A New Twist

Well, just when things were about to get really interesting, they get interesting in a way I hadn’t been anticipating.

First of all, for the past few days I’ve noticed my hit count here has really been skyrocketing.  Far more traffic than normal for this blog.  I mean, I get a fair share, but this was a definite spike in readership.  A sustained spike, I should add, because the count hasn’t really been dropping.

Then, while off on a recent trip I took, I get one of those rare Internet-placed phone calls, the kind where a hapless operator simply reads off a message in a monotone voice.  The message was from a particular individual asking me to contact them.  Now, not realizing this had a thing to do with my online stuff, I followed up and made contact with this person.

Without saying too much… my blog here has attracted the attention of some people for reasons entirely outside of my original intentions, who are quite enthused at certain collaborations that can be made.  I can help them.  They can help me.  Both sides are greatly looking forward to reaping the fruits of our mutual labors.

Which is good, because, thanks to recent discoveries on my part, my own path had taken a rather impulsive turn that was unlikely to end well.  I have found contacting milfs in person leads to… negative thoughts.  Long story short, that eggplant is quite the little butterball IRL.  And I know this because, just the other night, walking out of a McDonalds, he passed within feet of me, wholly oblivious to the fact that he was just a few yards away from Dorian Thorn.  I still LOL at how much of a shock it would have been to him if I’d popped out of my car just then… heheh.

BUT, thankfully, we can push that down the road a bit more, since this new partnership is going to prove a lot more fun.  All that said, I think a slight change to my logo is in order…

Motivation

One quick note… for all those wondering “OMFG why doesn’t he just go the fuck AWAY already”, well, I think you might be forgetting what’s keeping me fueled in all this…

WHEN DOES IT END?

No biggie tho.  It’s just the Internet, right?

And I’m just a few years of bad karma finally catching up to you…

*sigh*

You know, I used to joke about how the milfs were all fangirls of mine who simply couldn’t stop fapping to my pics.

Sadly, it turns out they’re actually much bigger fangirls of someone else:

Her.  AGAIN.

As one former milf described it, it’s a “Starla feeding frenzy” in there (aside from the BLT thread, that is…).

Basically, they’re still just doing what they always do: stealing pics, bashing people who are better than they are, fapping to nudes of people who pwned them… the usual.

Talking about people while utterly lacking the balls to talk to them.

I can’t wait to see the looks on their faces when I start popping up.  Can’t really avoid talking to someone when he’s standing right in your face now, can you?

All for the lulz, of course…

I still can’t believe none of them see where this is all headed…

Hi Again

Okay, so I’ve done all kinds of insinuation that I’ve got some kind of “inside view” of amputee_milfs, some way to peer in that they don’t know about, can’t figure out, etc.

I’ve also insinuated that they are completely obsessed with Starla.

To back that all up… THIS was posted to amputee_milfs… tonight.  Not one hour before I made this blog post.  I mean, really… Starla pretty much left LiveJournal more than a year ago.  Why in the world are these people so goddamn pathetic that they are still following her?  I mean, at least with my obsession over GOMS, hell, they made CP of my son’s corpse… how ungracious…

(on a totally unrelated note: eagerly awaiting blargwoman baby pics heheh)

Oh, and the BLT thread is still in there, too.

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’ve been far, far too nice to them.

Time to raise the bar a bit…

love is…