using Your Words

ETA: She privated her journal (said she was getting “creeped out” for some reason) so I fixed the links so you can still read the referred posts)

I’m going to show you something interesting.

Read THIS.

Now, what did we learn (aside from the fact that useyourwords has an immature, egocentric, and staggeringly sexist view of relationships)?

We learned that she has 3 older sisters.

And that she’s 21 years old, which, with a little math, gives us an accurate year of birth.

These, you see, are the little tidbits that get filed away for future reference.  One never knows when such things will come in handy.

ETA:  The thing that makes this post even funnier and even more ironic is useyourwords‘ next public post, HERE, in which she discusses how to keep one’s private information safe online.  Something which I already covered, in a much more practical and useful manner, early on in this blog.  Obviously useyourwords did not read those posts…

I’m sorry, T, but you’re just not as good at this sort of thing as you think… stop dolling out advice you can’t follow.  At least, if you phrased these helpful entries more like “in my own opinion” instead of the self-righteous “this is what I think so this is how it should be” tone they have, you wouldn’t come off like such a goddamn cunt all the time.

Wait, look who I’m talking to.  Telling a milf not to act like a cunt is about as useful as telling a tree to stop being made of wood.

But, allow me to helpfully expand on your advice.  Take Facebook, for instance.  By default, a private Facebook profile is still going to show your name, your profile photo, your friends, and your networks.  How is this useful?  Suppose, hypothetically, you’re keeping a keen eye on someone online.  But, alas, their Facebook is private, and you don’t feel you have much chance of sock puppeting your way onto their friends list.  Did you know that, unless you adjust the settings, people in the same networks as you can see almost as much information from your profile and posts as if they were on your friends list?  Indeed.  Handy little piece of info there.

Look at my Facebook.  Notice the fact that you see nothing (unless, of course, you’re on my friends list).  You don’t see my friends, my networks, or even my profile picture (ETA: Ok, you see some of it now, cuz Facebook sucks like that).  People in my networks who are not on my friends list also see absolutely nothing.  Additionally, if you go browsing the friends list of one of my friends, you won’t even see me there.

Now that’s how to keep a Facebook safe.  Just a private profile isn’t enough, you still leak info all over the place.

And for god’s sake, don’t use your real name.  Do you have any idea how many amputee_milfs gave up their real names via their Facebooks?  It’s just staggering…

Hi Again

Okay, so I’ve done all kinds of insinuation that I’ve got some kind of “inside view” of amputee_milfs, some way to peer in that they don’t know about, can’t figure out, etc.

I’ve also insinuated that they are completely obsessed with Starla.

To back that all up… THIS was posted to amputee_milfs… tonight.  Not one hour before I made this blog post.  I mean, really… Starla pretty much left LiveJournal more than a year ago.  Why in the world are these people so goddamn pathetic that they are still following her?  I mean, at least with my obsession over GOMS, hell, they made CP of my son’s corpse… how ungracious…

(on a totally unrelated note: eagerly awaiting blargwoman baby pics heheh)

Oh, and the BLT thread is still in there, too.

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’ve been far, far too nice to them.

Time to raise the bar a bit…

Why So Easy?

Oh god….

This comment, made on a GOMS post about this very blog:

I think it was meant to be ironic.

And roonie… you said it, not me…

HAVE YOU LOOKED IN MILFS LATELY?

You guys let things go so easily…

Now that was ironic.

rawr its fail…

So I’m browsing through the GOMS comms and I come across this:

THIS

Of course, my first thought is, “My work is done”.  LOL.  But seriously.  She’s right, of course, that they have killed GOMS.  I told them to, after all, and my piggies have been nothing if not cooperative so far.  You see, the existence of goms_drama/amputee_milfs, gave them a retreat, a place they could huddle and discuss all those things that don’t get discussed in GOMS anymore.  So, the moment I found that (thank you again, morningchorus, for showing it to me), I knew the key to snuffing GOMS was to drive the milfs, those core members of GOMS, out of GOMS.  Oh, sure, most of them are still in GOMS, but all the “sting” is gone.  What used to be a community with a degree of dignity is just a tired old LJ snark comm going through the motions.  It has no soul left.  And that’s thanks completely to the amputee_milfs and their fear of being “found out”.  Because, in their limited worldviews, losing their LJ accounts is the worst thing they can imagine.

Heheh.  I have some things yet to teach them…

But the fail I mention comes from this, the first few comments added to that post:

LOL

God bless violatekate, just throwing it out there.  Now, obviously I don’t care if that pic gets posted, since I sent it directly to a number of milfs, and metatron_lvr was finally kind enough to post it.  But the real fail in rawr_its_roonie’s replies… “not supposed to discuss them here because it’ll stir up drama”.  In just that one line we get:

A. not discuss here, so obviously elsewhere is fine

B. discussing me and Starla in amputee_milfs has stirred up no drama whatsoever, then?

C. she didn’t say the most obvious thing: “what picture of Thorn and Starla!?!”  In other words, she knew exactly the pic that was being referenced.

But of course, they don’t discuss me anymore.  They don’t have a shiny new forum or anything.  Not at all.

The fools.  Can I share a secret?  Your discussion of me never fazed me in the slightest.

Anyway.

I’m in the mood for a BLT now.  Order up, roonie…

ETA: Oh yes… to answer roonie’s question, my favorite people to make fun of?  Why, the milfs themselves, of course.  One finds more fail in that community alone than one can find across all of MySpace combined…

More MySpace Fail

Ok so most won’t get this, but I had to post it anyway… made me laugh:

It’s one thing to have one milf show up once in awhile on my MySpace suggested friends, but two?  C’mon…

Wait, 19 and 22 years old?  Jesus, they’re fucking kids… heheh who’s your daddy?

Oh, and, Kris?  They build planets in NJ now?

Since I Promised

Wanna know what it looks like when you get banned from LiveJournal at the IP level?

HERE.

Wanna know what it looks like when you get banned from LiveJournal at the IP level but have a few thousand proxy IPs to play with?

HERE.

BAN FAIL.

Today’s Featured Milf

Allow me to share with you:

wicked_queen

Isn’t she just lovely?  Heheh.  My self-pics are more artistic than this.

But if her LJ Photo albums are any indication, she’s a big fangirl of self-pics of all kinds:

http://pics.livejournal.com/wicked_queen/pic/0005c6kp

Heheh.  Balls…

But let’s take one more look at this.

Isn’t that cute? She thought I’d “missed” her.  Silly girl.  I hope she appreciates the extra effort I’ve put in thanks to that, just to make sure she feels more included.  I don’t want anyone to feel left out…

Now, what baffles me a little here is she said the only thing of hers I could have gotten to was her Twitter (aside, I mean, from the pics of her, her cleavage, her dog — not to mention her emails, her AIM, her MySpace, and the fact that I’ve been prowling through her LJ photo abums under both wicked_queen and faceripphotos… methinks someone underestimated me).  But then, about the Twitter, she says “whoop de fucking do”.  So, I figure, why not?  And I added her to my Twitter.  Then, whoop de fucking do, she removed me and protected her entires!  Hurm.

You know, these entries?

Fail.

Good thing though, going back to that screencap, that she supports “whatever brings back t3h drams”.  Otherwise, this all might come off as a little creepy or something…

heheh…

IP vs. MAC address

Today’s lesson:  the difference between an IP address and a MAC address.

Your IP address is basically your face on the Internet.  Your fingerprint.  It looks kinda like this: 123.123.123.123.  It’s the unique number, usually one of a set on a given port, that singularly identifies your Internet connection (thus, several computers sharing one modem will have the same IP address, etc).  Now, anyone with a minute amount of computer know-how can change how their IP address appears.  There are many, many methods of sharing proxies, masking IPs, etc, etc.  You can do it yourself, or there are plenty of programs that do it for you.

Your MAC address is a bit different.  It’s a hard-wired serial number, consisting of twelve alphanumerics (1A-2B-3C-4D-5E-6F) that is essentially the code for your specific Internet card.  In laptops it’s generally a wireless card, in desktop computers, an ethernet card.  This MAC address remains unchanged, no matter what you do to your IP address.  So, several machines sharing one modem may all have identical IPs, but they will each have a unique MAC address.

So, what does this mean for masking one’s identity on the Internet?

I LOL’d

This has happened more than once now…

EPIC MYSPACE FAIL

And of course the reason this is such Epic Fail is in how MySpace selects people to appear on that “people you may know” list.  It basically looks at your own friends, any mutual friends you may have, and also, how often people on their friends list might be visiting your profile.  In other words, either aferalgoldfish, or some of the mutual friends she shares between herself and the milf(s) on my MySpace list, have been visiting my profile.

Which, I mean, I knew, but it’s always fun to see it proven in black and white like that.

One has to wonder if I’m showing up on their lists now…

The main reason I’m adding to this entry, however, is because not only have I encountered this MySpace fail, I have encountered what is possibly the Fail of the Century:

THIS.

Ok, I know.  Your first reaction is, WTF?  IDGI.  It’s just the LiveJournal sign on screen… The fail is not in the sign-on screen, the fail is in the fact that I’m looking at it with my own IP address!! I’m supposed to be perma-banned!  I should not be able to access this screen at all (well, without changing my IP, that is).  What I should see is a screen that says “You have been temporarily banned from accessing LiveJournal…” blah blah and so forth.  Plain white screen with black text.  Trust me, I know it well.  Next time I see it, I’ll cap it for ya.

So, yes.  My IP address is once again allowed on LJ.  FAIL FAIL FAIL.  And more FAIL.  Why, LJ Abuse?  Why do you make this so easy?