Final Word
Just to put this all in perspective:
The community amputee_milfs contained the same number of entries regarding me that you will find in the entirety of this blog here.
Except, those 100+ entries built up four thousand comments more than you will find in this entire blog. Not to mention private messages, AIM chats, etc.
(But they never discussed me at all.)
And, all of that is only a fraction of the discussion and commentary that they spend on Starla.
(But I’m the one who needs to get a life.)
So, in short, I was right, and I was wrong.
The milfs are obsessive, fanatical fangirls.
Cue The Music
Well, I’ll be damned.
Over the past 24 hours or so, I have had some in-depth conversations with no less than three different current/former milfs, via chat, email, and even on the phone. There was no animosity, no yelling or screaming, these were all open, civil conversations, as I had always promised they would be if a milf would simply talk to me and answer the questions I had. I have always maintained, despite my “crazy BLT stalker” online persona, that I am quite approachable and reasonable, and I think all 3 of the milfs who have recently contacted me found that to be true.
We talked about common interests, various details about our lives, and, of course, amputee_milfs. All the who’s, what’s, why’s and wherefore’s of that community’s discussion regarding me was covered, and, not surprisingly, it was pretty much what I had expected. With only one exception, the people I believed to be the ones most responsible were, the ones I believed to be opposed to it all were. The general tone of what was posted (pictures and the “OMG BLT IS DOING THIS OR THAT” posts) was exactly as expected. I have been given details regarding AIM chats, private messages, pretty much everything I could possibly have asked for short of actual screencaps of posts. I am more than satisfied by what I learned. If anyone really wants all the details (way too much to repost here) then contact me privately, but I will tell you off the bat, if you’re looking for the names of the milfs I spoke with, tough.
And now, I must be fair. Even though none of the three specifically said anything about “invoking Rule #4″ (from my rules post) and perhaps none of them quite individually did, all together, yes, they did, and even I can’t argue that. Which means, then, I’m done here. Everything I wanted to know, I know. The communities I wanted to break were reduced to a shambles; recovering slowly, but still took a hell of a hit. Now, is this a grand victory in the ultimate cosmic scheme of the Universe? No, not even remotely. But, we live our own lives, and we choose our own battles, and I chose this one. I set a trap for the community that snarked my son’s memorial, dared them to stick their foot in, and they did. And now we’re here, I’ve gotten everything I want, and we move along.
So, yes, to spell it out clearly, being a member of amputee_milfs, or any of those GOMS communities, isn’t going to get you bothered by me anymore. We’re quits. I remain convinced that somewhere there is a community where I am featured, but I’m just going to go ahead and let that one slide. I could also add some kind of statement here about obsessive stalking, “how do YOU like being chased all over the Internet?”, and remind the milfs they’ve been on Starla’s case a lot longer than I’ve been on theirs, but I’m going to let that one slide too. There comes a time when we have to accept that enough has been said already. Perhaps one day the milfs will learn this lesson too.
With this entry, then, BLT is no more. Scrapped and wrapped. Let’s all just leave him there this time. Dorian Thorn, of course, is always going to be around, but I’m thinking it’s about time now to find the next thing.
And there is so much to be found out there.
“The Net is vast and infinite…”
DA RULEZ
This much, I think, is fairly obvious, but on the other hand, we are dealing with milfs here, so perhaps it’s best to spell it out.
There are certain rules of engagement I employ in my online activities, certain absolutes I stick to. Not many, true, but there are points I won’t go back on.
RULE #1: A flounce from amputee_milfs and the GOMS communities gets me off your back immediately. Leave those communities, I cease to have any interest in you whatsoever. That includes any further mentions in this blog. As far as past mentions go, if you’ve flounced and don’t want to be in this blog, let me know, and you’ll vanish from it. Accommodate me, and I’ll accommodate you. See how that works?
RULE #2: I don’t brag when you flounce. There is not a single post in this blog that says “haha, so-and-so bailed” and there never will be. Because of what I’ve been up to, leaving those communities is a sign of simple common sense. I pick on milfs because of their colossal ignorance. Once they start showing common sense, I’m not going to badger them anymore.
RULE #3: Regarding community vs. individual trolling. First, definitions: ”Community” trolling is when I blitz a whole community with a bunch of trolling posts. ”Individual” trolling is when I hit either someone’s journal, or posts they’ve made to a community. This is a bit of a gray area because there are communities moderated by both milfs and former milfs. The fact that former milfs are among the moderators prevents the “community” trolling, but offers no protection whatsoever to posts made by active milfs for “individual” trolling. But as a bonus, there is one way I will grant entire communities “safe haven” status: if ALL moderators are former milfs. Then, it’s strictly hands-off. The obvious exception to this rule, of course, are the GOMS communities, as long as they exist. Unless, of course, someone invokes Rule #4.
RULE #4: This is how to cease ALL trolling, tracking, and hostilities on my part. I’ve said before, “give me what I want and I’ll go away”, but you’ve never thought to simply ask me what it is I want. Well, here it is. I want to know what was said about me in amputee_milfs. 108 posts, 4000 comments. It must have been something significant. I want to know. And really, can anyone blame me for wanting to know what was said/posted? That’s it, milfs. That’s all I want. Oh, and I’m talking a little more than “BLT did this and BLT did that”. I’m talking DETAILS. Screen caps, even. I know a good chunk, but I need those gaps filled in. So, I’m sorry, but if you’re one of the milfs who simply “never noticed” any of those 108 posts, or didn’t follow the BLT thread, or have since developed convenient amnesia, then you’re useless. But, if your brain is functioning at a normal human level, then the good news is that invoking Rule #4 grants you absolute immunity. You don’t get outed or posted here, so you can do it completely anonymously, with or without your fellow milfs’ approval. Only you and I will know (well, you can tell them if you want, but no one will hear it from me). This offer is, of course, open to any current or former milf who possesses the information I seek, and, upon a milf invoking Rule #4, this game draws to an immediate close, and we all go our separate ways like we should have back in September 2008. Yes, it means you’ll have to have a conversation with me. But it also means you’ll never have to hear from me again. Important to note: closing down amputee_milfs does not count! All that does is give permanent “active milf” status to whoever was in the community when its doors shut.
So, there’s my Rules. Anything else can and will be used against you, as you are no doubt aware, and I’m prepared to keep this up for years. After all, our second Christmas together is coming up… do you have the endurance to go a third? A fourth? A tenth? Cuz, I do.
ETA: OH. Forgot to add. Rule #4 is a time-sensitive offer. Sort of. You see, the offer stated in Rule #4 always stands, but if the time limit expires, Rule #1 becomes invalid. That is to say, everyone who has ever set foot in milfs, past or present, becomes fair game again. If the milfs won’t listen to me, perhaps they’ll listen to their friends who have already flounced. This little exception is known as “The Umbrella Clause”.
So, how much time is left before the Umbrella Clause kicks in?
Well, now, that’s the million-dollar question, isn’t it?
tick-tock, tick-tock…
SLUT
in my dreams we die as one…
Let’s Review
So, take a look at THIS.
That’s from a milf’s MySpace blog, and she can remain nameless for now, but some of the issues in there need addressing, because if there’s really milfs thinking like this, they’re rather behind the times, and need an update.
Dead Baby Post: None of what I have done since September of 2008 has had anything to do with that. The current issues began with amputee_milfs following of me all over LJ, after I told them not to, and posts made to the community featuring goombatree’s “stalking emails” list, things like “super secret information” about me (which turned out to be my meatpuppet communities… ooo, that was a tough catch LOL) and things like that. That’s why, in October of 2008, after attempting to bury the hatchet and even joining the GOMS communities in good faith, I declared open war on the members of amputee_milfs and their beloved related communities. What defined them as enemies was not what they had already done, it was the type of people they were, which their actions as a community amply displayed. Not everyone in milfs was behind the idea of keeping BLT info in there, but not one of them ever came to me and said “Hey, this is happening, maybe you should try to stop it”. Guilt by omission, plain and simple.
My Wife: No, we didn’t get married. She moved to Denver. Our relationship was trying to recover from the loss of a child, the addition of GOMS’ unwarranted attack pretty much drove the nails into that. Not to mention the year of school I took off in order to devote more time to this. A marriage and a year of my life. You took that from me. I intend fully to take it all back.
For-fucking-ever: Exactly. Once you decide to make an enemy of Thorn Enterprises, you’re going to have it in your life for the remainder of it. Guaranteed. You youngsters these days have no patience whatsoever. This has only been going on for a year, a scant 12 months or so. We’re barely out of the starting gate here. I have plans that stretch into 2014, and that’s just basic stuff. It’s rare I come across one such individual as a milf, but to find so many of them in one spot… no, amputee_milfs is a sincere devotion of mine now.
Calling You Fat: I prefer to out the more subtle things, those deep-seeded psychological character flaws that no amount of exercise or dieting can repair. It is those warped elements of the psyche, almost universal among the milfs, that draw me.
Worthwhile Charities: Thorn Enterprises has done more good for this world already than all of those put together. The reason why I, at 35 years old, am just now getting back to school, staying at my mom’s, etc, is because I was out there during my 20’s doing all those things you all pretend to care about doing: changing the world, making it better, and planting the seeds in our society for a degree of tolerance that has never before been seen. Do you think it’s an accident that my home state, generally considered rather conservative, was the first state in the US to legalize gay marriage? Or the first state to out the pedophile priest issues? Or how about the fact that we now have a black president? Cause and effect. Plant the right seeds in the right place at the right time, and watch the roses bloom. You want to change the world? First you need to be able to see it. And you milfs are quite willfully blind.
“BUT WE DON’T TALK ABOUT YOU!” This is just the typical milf self-centeredness coming into play. You think that because you don’t talk about me, I shouldn’t care. SUCH a milf attitude: “if it ain’t hurting me personally, who gives a fuck?” (quick, now, run out and support some charity to try and justify yourselves to yourselves). Most of you preach some kind of charitable affiliation, then turn around and shred Starla/whoever in your communities. You know what would actually help you feel better about yourselves? Stop being scum and doing the whole “equality for some” hypocrisy and start treating (wait for it) all people as equals! You see, I care about ALL, I seek to protect ALL, and those who would seek to do harm to another are my enemy. That is why, no matter what happens, in the final shakedown, I will always be better than you. So, talk about me, don’t talk about me, whatever. This has nothing to do with what you do moving forward.
It has everything to do with what you’ve already done.
And trying to pretend to you didn’t doesn’t make it, or me, go away.
BLT FTW
Why is it that I remain so certain that the milfs still discuss me?
Ok, I’m willing to accept it might not be in amputee_milfs itself, I know for a fact there are more than a few members of that community that are more than tired of me (so, why they even stay is beyond me — “it’s just LJ, it’s just an LJ community, it doesn’t matter, it’s not important” — well, then, GTFO and you don’t have to hear from me anymore, dur hurr hurr).
Well, let’s look at some logic. Back in August of 2008, Starla filed, and won, a DMCA against getoffmyspace, resulting in some posts about her being removed and any mention of her forbidden. The very same day she became a “do not mention” topic in GOMS, amputee_milfs was started, in secret, solely to continue Starla discussion (GOMSers hate it when you get the better of them). Now, what did I do? More than getting a few posts removed, I got every member booted, got the communities locked down permanently, and got getoffmyspace and goms_sux to close down for about 5 months or so, during which time I created new and better snark communities that did exactly what GOMS did, only better. Twice. Not to mention the fact that I made virtually everyone in the community look like idiots for failing to catch the rather obvious goombatree = dorianthorn connection.
But they never discussed me at all, right? Look at this screen cap from goms_sux, see for yourself how much they “didn’t discuss me”. And that’s not even from amputee_milfs!
On March 31 of 2009, 108 posts, and more than 4000 comments, allegedly about me, were deleted from amputee_milfs. That would be the point at which I, allegedly, became a “do not mention” topic in amputee_milfs. However, just a scant two weeks before that, constituent, moderator of milfs, created at least two new communities, bare_mattresses and some_rakes. Both of these communities, barring a few posts right in the beginning, remain dead to this day.
Follow the logic. Removed from milfs, but only after new communities were created… Starla remains a constant topic in milfs, after merely forcing them to pull down references to her in GOMS… is it really such a leap of logic to surmise that somewhere the milfs who were “obsessing over me” have a new community, forum, whatnot, reserved for discussion about me? Of course not. And, knowing the milfs as I do, it’s a virtual guarantee that that’s exactly what they’ve done. After all, constituent took these two screencaps back on October 8th. If he didn’t post them to milfs… he certainly posted them somewhere. Because that’s how the milfs deal with things, they huddle and hide and post comments.
Which, in fact, brings me to another point. While that screencap from goms_sux is entertaining and informative, look at this comment in particular.
You see that? She said: “nor will I sit back and take what he does against me like a little bitch”
Um… actually, that’s exactly what she’s done. That is, in fact, exactly what all the milfs have done. Every last one of them. They have retreated, retreated, retreated. They locked profiles, communities, MySpaces, Facebooks, LiveJournals, Twitters. Changed usernames. Deleted accounts. Used sock puppets to even join amputee_milfs. Not only have they universally taken everything I’ve done against them like little bitches, they’ve also been falling back and giving ground since Day 1. This is the equivalent of me saying “you gonna get raped” and they simply say “ok”, then lay back and spread their legs. They’ve taken everything I’ve done against them, swallowed it all down, every last bit I fed to them, no matter how rough I played. They took it all JUST like, as alcoholiday said, little bitches.
And really, even if they do have some other hidden community somewhere, what are they doing, snarking pictures of my weener again? The same pics I gave them in the first place?
*gasp* look, milfs! IT’S MY WEENER!! Oh noes, what shall I ever do? You all act like you’ve never seen one before. But then, I can understand how you’d all be so enthralled with mine… it is rather impressive. You make such loyal fangirls…
All that said, it would be quite easy to declare myself the winner in all this 1000 times over. Wait, “winner”? Generally, for there to be a “winner” there’s some sort of contest first, and they have yet to put up any kind of fight at all, except to try and pretend none of it ever happened in the first place. Winner by sheer forfeit, maybe. And, actually, outside of amputee_milfs, and a few stragglers in goms_sux, most of the Internet declared me the winner more than a year ago…
But, a guy’s gotta have a hobby… and the piggies are mine. They volunteered for that, after all, even after I told them ahead of time exactly what would happen…
Live and learn, eh?
Squeal For Me…
So close I can almost reach out and touch…
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And as a bonus, here’s a picture of rawr_its_roonie giving a blowjob.
Oh, and that’s not me she’s giving it to.
She may love to look, but she doesn’t get to touch.
Yet.
What’s In A Name?
Well, I’ve had a busy few days, and have a good deal to add here, but not just yet, because some of the things I came across, I kind of wanted it to be a surprise. So, some of it has to wait for right now.
On the other hand, there are some things I can mention right away, one of which has been on the back burner for awhile now. But, for starters, I just recently came across this picture. Now, I’ve been looking into it, and while I don’t have any evidence whatsoever that a member of amputee_milfs was behind it, I’m going to go ahead and credit them anyway (this is the great thing about them being so secretive; hiding only indicates that they have something to hide, keeping hidden from me only says it’s related to me… see the way that works? Of course not, they’re idiots.). Anyway, so we’re looking at an obviously milf-manufactured spoof of Oscar Wilde’s The Picture of Dorian Gray. Have we forgotten already that Dorian Gray is my very namesake? This is an even bigger failure than the BLT nickname.
To review once again, the name Dorian Lucifer Thorn came from three distinct sources, each for a variety of reasons. Thorn came first; it was literally dropped into my lap back on July 24, 2000, starting it all. Dorian followed shortly, taken from The Picture of Dorian Gray, because that was the book I was reading when I met a certain someone (in retrospect, it’s perhaps lucky I wasn’t reading the novelization of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai). Lastly, Lucifer, bearer of light, truth, understanding, wisdom, and godfather of all outcasts. So, as you can see, associating me with Dorian Gray is quite simply honoring both my origins and my namesake. Even if the “picture” involved is me with “hi mom” written on my butt. Like, seriously, who hasn’t seen that one yet?
Okay, moving along, let’s take a peek at these:
Now, if one was to chronicle all the places I’ve earned mentions on the Internet, you’d have a much bigger blog than this one. Most are just casual mentions anyway, a pic or two, a few chuckling comments, all done publicly and not hidden (imagine that, milfs?) and in fact I’ve made quite a few friends by finding stuff like that and posting the occasional reply. But this one was a little more interesting. It’s her use of the word “insist” that caught my attention. Why do Chris-chan and I insist on having nudes on the Internet? Um… in my own recollection, neither of us insisted upon that at all. Chris-chan’s were completely trolled out of him, then published on ED, quite against his wishes, I believe. Mine, I published one entry in one LiveJournal community containing about half a dozen, emailed a few others to an LJ user, and provided a link to a Flickr account with more. Then, they were all published on ED, without my hand in the matter at all. It wasn’t until later, after it was discovered that goombatree and I were one and the same, and my ED page turned into a “OMGZ BEST TROLLZ EVER” page that I finally started to get in on things. Big egos had nothing to do with it, I assure you (having a monstrous ego myself, believe me, I know the difference — it didn’t even faze me that she called me “unattractive”. Not everyone can find me as irresistible as eggplant does).
Don’t remember any of that? Good think I keep track of these things. Before it was made Article of the Now, before anyone figured out I was goombatree (except, of course, every single member of amputee_milfs, because they all knew right from the start), my ED page originally looked like this.
Now, does that really look like something I’d insist upon having online?
Ironically enough, looking back… that actually was the original plan…
Oh, and of course I looked into the two users on that forum, did a bit of digging. According to her profile, the one who made the original comment is from Ann Arbor, MI, which of course immediately brought a certain member of milfs under suspicion, but then, that profile also says she’s only 18, and that certain milf isn’t quite that fresh. But then, milfs are patently dishonest as a rule, so I’m happy to credit her anyway.
Because seriously, how many people in Ann Arbor can actually be that interested in me? The milfs have always said I’ve got zero degree of “e-fame”, and if that’s accurate (because so much the milfs say is, of course), that brings the list of people in the Ann Arbor area that are known to belong to communities that posted regularly about me down to about… one.
Meant To Be
For those of you who have followed this blog this far, I hope it comes as no surprise that my real name isn’t Dorian Thorn. In fact, it’s Matt, short for Matthew, and you’re welcome to call me either of those or any combination thereof. Usually “Matt” is reserved for people who know me IRL, but it’s no big secret, so whatever. Half of my Facebook calls me DT (one even calls me BLT lol), I am refered to as “Thorn”, “Matt”, “Dorian”, and don’t even get me started on the titles I’ve been appointed over the years. The list goes on and on, and some of them are even flattering.
The events, awareness, and changes in my life that led me to assume the name “Dorian Thorn” back in 2000 actually were set into motion in 1998 by a woman named Kelly Rose “X”, who was one of the most amazing women I’ve ever met, and even though we didn’t have a lot of time together (she died in 2001), the effect she had on my life was incalculable. Without her, there would be no “Thorn Enterprises”, no “Thorns”, and no “Dorian Thorn”. Without going into too much detail, just consider I’ve held onto the name Dorian Thorn for 9 years now, and in the Thorn philosophies, the symbol of the highest beauty of the totality of the entire Universe seen as a glorious whole is dubbed “The Rose”, for her middle name.
I promise, this is all significant to where I’m headed.
In the community amputee_milfs, there is a member I’ve mentioned before by the name of rawr_its_roonie. She is, quite possibly, the one person who symbolizes GOMS and all it stands for more than any other. Highly active inside the GOMS communities, member of amputee_milfs from the day it opened its doors, a member of every single GOMS-related community, even running her own defunct spinoff ifoundvolda. She proclaims a love for GOMS on her LJ profile, keeps Sassy Cassie icons to this day, even advertises GOMS’ re-opening to other people in various other communities. It might seem odd to some that she’s never been a moderator, even, but rawr_its_roonie is a dedicated follower, definitely not a leader. The dead giveaway to that was, when I trolled her badeyebrows community, the first thing she did was add another moderator to help. For all I have ever said to/about her, she has only ever said one thing back to me directly, and that was in the community she moderated, simply telling me to get out. (a community which, until that point, was open…)
So, symbols, I do love my symbols, signs, and omens. Now here’s the part that’s awesome. Look at her Facebook. The name! (it’s not docs, it’s on your damn public Facebook, your last name I’m keeping mum about) I assure you, my jaw dropped at that, for I am a man who does not believe in coincidence. Everything ties together and there are always reasons. Kelly, my Kelly, was “the One”, the woman most know as Elizabeth Thorn, my One, my Only, my Elizabeth. The One.
Would it not, then, stand to reason that this new Kelly Rose in my life, with all she symbolizes, almost the polar opposite of the Kelly I loved so much, stands to be “the One” of some sort, and there is, as of yet, some undiscovered significance there?
Oh, you ask for more? The coincidence of the name is not enough? How about this, a story the GOMS Kelly was working on some time ago: The Climbing Rose
Not enough? Try this one. By unthinkable coincidence, my current girlfriend’s name is also Kelly. And, in a drawing from the GOMS Kelly’s own hand, we discover the name of a former boyfriend of hers:
One can only attempt to dismiss so much as coincidence before having to face the fact that there is no coincidence.
What does it all mean? I admit it, at this point, I have no idea. But it’s only a matter of time before we all find out…
ETA: And the “coincidences” do not stop at the “Kelly Rose” connection. My Kelly’s birthday was May 4th. Would it not be fascinating if not only a milf, but a member of milfs who was highly instrumental in keeping the trolling of my journals and communities going (thus exacerbating all of this) had the same birthday…? I assure you, there is one, but I’m not sure of outing someone’s birthday is docs or not.
On a wholly unrelated note, does anyone else think the color of rawr_its_roonie’s top there is almost the exact color of an eggplant?
Lastly, my favorite quote by rawr_its_roonie, discussing me in an AIM chat:
I like his saggy balls.
I assure you, so did the original Kelly Rose…
ETA: Actually, disregard this whole entry. It’s all a coincidence after all… and besides, roonie’s a cunt.
Enough
More than a year ago, all of this started and stopped, but because you couldn’t leave shit alone, and to this day still keep tabs, take screencaps, and just cannot fucking leave me alone, here we are today. I mean, you can’t even stop snickering, even now, about changes I arranged on my ED page…
How many times do I have to say it? I have eyes everywhere.
And, I actually use them. Believe me, I’ve seen enough. And while I do appreciate the readers who have kept up with me for this long, there’s really not much more I can add here. I’ve learned enough about the amputee_milfs, who they are, and seen enough of what they do in their communities (and try to hide by mass-deleting when they get called out on it — as if simply erasing what they said erases the fact that they said it). And after reading what you said inside that comm, the idea that you could just amble out and think I’d forget about you… heheh.
After recovering several dozen deleted posts, just to make perfectly clear who I hold accountable… there were those who did it, and there were those who stood by and could have stopped it but did nothing. Both are equally guilty. So, for those of you who were so “bored” with me, felt I was “old news”, who wanted to “just drop it”, who now find yourselves right in the line of fire…
…blame the ones who even now keep calling my name.
Oh, wait, but none of you actually do that, right? If one is to believe what I’ve been told by them, then not one member of amputee_milfs has ever mentioned me, seen a picture of me, trolled any of my accounts/communities, posted anything even remotely concerning me; hell, none of them were even members of getoffmyspace back when this all started. They were all horrified by the post about my son, they all knew I was goombatree from the moment it began, and not a single one of them has ever said anything even remotely negative about me. They don’t even know who I am.
Yeah… you’re all just so fucking innocent, right? A community full of lost little babes in the woods who have no idea what they could ever have done to offend anyone, or why the Big Bad Wolf won’t leave them alone.
You know, not long ago, I was asked if I truly believe I can change things here. Of course I do. You see, at the far, distant end of this spectrum, if one looks ahead at all possible outcome, the very most extreme (and wholly hypothetical, of course) outcome in all this is a pile of dismembered corpses, with the words BLT wuz here carved into the torsos…
Somewhere, between here and there, there is change.
It’s all a question of how far we’re willing to go…
I’ve been told, many a time now, to “get over it”, and to “get a life”… don’t ya get it yet, milfs? Don’t you understand? You are my life…
Monsters
For all I’ve put in this blog, for all that’s occurred between myself and the amputee_milfs, there’s really just one thing that’s clear.
It is unthinkably important to them that I stay off LiveJournal, and they have gone to extreme lengths to ensure that. For why, see this previous entry.
But even more basically, it’s because that’s their home, that’s where they live. Me keeping a journal over here on WordPress is virtually inconsequential to them. Me publishing their pics and info on dozens of adult sites across the Internet is inconsequential to them. Me slamming them with legal repercussions is inconsequential to them. They don’t care about any of it, so long as it doesn’t infringe upon their LiveJournaling (and they say they aren’t addicted…)
So, really, for all I’ve done, I really never needed to back off the one thing I started with: making LiveJournal less fun for them. Being a thorn in their side… to coin a phrase.
But of course, there’s only so much I can do, so much I have been able to do. I’ve got limits, of course, lines I don’t like to cross, and I think that’s my biggest hindrance here. My damn human empathy prevents me from sinking to their level; I can’t indulge in the kind of cruelty they are so well known for because I actually have a conscience, know how it affects people, and all that. The question is, really, am I capable of sinking to the same level of thoughtlessness for other human beings as they do on a daily basis? I faced choices like this back in 2000, 01, and 02, and they were never easy, and the things I did then still prey on my mind at times. Of course, there were much bigger issues involved then, but the principles were similar, and one cannot bend on principle, no matter the relevance of the issues at hand.
“Those who fight monsters should take care that they never become one. For when you stand and look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you.”
No, my choice was made years ago. The day I took up the mantle of Dorian Thorn, looked out at this world and decided I was going to make it better, even if I had to do it one person at a time, my mind was made up then. One does not embark lightly onto the journey I started upon nine years ago, and certainly, as I’ve learned, one cannot abandon the journey once it’s begun, because this is a path that, no matter how one tries to break away from it, will inevitably pull you back. Exactly as the milfs themselves have pulled me back to them over and over, every time I’ve tried to break away. And here I’ve been handling them with kid gloves all along.
In this world of ambiguous moralities and questionable motives, it is clear that one can indeed employ evil methods in order to serve the greater good.
All for the cause.
Until the End.
Monsters… aren’t we all?
Regarding ED Questions
Ok, since I’ve had about a million questions regarding this, allow me to address this here:
- I do not know what inspired the ED sysops to blank/edit/whatever-you-call-that to my page after all this time. I’d assumed (from ED’s point of view anyway) that I was a long forgotten article, but apparently not. Whatever. Love me, or love to hate me, it’s all good.
- I do not know, nor do I care, which one of the amputee_milfs Coffeepusher is. I’m not even sure they are one. You said that, not me.
The reason I don’t know any of this is due to the fact that being featured on an ED page, or writing an ED page, does not make one privy to the inner working of ED. I’m sure even Chris-Chan knows more about that side of it than me.
Encyclopedia Dramatica is an open wiki. Who chooses to edit what is beyond any single person’s control. Changes made there are wholly irrelevant to me. The only circumstances that exist in which I would use ED for my own purposes and have to completely count on content remaining unchanged is if I were Girlvinyl herself. I am not (last I checked) so my options remain as flexible as the wiki itself. I figured that was just common sense, but people seem to be acting as though ED being edited is something that should concern me. Believe me, it doesn’t.
To sum up, the short answer to basically every question I’ve gotten on it is:
I simply don’t care.
ETA: They think Coffeepusher is me. o_O Coffeepusher was trying to remove me from ED. My actual sock puppets add stuff! Has anyone seriously not figured this out yet? But of course…
…everyone on the internet is really Dorian Thorn…
ETA2: Since I’m making a bunch of entries public; regarding these changes to my ED, be sure to see the real story behind that here and here and here. Compare what I wrote in those with what I wrote in this entry… see what I did there?
ED Addendum
Just noticed something: ED’s removal of my pages continues to benefit me! In the past few days, my blog hits here have started spiking up higher than usual, and they’re coming from more online searches for “dorian thorn”, “dorian thorn encyclopedia dramatica”, etc. In other words, since now ED contains only the one pic, with no explanation whatsoever except for some generic name-calling, people who want to know more are searching my name out online, and of course, once they do that, they are being directed right here, to this blog, where the whole story is told not only more comprehensively, but without any of the ED clutter. Now the only point of view the Internet gets is mine.
If I’d realized having that done to my ED page was going to make this blog that much more popular, I would have “sabotaged” it myself ages ago.
So, thanks again, ED, for the free advertising (again), and for locking it all to make it self-sustaining. I don’t have to watch ED anymore, don’t have to keep an eye on anything there. That’s going to make things a lot more convenient.
Plus, the pics that got locked onto my ED profile would make for some amazing “BLT wuz here” trolling pics…
ED, you’ve been nothing but amazing for me. I may actually miss you a little LOL
I should make a public post about this, though, considering all the people who’ve asked me about it. Just be sure not to mention the fact that, yes, I know exactly why that happened to my page, because, well, I planned it that way ;)
ETA: who the hell is “coffeepusher”? Wiping me off ED totally? Because that doesn’t just scream “milf” or anything… grrrr…
ETA2: Never mind, problem solved. Thanks yet AGAIN, ED…
Encyclopedia Dramatica
HOLY CRAP that worked better than I could have possibly imagined!! All I did was ask a few questions about my ED page, and suddenly, my WHOLE PAGE is gone and locked, my PROFILE is gone and locked, and even the MILF page is gone and locked! It all just re-directs to my page, which only has ONE pic left on it!!
(ironically, a pic I uploaded myself LOL)
And the pages aren’t just removed, they’re completely erased!!
This could be amazingly beneficial….
ED, I love you. You have served me SO well, and only continue to do so. Thanks for, once again, doing exactly as I “asked” MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Let’s… do this again sometime…
The Simplest Explanation
It occurs to me that, after 100 posts (technically 103 now), there’s an awful lot of tl;dr detail in here that the casual reader isn’t going to bother delve through; all the talk about milfs, trolling, nakedness, Starla, dead babies, stalking, obsession, vendettas and so forth all just gets a little baffling and redundant. So, in the interest of simplicity, I present a YouTube video that I feel adequately represents my trolling of getoffmyspace/amputee_milfs (aka “GOMS”).
The part of GOMS will be played by Steve Martin.
The part of Dorian Thorn will be played by Bill Murray.
Enjoy!
A New Twist
Well, just when things were about to get really interesting, they get interesting in a way I hadn’t been anticipating.
First of all, for the past few days I’ve noticed my hit count here has really been skyrocketing. Far more traffic than normal for this blog. I mean, I get a fair share, but this was a definite spike in readership. A sustained spike, I should add, because the count hasn’t really been dropping.
Then, while off on a recent trip I took, I get one of those rare Internet-placed phone calls, the kind where a hapless operator simply reads off a message in a monotone voice. The message was from a particular individual asking me to contact them. Now, not realizing this had a thing to do with my online stuff, I followed up and made contact with this person.
Without saying too much… my blog here has attracted the attention of some people for reasons entirely outside of my original intentions, who are quite enthused at certain collaborations that can be made. I can help them. They can help me. Both sides are greatly looking forward to reaping the fruits of our mutual labors.
Which is good, because, thanks to recent discoveries on my part, my own path had taken a rather impulsive turn that was unlikely to end well. I have found contacting milfs in person leads to… negative thoughts. Long story short, that eggplant is quite the little butterball IRL. And I know this because, just the other night, walking out of a McDonalds, he passed within feet of me, wholly oblivious to the fact that he was just a few yards away from Dorian Thorn. I still LOL at how much of a shock it would have been to him if I’d popped out of my car just then… heheh.
BUT, thankfully, we can push that down the road a bit more, since this new partnership is going to prove a lot more fun. All that said, I think a slight change to my logo is in order…
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