Yummy Tasty Meats

Allow me to mention this right off the bat.  I don’t have any issue with the members of amputee_milfs reading this blog.  Some of them do so openly, so I know when they visit, some do so from behind proxies (which I’ve been known to pick on them for) and others follow the rss feed.  The reason, of course, I don’t mind this at all is rather obvious: It’s next to unthinkable that the starring subjects of a public blog wouldn’t at least check in on the blog from time to time.  That’s the same reason I want to see what has been said about me inside milfs.  Basic human curiosity.  Of course, I keep my blog open and public, the milfs feel they have to be secretive and sneaky, but that’s just the basic difference in our levels of courage and determination.  I’m happy to talk right to their faces, they’re cowardly little bitches that pee their panties and run and hide every time the big bad thorn calls them out.  So feel free, read all you want.

That said, I’ve noted an interesting phenomenon happening just recently.  While I’ve always seen a strange assortment of search terms leading people to this blog, usually along the lines of stuff like this, in the past week or so I’ve seen a marked increase in terms like “dorian thorn pictures”, “dorian thorn porn”, “dorian thorn videos”, “dorian thorn sex”, a few of which I noted on the screencap of today’s searches.

Why this renewed interest in my porn?  Sure, my ED page is gone, but if you do an image search on ED of the word “thorn”, believe me, all my pics are still on their servers.  And please don’t try to sell me on the idea that at least a few of you don’t have every last scrap of Thorn porn you’ve come across saved on your hard drives — that insults us both.  So why the renewed search?  Is it the same reason the words Dorian and Bacon are so interchangeable in your heads… that yummy tasty meat?  Perhaps you crave something new and different?

(well, of course it’s the milfs who are searching; because “no one cares”, I’m completely “not relevant”, so if that’s the case, it can only be members of amputee_milfs, which remains the only place on the Internet that at one time a full one-third of the entire community’s contents were entirely devoted to me — ahh, my fangirls)

Well, of course it’s out there, if you know where to look.  Which I think everyone does, actually: themeatpuppet.  The catch, of course, is that it’s a closed blog, because there’s things in there now that I can’t have just anybody viewing.  It’s remotely possible, true, that a few of the video clips included in that blog have found their way to the light of day… which, in fact, would go a long way towards explaining this current renewed interest.  But seriously, if you want all of them, plus the backstories explaining them, then you really need to get into the meatpuppet blog, and for that, you need a WordPress ID that’s approved by me as a reader of that blog.  Of course, WordPress only allows so many readers on a private blog, but I get around that by having a “general” username that is shared among a number of people who only check in every so often.

I’ve told you before, if you want that ID, all you need to do is ask.  I assure you, you would find it interesting.  Particularly the content in there that is very specifically milf-related.  Endless lulz.  And even better, because it’s a username I approved, it doesn’t even log on my tracking stuff!  How’s that for a deal?  Oh, yes, a deal.  I say you need only ask, but there is something I would ask in return.  It’s a small thing, not terribly complicated…

…but if you want to know, you need to ask.

And come now, I know you want to.

You can’t stay away, after all… and I know it’s not the Thorn you find so funny, it’s the meatpuppet that really brings the lulz.  And that’s exactly what I’m offering you…

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