Let’s Review

So, take a look at THIS.

That’s from a milf’s MySpace blog, and she can remain nameless for now, but some of the issues in there need addressing, because if there’s really milfs thinking like this, they’re rather behind the times, and need an update.

Dead Baby Post:  None of what I have done since September of 2008 has had anything to do with that.  The current issues began with amputee_milfs following of me all over LJ, after I told them not to, and posts made to the community featuring goombatree’s “stalking emails” list, things like “super secret information” about me (which turned out to be my meatpuppet communities… ooo, that was a tough catch LOL) and things like that.  That’s why, in October of 2008, after attempting to bury the hatchet and even joining the GOMS communities in good faith, I declared open war on the members of amputee_milfs and their beloved related communities.  What defined them as enemies was not what they had already done, it was the type of people they were, which their actions as a community amply displayed.  Not everyone in milfs was behind the idea of keeping BLT info in there, but not one of them ever came to me and said “Hey, this is happening, maybe you should try to stop it”.  Guilt by omission, plain and simple.

My Wife:  No, we didn’t get married.  She moved to Denver.  Our relationship was trying to recover from the loss of a child, the addition of GOMS’ unwarranted attack pretty much drove the nails into that.  Not to mention the year of school I took off in order to devote more time to this.  A marriage and a year of my life.  You took that from me.  I intend fully to take it all back.

For-fucking-ever:  Exactly.  Once you decide to make an enemy of Thorn Enterprises, you’re going to have it in your life for the remainder of it.  Guaranteed.  You youngsters these days have no patience whatsoever.  This has only been going on for a year, a scant 12 months or so.  We’re barely out of the starting gate here.  I have plans that stretch into 2014, and that’s just basic stuff.  It’s rare I come across one such individual as a milf, but to find so many of them in one spot… no, amputee_milfs is a sincere devotion of mine now.

Calling You Fat:  I prefer to out the more subtle things, those deep-seeded psychological character flaws that no amount of exercise or dieting can repair.  It is those warped elements of the psyche, almost universal among the milfs, that draw me.

Worthwhile Charities:  Thorn Enterprises has done more good for this world already than all of those put together.  The reason why I, at 35 years old, am just now getting back to school, staying at my mom’s, etc, is because I was out there during my 20’s doing all those things you all pretend to care about doing:  changing the world, making it better, and planting the seeds in our society for a degree of tolerance that has never before been seen.  Do you think it’s an accident that my home state, generally considered rather conservative, was the first state in the US to legalize gay marriage?  Or the first state to out the pedophile priest issues?  Or how about the fact that we now have a black president?  Cause and effect.  Plant the right seeds in the right place at the right time, and watch the roses bloom.  You want to change the world?  First you need to be able to see it.  And you milfs are quite willfully blind.

“BUT WE DON’T TALK ABOUT YOU!” This is just the typical milf self-centeredness coming into play.  You think that because you don’t talk about me, I shouldn’t care.  SUCH a milf attitude:   “if it ain’t hurting me personally, who gives a fuck?”  (quick, now, run out and support some charity to try and justify yourselves to yourselves)  You see, I care about ALL, I seek to protect ALL, and those who would seek to do harm to another are my enemy.  Talk about me, don’t talk about me, whatever.  This has nothing to do with what you do.

It has everything to do with what you’ve already done.

And trying to pretend to you didn’t doesn’t make it, or me, go away.

Loves to the MILFs!

Love Is Vengeance

Bagels Are Snazzy

Some interesting things I noticed in today’s blog searching…

There’s always the random weird hits of course, completely unrelated.  But the one topping the list today caught my eye.  snazzy_bagels is checking out my blog now?  True, I mentioned her in this post, but only referring to a few posts she’d made in goms_sux; the focus was on certain individuals’ replies to said posts (certain individuals who, no longer being a part of milfs, shall remain henceforth nameless and unmentioned).  Anyway, I didn’t say anything bad about snazzy_bagels, I don’t think… but what strikes me curious here is here she is checking into my blog, quite out of the blue, searching her own username, and is a friend of that previously mentioned unnamed former milf.  What’s curious about that, of course, is that there are, within amputee_milfs, a number of sock puppets.  Could one, in fact, be Ms. snazzy_bagels?  This bears investigating.

I mean, it could just be the obvious explanation, but that’s never any fun.  The great thing about the lack of any reliable communication I get from the milfs is that I am entirely free to draw my own conclusions, and act upon them, regardless of what they may be.  I’m not limited by things as trivial as Terms of Service agreements, or reality.

Another unrelated, but kinda cool point about snazzy_bagels… she and I share a birthday :)  Of course, she was born the day I turned 15, but the same day, anyway.  So I can add her to my list of people I know of that share my birthday.  And, sorry snazzy_bagels, but Eminem is still my favorite.

And you see that other search?  ”yummy tasty meat”?  Undoubtedly milfs, since, as we know, none of them can resist the BLT meat.  *sigh*  Very well, dears, here it is, yet again.  Fap to your heart’s content.  I’m not shy.  I know you’ve all drooled all over pics of it.  108 posts and 4000 comments worth of drool… heheh.

Also interesting… I got a number of hits today from Facebook.  That’s interesting because I don’t have a link to this blog on my Facebook account.

Apparently, though… somebody does…

Conversing With Milfs

So I recently emailed a member of milfs asking them which members of amputee_milfs were the ones who were obsessed with me?  I know it’s not all of them, and I know discussion of me has been removed from milfs, but until I find where their new discussion area is, milfs remains my primary target.

Oh, and I will admit, I didn’t ask very nicely.  Used my “sarcastically threatening” tone.  It’s horribly egotistical and I’d hate to get an email in that tone… but it works on occasion.  This is the reply I got from the milf in question:

a_m is not and NEVER was about you.  You think that it was started around the time you came out as goombatree, but you don’t seem to remember that it ACTUALLY came into being after Starla went on one of her “copyright infringement” tirades and so the mods of GOMS decided no one is allowed to discuss her or even say her name in GOMS.  The only time you ever came up was when you would do something somewhere else and people would come and be like “BLT did this BLT did that wah wah wah” and it got old fast and a lot of us just started ignoring it and it doesn’t happen anymore.  I don’t consider them my “friends” (how many of them do you even see as my friend on LJ?) and there are actually a couple people on there who annoy me a lot. We are not some special super elite clique, we are just people who want to talk about a subject/person that interests us (NOT you).  If anyone talks about you anymore it is elsewhere and not on milfs so I have no idea who it is or what they are saying..

The community amputee_milfs was started on August 13, 2008 at exactly 11:35pm UTC.  I can tell you that without looking.  goombatree was not outed until the end of that August, so no, I don’t have any misconceptions about me being in any way responsible for its founding.  Once I found milfs, I cross-checked the creation date with what had happened in GOMS that day.  That was the same day Starla’s copyright infringement DMCAs were a big deal and all mention of her was banned.  It wasn’t tough to ascertain, then, what milfs was created for.

But one thing that milf’s reply never touches on, the pictures.  So far there have been flat denials that any pictures of me were ever published inside milfs.  People!  Admit it already!  It’s the final thing I’m looking for!  Oh, and what evidence do I have suggesting pictures of me were posted?

eggplant trolled my “meatpuppet” community almost from the day it was created.  All that was in that community was pictures of me!  The only other reason he’d be trolling those comms was that he was a slavish fan of nude pics of me (which, now that I think about it, might be the case).  And then, this:

http://pics.livejournal.com/wicked_queen/pic/0005c6kp

That’s her personal LJ photo album, and that pic was added to it TWICE, on November 13, 2008.  Which means, she posted it twice.  WHERE?  In her own journal?  Let me give you my own guess on that: It got posted to amputee_milfs, and it got posted to goms_sux.  It’s since been removed from both, but for some reason, despite my trolling of her, she hasn’t removed it from her photo album.  Why?  The only possible answer is because it’s also posted somewhere else!

And then, of course, this comment.  How could you get so sick of “omg he posted a picture” if there weren’t pictures being posted?

There’s also the fact that, the moment eggplant joined the community wtf_stupid, he combed through every post I’d made to that community.  Yes, I not only track my profiles and blogs, I also never made a post to any LJ community without tracking script in it, either.  I like to know who’s looking.  And usually, it’s milfs, milfs, milfs.  A number of milfs joined wtf_stupid, in fact, while I was an active member there… and almost none have rejoined since I left.  Curious coincidence, that.

Milfs, we’ve been swirling around this drain for some time now.  As soon as one of you simply comes clean about exactly what was posted, then I can stop bugging milfs, and start dealing with the actual ones who seem to have a fixation on me.  Wouldn’t that be nice?

You’ll also notice that milf there didn’t exactly answer my question, either.  Really, all I wanted was a list of names… but then, I can guess on a few of those.  constituent and eggplant, of course, who, according to bloodlilie, were the two most directly responsible for the BLT thread.  Who else?  aluminum_stilts and fashionassassin.  carlyinvain and sometimes59.  tehmeats.  Possibly tempusfugit78.  As well as a few others no longer in milfs.  And ironically enough, for all the posts that were made about me, the only one I have 100% ironclad proof of is a post made by bloodlilie, simply because she told me about it.  So, I have to add her to this list too.  It’s a work in progress.

Am I right?  Am I wrong?  Why don’t you just tell me?

Just… don’t wait to long.  You know I have no problems acting on my own misinformation.

BLT FTW

Why is it that I remain so certain that the milfs still discuss me?

Ok, I’m willing to accept it might not be in amputee_milfs itself, I know for a fact there are more than a few members of that community that are more than tired of me (so, why they even stay is beyond me — “it’s just LJ, it’s just an LJ community, it doesn’t matter, it’s not important” — well, then, GTFO and you don’t have to hear from me anymore, dur hurr hurr).

Well, let’s look at some logic.  Back in August of 2008, Starla filed, and won, a DMCA against getoffmyspace, resulting in some posts about her being removed and any mention of her forbidden.  The very same day she became a “do not mention” topic in GOMS, amputee_milfs was started, in secret, solely to continue Starla discussion (GOMSers hate it when you get the better of them).  Now, what did I do?  More than getting a few posts removed, I got every member booted, got the communities locked down permanently, and got getoffmyspace and goms_sux to close down for about 5 months or so, during which time I created new and better snark communities that did exactly what GOMS did, only better.  Twice.  Not to mention the fact that I made virtually everyone in the community look like idiots for failing to catch the rather obvious goombatree = dorianthorn connection.

But they never discussed me at all, right?  Look at this screen cap from goms_sux, see for yourself how much they “didn’t discuss me”.  And that’s not even from amputee_milfs!

On March 31 of 2009, 108 posts, and more than 4000 comments, allegedly about me, were deleted from amputee_milfs.  That would be the point at which I, allegedly, became a “do not mention” topic in amputee_milfs.  However, just a scant two weeks before that, constituent, moderator of milfs, created at least two new communities, bare_mattresses and some_rakes.  Both of these communities, barring a few posts right in the beginning, remain dead to this day.

Follow the logic.  Removed from milfs, but only after new communities were created… Starla remains a constant topic in milfs, after merely forcing them to pull down references to her in GOMS… is it really such a leap of logic to surmise that somewhere the milfs who were “obsessing over me” have a new community, forum, whatnot, reserved for discussion about me?  Of course not.  And, knowing the milfs as I do, it’s a virtual guarantee that that’s exactly what they’ve done.  After all, constituent took these two screencaps back on October 8th.  If he didn’t post them to milfs… he certainly posted them somewhere.  Because that’s how the milfs deal with things, they huddle and hide and post comments.

Which, in fact, brings me to another point.  While that screencap from goms_sux is entertaining and informative, look at this comment in particular.

You see that?  She said: “nor will I sit back and take what he does against me like a little bitch”

Um… actually, that’s exactly what she’s done.  That is, in fact, exactly what all the milfs have done.  Every last one of them.  They have retreated, retreated, retreated.  They locked profiles, communities, MySpaces, Facebooks, LiveJournals, Twitters.  Changed usernames.  Deleted accounts.  Used sock puppets to even join amputee_milfs.  Not only have they universally taken everything I’ve done against them like little bitches, they’ve also been falling back and giving ground since Day 1.  This is the equivalent of me saying “you gonna get raped” and they simply say “ok”, then lay back and spread their legs.  They’ve taken everything I’ve done against them, swallowed it all down, every last bit I fed to them, no matter how rough I played.  They took it all JUST like, as alcoholiday said, little bitches.

And really, even if they do have some other hidden community somewhere, what are they doing, snarking pictures of my weener again?  The same pics I gave them in the first place?

*gasp* look, milfs!  IT’S MY WEENER!!  Oh noes, what shall I ever do?  You all act like you’ve never seen one before.  But then, I can understand how you’d all be so enthralled with mine… it is rather impressive.  You make such loyal fangirls…

All that said, it would be quite easy to declare myself the winner in all this 1000 times over.  Wait, “winner”?  Generally, for there to be a “winner” there’s some sort of contest first, and they have yet to put up any kind of fight at all, except to try and pretend none of it ever happened in the first place.  Winner by sheer forfeit, maybe.  And, actually, outside of amputee_milfs, and a few stragglers in goms_sux, most of the Internet declared me the winner more than a year ago…

But, a guy’s gotta have a hobby… and the piggies are mine.  They volunteered for that, after all, even after I told them ahead of time exactly what would happen…

Live and learn, eh?

Squeal For Me…

So close I can almost reach out and touch…

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And as a bonus, here’s a picture of rawr_its_roonie giving a blowjob.

Oh, and that’s not me she’s giving it to.

She may love to look, but she doesn’t get to touch.

Yet.

To Do Right By All

It’s always fun peering into a milf’s head.  Tonight, let’s take a look at the ongoing trainwreck that is the psychology of one readysteadystop.  We’ll begin with this:

Passion, drive, love of community, desire to protect and do right by all, dedicated revolutionaries?

The stunning irony of this, of course, is that, without realizing it, she’s looking for the Thorns.  Hi, hon.  We’re right here.  *waving*

The reason you can’t find us, of course, is because you have chosen to ally yourself with everything we stand against.  ”To do right by all”… you know, “all” includes the people you target in your snark communities, like amputee_milfs, all the GOMS communities, your stretched_snark communities… maybe, if you showed the slightest interest in “doing right by all” then those of us who actually seek to do right by all might even give you the time of day… or at the very least, stop seeing you as one of the enemy.  Until then, of course, us passionate, driven, dedicated revolutionaries, and swine such as yourself, are always going to be on opposite sides of the fence.

Oh, sure, you’ve got the typical “I’m a good person” mask going.  You’re very happy with yourself as you are (after all your self-modifications, of course; I could write a book on the psychology behind those), you’re not always seeking approval from people like your mom, your friends, and pretty much everyone under the sun.  Like anyone who’s trying to convince themselves they’re a decent person, you cling to your causes with a vice-like deathgrip, completely inflexibly, thinking that because you do your zombiewalks and whatnot for charity, that it makes you fundamentally decent.  The problem is, at the end of the day, when you’re all by yourself, you still have to meet that gaze in the mirror and look into the eyes of a woman who’s skeezy enough to cheat on her husband while he’s off serving in the military…

And you know that feeling you get when he comes back (about a week from now, isn’t it?), have your big happy reunion, and look him in the eyes, and that’s when that momentary feeling sneaks in, that fleeting instant of remembering what you’ve been occupying yourself with while he’s been away, before you squash it down and hold onto him just a little too tightly?  That feeling, when it sneaks in unbidden, in those moments at night facing the mirror’s cold unflinching  judgement, that’s the feeling you want to stop, right?  The moment when you look in that mirror and think of who you really are, and what you really do, not up on the public stage where anyone can playact generosity, but in the private places, those hidden online groups, the targeting of individuals, the ostracism, the way you have always spoken about those you deem as “less than” you (and I’ve already covered quite well why the milfs need to do that), it’s in those private places that we see the real readysteadystop.

The measure of our true selves is what we do when we think no one’s looking.

But of course, in stretched_snark, in amputee_milfs, in all the snark communities you belong to… why, you always “do right by all”, don’t you?  All, that is, except those you consider “less than” you.  Let me guess… in your eyes, us snark targets should only count as 3/5 of a person, amirite?  Or maybe we should all just be exterminated, since you’re a part of the “master race”?

Word of advice.  Don’t claim to have any interest in “doing right by all” until you know what that means.  Anything else is just hypocrisy.

Reality Bites

When I do my trolling stuff over on LiveJournal, it’s very rare that I actually receive any replies to it, even if people post replies.  You see, for each LJ account I create, I need a completely new email address for each one.  And, since I assume the piggies will squeal to LJ Abuse, once I’ve trolled, I log out, never to return to that particular sock puppet.  It’s even rarer that I would log into one of the emails again, because, once the LJ sock puppet is suspended, that email address is useless to create a new one.  So, for each of my sock puppets, I’ve got an email address I’m unlikely to ever use again, so it follows that I simply don’t get notifications of any replies I might get.

And if you look here, you begin to get an idea of just how many socks and emails we’re talking about.  Also, figure in the fact that I’ve always got about a dozen unused emails ready to roll.  You get the idea.

All that said and done, it does happen that every so often I’ll need an additional email address for something else, so I can always use one of my LJ suspended ones.  If, then, I happen to log into an email I’ve trolled with, and there’s been a response, only then do I see the replies (usually months later).  However, I did just happen to use a more recent email, and so got a reply on one of my more recent trolling attacks that I found so typically milf I had to bring it up.  The reply was this:

“aaaah, you again. i guess you must be bored. i will leave this up. all ten of them. maybe that will give you what you’re looking for. i feel sad for you.”

This is right in line with all those other “posed” comments on LJ like “yawn”, “facepalm”, “headdesk” and the like.  All those comments that, if they were actually intended as written, wouldn’t have been made at all.

But this comment, specifically, has a number of interesting points, the most significant being its manipulative attempt to make me feel somehow “pitiable”.  No, “pitiable” is the incessant need to cling to a community like amputee_milfs.  Calling me pitiable (“i feel sad for you”) is the classic milf move of taking those things they don’t like in themselves and projecting them onto others.  It’s that warped psychology that kept them all coming back to GOMS in the first place.

Lastly, “I must be bored”?  Nonsense.  You see, you milfs were the ones who invited yourselves into my life, by trolling and stalking and probing into everything I did on LJ, just because you weren’t done with your lulz.  Unfortunately for you, all I built on LJ for you to stalk was really just one big tar baby, as I’m sure you’ve noticed by now that getting into my business is a lot easier than getting out of it again.  So, you stepped in it, had your lulz, and then tried to pull yourselves out when you got bored, only to find I don’t let go so easily.  You had your lulz, you enjoyed them, and that’s awesome.  Now, it’s my turn.  Now I probe into your lives, finding all I can, digging it all up, getting my own lulz in.  When I get “bored” is when I’ll stop.  Although… I really wouldn’t count on that happening anytime soon.

You’re all just… too much fun…

Yummy Tasty Meats

Allow me to mention this right off the bat.  I don’t have any issue with the members of amputee_milfs reading this blog.  Some of them do so openly, so I know when they visit, some do so from behind proxies (which I’ve been known to pick on them for) and others follow the rss feed.  The reason, of course, I don’t mind this at all is rather obvious: It’s next to unthinkable that the starring subjects of a public blog wouldn’t at least check in on the blog from time to time.  That’s the same reason I want to see what has been said about me inside milfs.  Basic human curiosity.  Of course, I keep my blog open and public, the milfs feel they have to be secretive and sneaky, but that’s just the basic difference in our levels of courage and determination.  I’m happy to talk right to their faces, they’re cowardly little bitches that pee their panties and run and hide every time the big bad thorn calls them out.  So feel free, read all you want.

That said, I’ve noted an interesting phenomenon happening just recently.  While I’ve always seen a strange assortment of search terms leading people to this blog, usually along the lines of stuff like this, in the past week or so I’ve seen a marked increase in terms like “dorian thorn pictures”, “dorian thorn porn”, “dorian thorn videos”, “dorian thorn sex”, a few of which I noted on the screencap of today’s searches.

Why this renewed interest in my porn?  Sure, my ED page is gone, but if you do an image search on ED of the word “thorn”, believe me, all my pics are still on their servers.  And please don’t try to sell me on the idea that at least a few of you don’t have every last scrap of Thorn porn you’ve come across saved on your hard drives — that insults us both.  So why the renewed search?  Is it the same reason the words Dorian and Bacon are so interchangeable in your heads… that yummy tasty meat?  Perhaps you crave something new and different?

(well, of course it’s the milfs who are searching; because “no one cares”, I’m completely “not relevant”, so if that’s the case, it can only be members of amputee_milfs, which remains the only place on the Internet that at one time a full one-third of the entire community’s contents were entirely devoted to me — ahh, my fangirls)

Well, of course it’s out there, if you know where to look.  Which I think everyone does, actually: themeatpuppet.  The catch, of course, is that it’s a closed blog, because there’s things in there now that I can’t have just anybody viewing.  It’s remotely possible, true, that a few of the video clips included in that blog have found their way to the light of day… which, in fact, would go a long way towards explaining this current renewed interest.  But seriously, if you want all of them, plus the backstories explaining them, then you really need to get into the meatpuppet blog, and for that, you need a WordPress ID that’s approved by me as a reader of that blog.  Of course, WordPress only allows so many readers on a private blog, but I get around that by having a “general” username that is shared among a number of people who only check in every so often.

I’ve told you before, if you want that ID, all you need to do is ask.  I assure you, you would find it interesting.  Particularly the content in there that is very specifically milf-related.  Endless lulz.  And even better, because it’s a username I approved, it doesn’t even log on my tracking stuff!  How’s that for a deal?  Oh, yes, a deal.  I say you need only ask, but there is something I would ask in return.  It’s a small thing, not terribly complicated…

…but if you want to know, you need to ask.

And come now, I know you want to.

You can’t stay away, after all… and I know it’s not the Thorn you find so funny, it’s the meatpuppet that really brings the lulz.  And that’s exactly what I’m offering you…

And lastly, to give something to the people who will be drawn to this entry by its naughtier tags, but also in the interests of keeping it milf-related… have a bloodlilie photo gallery:

S.M.O.H.C.

Ah, delicious lulz.  I do love watching things come together.  Or, come apart, as the case may be.  I’ve been a bit lax in this blog just lately, but not for lack of work, let me assure you.  I mean, I can drop hints, suggestions, innuendos, and all that fun stuff, but the more I delve into hardcore docs, the less I can actually publish in a public forum.  That, and, I have a few things I’m pursuing that insist I see them through to the end before I act on them.  You see, this type of enumeration, when one door opens, it’s usually followed by a series of doors, leading me down several pathways, each with more doors at the end, and efficiency declares I follow these unlocked pathways each to their end before deciding upon my next course of action.  So, you’ll have to forgive me if it seems I go quiet on occasion.  Trust me, I’m never sitting still on this.  I’m always working.

But, just for fun, have a link to a screencap from another milf-populated community, taken by one of the community moderators.  You may be familiar with it; it’s called stretched_snark.  Here’s the screencap.  You may also wonder what my interest in that community is.  I assure you, any small, closed communities that harbor a number of milfs, you will find me interested in (such a st_sn_sa).  Basically, anywhere milfs gather, you will also find me.

And just to keep things fun, here’s a video:

Ta for now.  I’ll be around.