What’s In A Name?

Well, I’ve had a busy few days, and have a good deal to add here, but not just yet, because some of the things I came across, I kind of wanted it to be a surprise.  So, some of it has to wait for right now.

On the other hand, there are some things I can mention right away, one of which has been on the back burner for awhile now.  But, for starters, I just recently came across this picture.  Now, I’ve been looking into it, and while I don’t have any evidence whatsoever that a member of amputee_milfs was behind it, I’m going to go ahead and credit them anyway (this is the great thing about them being so secretive; hiding only indicates that they have something to hide, keeping hidden from me only says it’s related to me… see the way that works?  Of course not, they’re idiots.).  Anyway, so we’re looking at an obviously milf-manufactured spoof of Oscar Wilde’s The Picture of Dorian Gray.  Have we forgotten already that Dorian Gray is my very namesake?  This is an even bigger failure than the BLT nickname.

To review once again, the name Dorian Lucifer Thorn came from three distinct sources, each for a variety of reasons.  Thorn came first; it was literally dropped into my lap back on July 24, 2000, starting it all.  Dorian followed shortly, taken from The Picture of Dorian Gray, because that was the book I was reading when I met a certain someone (in retrospect, it’s perhaps lucky I wasn’t reading the novelization of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai).  Lastly, Lucifer, bearer of light, truth, understanding, wisdom, and godfather of all outcasts.  So, as you can see, associating me with Dorian Gray is quite simply honoring both my origins and my namesake.  Even if the “picture” involved is me with “hi mom” written on my butt.  Like, seriously, who hasn’t seen that one yet?

Okay, moving along, let’s take a peek at these:

Now, if one was to chronicle all the places I’ve earned mentions on the Internet, you’d have a much bigger blog than this one.  Most are just casual mentions anyway, a pic or two, a few chuckling comments, all done publicly and not hidden (imagine that, milfs?) and in fact I’ve made quite a few friends by finding stuff like that and posting the occasional reply.  But this one was a little more interesting.  It’s her use of the word “insist” that caught my attention.  Why do Chris-chan and I insist on having nudes on the Internet?  Um… in my own recollection, neither of us insisted upon that at all.  Chris-chan’s were completely trolled out of him, then published on ED, quite against his wishes, I believe.  Mine, I published one entry in one LiveJournal community containing about half a dozen, emailed a few others to an LJ user, and provided a link to a Flickr account with more.  Then, they were all published on ED, without my hand in the matter at all.  It wasn’t until later, after it was discovered that goombatree and I were one and the same, and my ED page turned into a “OMGZ BEST TROLLZ EVER” page that I finally started to get in on things.  Big egos had nothing to do with it, I assure you (having a monstrous ego myself, believe me, I know the difference — it didn’t even faze me that she called me “unattractive”.  Not everyone can find me as irresistible as eggplant does).

Don’t remember any of that?  Good think I keep track of these things.  Before it was made Article of the Now, before anyone figured out I was goombatree (except, of course, every single member of amputee_milfs, because they all knew right from the start), my ED page originally looked like this.

Now, does that really look like something I’d insist upon having online?

Ironically enough, looking back… that actually was the original plan…

Oh, and of course I looked into the two users on that forum, did a bit of digging.  According to her profile, the one who made the original comment is from Ann Arbor, MI, which of course immediately brought a certain member of milfs under suspicion, but then, that profile also says she’s only 18, and that certain milf isn’t quite that fresh.  But then, milfs are patently dishonest as a rule, so I’m happy to credit her anyway.

Because seriously, how many people in Ann Arbor can actually be that interested in me?  The milfs have always said I’ve got zero degree of “e-fame”, and if that’s accurate (because so much the milfs say is, of course), that brings the list of people in the Ann Arbor area that are known to belong to communities that posted regularly about me down to about… one.