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DORIAN THORN, Milf-Hunter Extraordinaire

Meant To Be

For those of you who have followed this blog this far, I hope it comes as no surprise that my real name isn’t Dorian Thorn.  In fact, it’s Matt, short for Matthew, and you’re welcome to call me either of those or any combination thereof.  Usually “Matt” is reserved for people who know me IRL, but it’s no big secret, so whatever.  Half of my Facebook calls me DT (one even calls me BLT lol), I am refered to as “Thorn”, “Matt”, “Dorian”, and don’t even get me started on the titles I’ve been appointed over the years.  The list goes on and on, and some of them are even flattering.

The events, awareness, and changes in my life that led me to assume the name “Dorian Thorn” back in 2000 actually were set into motion in 1998 by a woman named Kelly Rose “X”, who was one of the most amazing women I’ve ever met, and even though we didn’t have a lot of time together (she died in 2001), the effect she had on my life was incalculable.  Without her, there would be no “Thorn Enterprises”, no “Thorns”, and no “Dorian Thorn”.  Without going into too much detail, just consider I’ve held onto the name Dorian Thorn for 9 years now, and in the Thorn philosophies, the symbol of the highest beauty of the totality of the entire Universe seen as a glorious whole is dubbed “The Rose”, for her middle name.

I promise, this is all significant to where I’m headed.

In the community amputee_milfs, there is a member I’ve mentioned before by the name of rawr_its_roonie.  She is, quite possibly, the one person who symbolizes GOMS and all it stands for more than any other.  Highly active inside the GOMS communities, member of amputee_milfs from the day it opened its doors, a member of every single GOMS-related community, even running her own defunct spinoff ifoundvolda.  She proclaims a love for GOMS on her LJ profile, keeps Sassy Cassie icons to this day, even advertises GOMS’ re-opening to other people in various other communities.  It might seem odd to some that she’s never been a moderator, even, but rawr_its_roonie is a dedicated follower, definitely not a leader.  The dead giveaway to that was, when I trolled her badeyebrows community, the first thing she did was add another moderator to help.  For all I have ever said to/about her, she has only ever said one thing back to me directly, and that was in the community she moderated, simply telling me to get out.  (a community which, until that point, was open…)

So, symbols, I do love my symbols, signs, and omens.  Now here’s the part that’s awesome.  Look at her Facebook.  The name!  (it’s not docs, it’s on your damn public Facebook, your last name I’m keeping mum about) I assure you, my jaw dropped at that, for I am a man who does not believe in coincidence.  Everything ties together and there are always reasons.  Kelly, my Kelly, was “the One”, the woman most know as Elizabeth Thorn, my One, my Only, my Elizabeth.  The One.

Would it not, then, stand to reason that this new Kelly Rose in my life, with all she symbolizes, almost the polar opposite of the Kelly I loved so much, stands to be “the One” of some sort, and there is, as of yet, some undiscovered significance there?

Oh, you ask for more?  The coincidence of the name is not enough?  How about this, a story the GOMS Kelly was working on some time ago:  The Climbing Rose

Not enough?  Try this one.  By unthinkable coincidence, my current girlfriend’s name is also Kelly.  And, in a  drawing from the GOMS Kelly’s own hand, we discover the name of a former boyfriend of hers:

kellymattcartoon

One can only attempt to dismiss so much as coincidence before having to face the fact that there is no coincidence.

What does it all mean?  I admit it, at this point, I have no idea.  But it’s only a matter of time before we all find out…

ETA: And the “coincidences” do not stop at the “Kelly Rose” connection.  My Kelly’s birthday was May 4th.  Would it not be fascinating if not only a milf, but a member of milfs who was highly instrumental in keeping the trolling of my journals and communities going (thus exacerbating all of this) had the same birthday…?  I assure you, there is one, but I’m not sure of outing someone’s birthday is docs or not.

On a wholly unrelated note, does anyone else think the color of rawr_its_roonie’s top there is almost the exact color of an eggplant?

Lastly, my favorite quote by rawr_its_roonie, discussing me in an AIM chat:

I like his saggy balls.

I assure you, so did the original Kelly Rose…

ETA: Actually, disregard this whole entry.  It’s all a coincidence after all… and besides, roonie’s a cunt.

October 24, 2009 - Posted by Dorian Thorn | Current Events, People | , , , , , , , , , | No Comments Yet